I called all of this shit in 2003, now look what happened!!!

[xxxjay]

I originally wrote this article on Consumption Junction in 2002 or 2003, maybe earlier, now it is some 6 or 7 years later and I will have to say that I nailed this right on the button, even though it was supposed to be just satire. Watch it all come true...revisit this link in a year and this might not see so ridiculous.

A WARNING TO LOWLY PORN THIEVES

Under no circumstances: Should you ever, ever share PORN! That?s right, our beloved American institution is already in enough financial trouble. The ?talent? doesn?t get paid enough as it is! NOW, there?s barely enough incentive for a maladjusted teen with low self-esteem and a meth habit to start doing triple anal on film!

The cash pornographers lose to PORN THIEVES will translate to pay cuts to the porn girls. As money becomes scarce, the talent pool will dry up. Then people left still buying porn will diminish and sales will plummet. Revenue streams will dry up and Adult industry will go bankrupt.

With no more funds for lawyers, the good folks that run jizz become victims of a republican Witch-hunt and sent to prison. As the studios start fold, millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives behind the scenes in porn will become displaced. These poor souls, unable to find work because of their past, will turn to violent crime. This will overload the court system with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers.

With all the smut peddlers in jail: Porn movies will become a memory of the distant past ? only living as a distant flicker on some file-sharing network!

With the industry out if the way: YOU will the only person the goon squad to come for! The prison system will bog down even more. Eventually, the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left in the economy.

The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic levels quickly. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the United States powerless.

The only modern connivance left will be automobiles: which the survivors will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, worldwide oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun ? thus ending all life, as we know it.

As a last result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the now dead Earth ? sending us hurtling into deep space.

Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce Terra Firma to chunks of astral debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty civilization will reenter another world as a shooting star for alien beings to make a wish on?all because:

They were smart enough to NEVER STEAL PORN!!!!

REPUBLISHED MAY 2008:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2008...e-site-owners/

spot on jay. spot on.

[dyna mo]

u were totally wrong on the moon thing eh

[MaximX]

Interesting read xxxjay..

You also have a nice network of sites..

[K R I S T E N]

Ive always revered you as one of the most forward thinking and "ahead of the curve" visionaries in this business...this backs me up as proof!!!!!!!

[Va2k]

Well Mr. almighty lol can you give us all dummies insight on how to fix this!!!!?>??!>>! J/k

[PornMD]

Congratulations...now the question is did you do anything to prevent this mess then?

[Iron Fist]

I like how you connect "sharing porn" to "moon colliding with earth"... but most of the story is close... almost creepy to be honest.

[dyna mo]

the ass kissing goes deep with this thread.

[RyuLion]

yeah, and this will continue to happen..

[Mr. Billy]

Is that moon thing still a worry?

[Cutty]

man no offense Jay, but all you do fucking cry about tubes.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Fungus

Well Mr. almighty lol can you give us all dummies insight on how to fix this!!!!?>??!>>! J/k

I wish I did. Shit, I just want to see the moon collide with the Earth.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Cutty

man no offense Jay, but all you do fucking cry about tubes.

So says an asshole selling tube scripts.

How would you feel if every webmaster on this board had a cracked copy of your tube script?

[munki]

I call shenanigans... obviously 2012 is around the corner, and with no mayan hoopla, and 12 crystal skull rhetoric floating around the entire moon scenario, I just can't get behind it.

Give me at least one good lizard person and we are spot on.

[MikeSmoke]

Funny post
But actually, I've been warning my relatively small community for years about the general threat of piracy and what it could mean to the flow of smoking video. Naturally, the warnings have either been ignored or laughed at by most.
Lo and behold, the piracy issue finally hit our little community with a vengeance over the last couple of years (in our case, it's sharing sites, hubs and torrents, rather than tubes, that are the culprits).
And now, most of the one-man-band smoking fetish producers either going out of business or unable to afford many new shoots --- most of the people in our community are crying "Why hasn't (producer X) released anything lately?"

I'm planning to sell them all mirrors

[camchoice]

Nice read !
Here comes an inconvenient truth part 2, bet then in Porn HD with hot women...

