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RadicalSights · 08-10-2009, 07:08 PM

Check this out

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the first group of scientists, from a local university, to see the creature, consisted of an "anthropologist, a patologist, a foresinc expert, an odontologist [sic]." There was crude DNA analysis done, and there was no match with any creature on file. At that time, two of the experts speculated this could be a "skinned monkey." However, they conceded that it bore characteristics that did not match a monkey. It's number of teeth, type of teeth, and number of bones in the spine did not match a primate. The teeth also did not have roots (like some reptiles and fish), and the ankle section looked entirely human.
Around mid-April, 2009, Jaime took the specimen to Dr. Jesus Higuera, head of the Imaging Department at the Mexican Institute of Nutrition. There, the mummified creature was scanned with the best 3-D computer tomography on the continent, for a thorough look inside the body. Jaime says Dr. Higuera "was absolutely amazed." Compared to the skull, he said the back of the brain was larger, and more sophisticated, than any other creature known. There was no explanation for the specimen, and the scientist concluded it was definitely not a primate, and probably a new species. Jaime says Higuera's staff feels this is in fact an adult, as opposed to an infant, as originally presumed due to its stature. Jaime said it was most likely a "very smart creature."
Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada. As soon as the results are finalized, and all facts are compiled, there will be a world press conference in Spain, Mexico, or both, to unveil all the findings for the full scrutiny of the scientific community.

http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/in...5381.msg594052

mikeyddddd · 08-10-2009, 07:25 PM

Must not be that smart
with its head in that trap

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 08-10-2009, 07:27 PM

haha. He's kind of cute in a horrifying sort of way.

pornguy · 08-10-2009, 07:27 PM

Interesting for sure.. most likely some off shoot of someone trying to mix animals.

CyberHustler · 08-10-2009, 07:28 PM

I'd hit it...

J. Falcon · 08-10-2009, 07:29 PM

I'm sure that is total bullshit.

RadicalSights · 08-10-2009, 07:30 PM

Looks like a little Demon

Fletch XXX · 08-10-2009, 07:30 PM

geez we created better fake aliens in the haunted houses i use to work at LOL

Profits of Doom · 08-10-2009, 07:34 PM

They showed that little fucker on the new MonsterQuest, and it was supposed to be the infant version of some flying creature that has supposedly been sighted all over Latin America...

ShellyCrash · 08-10-2009, 07:36 PM

Looks like a close relative of the Fiji Mermaid

J. Falcon · 08-10-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

geez we created better fake aliens in the haunted houses i use to work at LOL

Max Cannon · 08-10-2009, 07:39 PM

Spunky · 08-10-2009, 07:56 PM

Damn those deep sea creatures are freaky

AdultHardcore · 08-10-2009, 08:03 PM

That was fucked

ShellyCrash · 08-10-2009, 08:08 PM

besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:

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Jaime took the specimen to Dr. Jesus Higuera, head of the Imaging Department at the Mexican Institute of Nutrition. There, the mummified creature was scanned with the best 3-D computer tomography on the continent

For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging.

DonovanTrent · 08-10-2009, 08:28 PM

El Chupacabra! Run!

CaptainHowdy · 08-10-2009, 08:34 PM

I call rubber demon...

d-null · 08-10-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

El Chupacabra! Run!

looks like a chupacabra to me too

kaori · 08-10-2009, 09:37 PM

I thought it was the baby alien freshly sprouted from someone's stomach...

brassmonkey · 08-10-2009, 09:41 PM

bunch of bullshit ill sale you some alien piss $50 a oz

VeriSexy · 08-11-2009, 05:09 AM

that thing looks bad ass

seeandsee · 08-11-2009, 05:21 AM

it's alien god damn

nikki99 · 08-11-2009, 05:33 AM

el chupacabras!

12clicks · 08-11-2009, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:

For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging.

heh, yeah, and this doesn't hold up either:
"""Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada"""

Spain?
Granada?
can either of those two places even SPELL "DNA"?

Miguel T · 08-11-2009, 06:20 AM

Alien alert!

MaDalton · 08-11-2009, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

heh, yeah, and this doesn't hold up either:
"""Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada"""

Spain?
Granada?
can either of those two places even SPELL "DNA"?

i agree with you on this one - Granada does not sound like the place where you can find the best DNA experts. but they serve excellent fish dishes there

SomeCreep · 08-11-2009, 06:26 AM

lol, so fake

halfpint · 08-11-2009, 06:35 AM

Strange shenanigans

V_RocKs · 08-11-2009, 07:01 AM

I Fucked it's mom... do the math.

BTW, you have now just found this answer to this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=920741

tammix · 08-11-2009, 07:45 AM

in veracruz, mexico there is also a "doggy girl", people has seen her very often
http://elblogdetempoal.blogspot.com/...-veracruz.html

crockett · 08-11-2009, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

I'm sure that is total bullshit.

Yea think? I mean it is on the internets, so it must be true.

tranza · 08-11-2009, 07:48 AM

That looks pretty weird!

JUDY ADAMO · 08-11-2009, 07:49 AM

The Creature walks Among Us....

CurrentlySober · 08-11-2009, 07:50 AM

I blame Poppy Morgan..

Denaz · 08-11-2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I'd hit it...

with a pipe

yuu.design · 08-11-2009, 08:25 AM

chupacabra ? :P

Jade509 · 08-11-2009, 09:01 AM

crazy shit

stickyfingerz · 08-11-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by tammix

in veracruz, mexico there is also a "doggy girl", people has seen her very often
http://elblogdetempoal.blogspot.com/...-veracruz.html

haha, well the pic in that article is of a artists sculpture. Same one that did the woman pig looking thing nursing her kids with 8 tits. lol

Socks · 08-11-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:

For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging.

I guess you'd also be surprised that Carlos Slim reigned for some time over the past few years as the wealthiest man in the world. He's from Mexico.

Ohhhh dissssssssssssssssss.

sortie · 08-11-2009, 10:42 AM

Somebody fucked an armadillo and that's the baby.

Great Shooter · 08-11-2009, 10:45 AM

Looks Like Clay

Deesnuts · 08-11-2009, 10:47 AM

Elllllllllllll Chupacabrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaa

ShellyCrash · 08-11-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I guess you'd also be surprised that Carlos Slim reigned for some time over the past few years as the wealthiest man in the world. He's from Mexico.

Ohhhh dissssssssssssssssss.

It's not even about Mexico, I would assume if the best imaging equipment on the continent WAS in Mexico, it would at least be in a HOSPITAL where it would save lives, not a nutrition center. Sounds like somewhere they sell you phen phen and give you shots of Vitamin B.

12clicks · 08-11-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I guess you'd also be surprised that Carlos Slim reigned for some time over the past few years as the wealthiest man in the world. He's from Mexico.

Ohhhh dissssssssssssssssss.

I guess you'd be surprised to hear that some forms of ivory are still legal for trade.

Ohhhhh dissssssssssssssssss.

bobby666 · 08-11-2009, 01:12 PM

oh..time for a fake

Chosen · 08-11-2009, 01:13 PM

Scary one

burntfilm · 08-11-2009, 01:16 PM

I saw that species 20 years ago singing ragtime in spaceballs

Fob · 08-11-2009, 01:26 PM

that thing is about the size of a mouse...and there's probably thousands of animals that size that haven't been discovered yet.

CyberHustler · 08-18-2009, 09:40 AM

Any updates?

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-18-2009, 11:04 AM

looks like Aliens?? vs predator?lol

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