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The Duck · 06-25-2009, 02:34 AM

I always get spam email with the funniest subjects sent to me. Here are some from todays crop:

"AIDS in olympic pool"

"You will have problems"

"Fuck by armed" ??

"I told you so"

The Duck · 06-25-2009, 02:35 AM

More:

"Magnesium oxide insufficiency is not your problem"

"Answer immediately"

The Duck · 06-28-2009, 05:01 PM

fuck you all

brassmonkey · 06-28-2009, 05:52 PM

$5 submissions · 06-28-2009, 05:56 PM

provocative topics aimed at getting the recipient to open

By the way, ever notice how good GMAIL is in filtering spam?

jmcb420 · 06-28-2009, 06:05 PM

I always enjoy: "My girlfriend dosen't know but she loves it!!"

nomercy · 06-28-2009, 06:28 PM

"then i asked: does a firm perswasion that a thing is so, make it"
> Spelling, grammar, sentence structure, language and sanity fail.

"Pub visiting tonight?"
> I live in California (country fail)

"Masters degree with no efforts."
> 'Drive and Determination' fail.

"We will not let your masculinity die so rapidly."
> Assumption fail.

"Why should you pay more for cute watches!"
> 'Why people buy watches' fail.

"So glad I found you!"
> Complete stranger fail.

"Greeting card for you"
Truth fail.

"Important news for [[f.name]]!"
> Variable fail.

Iron Fist · 06-28-2009, 07:21 PM

Just wait when they start making titles like...

"Your NATS stats failed to load."

"A referral was just credited to you!"

"More galleries were just uploaded this afternoon."

"Payment was withheld, please respond"

...you think you won't at least click on it? You all lie if you say you won't.

MileG · 06-28-2009, 07:31 PM

"re: "

The Duck · 06-29-2009, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

provocative topics aimed at getting the recipient to open

By the way, ever notice how good GMAIL is in filtering spam?

I know. Gmail has the best email filter I have ever had the pleasure to use.

bdeforest · 06-29-2009, 09:09 AM

I got one this weekend that had DEATH TO STEVE JOBS as the subject. It was from the craziest fucker online trying to promote his you tube channel.

The Duck · 08-06-2009, 09:01 AM

who is steve jobs

u-Bob · 08-06-2009, 09:10 AM

SHOCKING: Hitler was a woman.

deserv · 08-06-2009, 09:21 AM

Haha, I love the ones I get in shitty dutch they translated from some shitty online translator, that's priceless :D

06-25-2009, 02:34 AM	#1
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06-28-2009, 07:21 PM	#8
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