[bdld]

it's too bad the govt doesnt go after porn sharers like they go after hard goods counterfeiters.

[seeandsee]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I originally wrote this article on Consumption Junction in 2002 or 2003, maybe earlier, now it is some 6 or 7 years later and I will have to say that I nailed this right on the button, even though it was supposed to be just satire. Watch it all come true...revisit this link in a year and this might not see so ridiculous.

A WARNING TO LOWLY PORN THIEVES

Under no circumstances: Should you ever, ever share PORN! That?s right, our beloved American institution is already in enough financial trouble. The ?talent? doesn?t get paid enough as it is! NOW, there?s barely enough incentive for a maladjusted teen with low self-esteem and a meth habit to start doing triple anal on film!

The cash pornographers lose to PORN THIEVES will translate to pay cuts to the porn girls. As money becomes scarce, the talent pool will dry up. Then people left still buying porn will diminish and sales will plummet. Revenue streams will dry up and Adult industry will go bankrupt.

With no more funds for lawyers, the good folks that run jizz become victims of a republican Witch-hunt and sent to prison. As the studios start fold, millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives behind the scenes in porn will become displaced. These poor souls, unable to find work because of their past, will turn to violent crime. This will overload the court system with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers.

With all the smut peddlers in jail: Porn movies will become a memory of the distant past ? only living as a distant flicker on some file-sharing network!

With the industry out if the way: YOU will the only person the goon squad to come for! The prison system will bog down even more. Eventually, the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left in the economy.

The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic levels quickly. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the United States powerless.

The only modern connivance left will be automobiles: which the survivors will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, worldwide oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun ? thus ending all life, as we know it.

As a last result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the now dead Earth ? sending us hurtling into deep space.

Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce Terra Firma to chunks of astral debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty civilization will reenter another world as a shooting star for alien beings to make a wish on?all because:

They were smart enough to NEVER STEAL PORN!!!!

REPUBLISHED MAY 2008:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2008...e-site-owners/

[Dirty Dane]

Good write!

[Machete_]

I love how you removed

"So, you think it?s cool to swap MP3s? Sure, I?ve downloaded a song or ten thousand in my time, however:"

before you posted it here..

Hypocrit

[andrej_NDC]

These times are good for one thing...shitty sites don't convert anymore. And now we see that 98% of all porn sites suck.

[babebuns]

Originally Posted by KrisH

I love how you removed before you posted it here..

Hypocrit

Damn jay time to get off your high horse.

[C H R I S]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I originally wrote this article on Consumption Junction in 2002 or 2003, maybe earlier, now it is some 6 or 7 years later and I will have to say that I nailed this right on the button, even though it was supposed to be just satire. Watch it all come true...revisit this link in a year and this might not see so ridiculous.

A WARNING TO LOWLY PORN THIEVES

Under no circumstances: Should you ever, ever share PORN! That?s right, our beloved American institution is already in enough financial trouble. The ?talent? doesn?t get paid enough as it is! NOW, there?s barely enough incentive for a maladjusted teen with low self-esteem and a meth habit to start doing triple anal on film!

The cash pornographers lose to PORN THIEVES will translate to pay cuts to the porn girls. As money becomes scarce, the talent pool will dry up. Then people left still buying porn will diminish and sales will plummet. Revenue streams will dry up and Adult industry will go bankrupt.

With no more funds for lawyers, the good folks that run jizz become victims of a republican Witch-hunt and sent to prison. As the studios start fold, millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives behind the scenes in porn will become displaced. These poor souls, unable to find work because of their past, will turn to violent crime. This will overload the court system with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers.

With all the smut peddlers in jail: Porn movies will become a memory of the distant past ? only living as a distant flicker on some file-sharing network!

With the industry out if the way: YOU will the only person the goon squad to come for! The prison system will bog down even more. Eventually, the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left in the economy.

The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic levels quickly. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the United States powerless.

The only modern connivance left will be automobiles: which the survivors will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, worldwide oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun ? thus ending all life, as we know it.

As a last result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the now dead Earth ? sending us hurtling into deep space.

Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce Terra Firma to chunks of astral debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty civilization will reenter another world as a shooting star for alien beings to make a wish on?all because:

They were smart enough to NEVER STEAL PORN!!!!

REPUBLISHED MAY 2008:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2008...e-site-owners/

[ParlourCash Karl]

Good Read Jay

[Roald]

Originally Posted by KrisH

I love how you removed before you posted it here..

Hypocrit

no offence Jay but yeah that is hypocrit

[l0lf4c3]

next time think twice with the industry 'normatives' you and apparently everyone was following. steal from your own customer. rip him off. make him pay at least 3 times the price you told him and made him believe he will pay:

1. regular payment - membership, trial, doesnt matter - OK
2. 2 hidden cross sales - THEFT
3. 1 automatic rebill - THEFT
4. the cross sales are autorebilling also? thats 2 more in the row - makes it 5 together. - HUGE FUCKING THEFT


so you still think they will not download, upload, share and steal from you? they will. thanks your and the rest of the industries 'normatives' - called theft actually.

[Cutty]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

So says an asshole selling tube scripts.

How would you feel if every webmaster on this board had a cracked copy of your tube script?

I feel you, our script is not geared towards user uploads, we do not support that functionality.

I don't like illegal tubes either, but you having been crying about them for the past year, kick up some of that old school cake you got stacked up and do something about it.

Peace

[fris]

so its ok to rip off thousands of songs, but when someone steals from you its some how different?

[SykkBoy]

um....didn't Consumption Junction make their living off of "borrowed" and "found" content?

[Agent 488]

sites that are filled with old dvd content are not selling, true.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by fris

so its ok to rip off thousands of songs, but when someone steals from you its some how different?

You guys are morons.

There is a big difference between downloading a bunch of Jusas Priest songs you would have never bought because you can get them for free and making a business out of profiting distributing Judas Priest content that isn't yours to millions.

Neither one is right.

But, clearly, one is more wrong than the other.

[fris]

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

um....didn't Consumption Junction make their living off of "borrowed" and "found" content?

yes they stole their content as well

[ToplistBlog_Com]

I hope that last part doesn't come to pass.

[Spelvin]

Originally Posted by fris

yes they stole their content as well

They sure did, and I used to check it every day, until they required a membership to get in...

[Barefootsies]

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by fris

yes they stole their content as well

I just wrote their homepages for fun. I didn't make a dime from their business or have anything to do with how they operated.

[Big Red Machine]

pORNSTRADOMUS

[gideongallery]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I originally wrote this article on Consumption Junction in 2002 or 2003, maybe earlier, now it is some 6 or 7 years later and I will have to say that I nailed this right on the button, even though it was supposed to be just satire. Watch it all come true...revisit this link in a year and this might not see so ridiculous.

A WARNING TO LOWLY PORN THIEVES

Under no circumstances: Should you ever, ever share PORN! That?s right, our beloved American institution is already in enough financial trouble. The ?talent? doesn?t get paid enough as it is! NOW, there?s barely enough incentive for a maladjusted teen with low self-esteem and a meth habit to start doing triple anal on film!

The cash pornographers lose to PORN THIEVES will translate to pay cuts to the porn girls. As money becomes scarce, the talent pool will dry up. Then people left still buying porn will diminish and sales will plummet. Revenue streams will dry up and Adult industry will go bankrupt.

With no more funds for lawyers, the good folks that run jizz become victims of a republican Witch-hunt and sent to prison. As the studios start fold, millions of Americans, who were quietly leading decent lives behind the scenes in porn will become displaced. These poor souls, unable to find work because of their past, will turn to violent crime. This will overload the court system with the influx of unemployed smut peddlers.

With all the smut peddlers in jail: Porn movies will become a memory of the distant past ? only living as a distant flicker on some file-sharing network!

With the industry out if the way: YOU will the only person the goon squad to come for! The prison system will bog down even more. Eventually, the number of Americans incarcerated will outnumber those on the street. A giant multi-billion dollar sized hole will be left in the economy.

The county will fall into disarray. Merciless budget cuts will be made. Medicare will go first. With the lack of healthcare, new strains of disease will form and reach pandemic levels quickly. With the death of porn, billions will shut off their computers, causing a massive surge on the power grid; leaving the United States powerless.

The only modern connivance left will be automobiles: which the survivors will turn to for heat, shelter and power. The massive release of hydrocarbons will kill all plant life, worldwide oxygen levels will plummet, and pollution will be so thick that it will eventually black out the sun ? thus ending all life, as we know it.

As a last result of the cataclysm, the Moon will be knocked off kilter, and it will collide with the now dead Earth ? sending us hurtling into deep space.

Over millions of years, the remnants our planet will be eroded by the cosmic winds, and will reduce Terra Firma to chunks of astral debris. If we are lucky, the chunks of our once mighty civilization will reenter another world as a shooting star for alien beings to make a wish on?all because:

They were smart enough to NEVER STEAL PORN!!!!

REPUBLISHED MAY 2008:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2008...e-site-owners/

[gideongallery]

[FrozenJag]

Damn dude you just keep digging yourself a bigger hole while all the time trying to prove how great of a person you are. Guilty concious?

Hypocrit at its finest and thats the pure truth. You must admit Jay.

Do what you wanna do but just dont bitch up a storm when you have been doing the same exact variations of this bullshit for years on years. Come on man, get your head on straight.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by FrozenJag

Damn dude you just keep digging yourself a bigger hole while all the time trying to prove how great of a person you are. Guilty concious?

Hypocrit at its finest and thats the pure truth. You must admit Jay.

Do what you wanna do but just dont bitch up a storm when you have been doing the same exact variations of this bullshit for years on years. Come on man, get your head on straight.

OK, fuck it, you convinced me. I am just going to start ripping off people's content to produce traffic for myself.

I didn't get in this business to make friends anyway.

[pr0]

Anyone arguing with xxxjay regarding something in the adult business is probably an idiot.

You still got the pimp'd out mercedes jay? Post a picture & show all these 1985-f150/geo metro driving bitch's whats up.

Or maybe you can post some pictures of all the perfect 10 models you've railed in the ass just for kicks.

It's so funny to see people arguing with one of the most knowledgeable people in the entire business. I'm sorry, i had to post....I don't even post anymore.

I'm out!

[FrozenJag]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

OK, fuck it, you convinced me. I am just going to start ripping off people's content to produce traffic for myself.

I didn't get in this business to make friends anyway.

What the fuck are you waiting for? If you really thought you could be successful at it then you would have started long ago. You just dont care to enter that market so you sit around and bitch about it. Dont tell me ethics are holding you back? I would be dissapointed in you Jay.

[FrozenJag]

Originally Posted by pr0

I don't even post anymore.

I'm out!

Get outta here biotch!

[gideongallery]

Originally Posted by pr0

Anyone arguing with xxxjay regarding something in the adult business is probably an idiot.

You still got the pimp'd out mercedes jay? Post a picture & show all these 1985-f150/geo metro driving bitch's whats up.

Or maybe you can post some pictures of all the perfect 10 models you've railed in the ass just for kicks.

It's so funny to see people arguing with one of the most knowledgeable people in the entire business. I'm sorry, i had to post....I don't even post anymore.

I'm out!

asking jay about oppertunities within p2p is like asking hitler where to find a jewish deli. His pov blinds him complete to the oppertuntities.

being knowledgeable about the past does not make you knowledgeable about the future.

Even the best buggy whip manufacturers were completely useless in the age of the automobile.

[born2blog]

Some good points there jay, by the way I knew those aliens were smart all along!!

[genoveze]

yeah jay post the mercedes
I think everyone here sees too much of their own point of view, thats why this is turning into some hot argument

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by pr0

Anyone arguing with xxxjay regarding something in the adult business is probably an idiot.

You still got the pimp'd out mercedes jay? Post a picture & show all these 1985-f150/geo metro driving bitch's whats up.

Or maybe you can post some pictures of all the perfect 10 models you've railed in the ass just for kicks.

It's so funny to see people arguing with one of the most knowledgeable people in the entire business. I'm sorry, i had to post....I don't even post anymore.

I'm out!

Yeah, I don't even know why I bother posting here anymore. It's good to see someone with a brain still reads this board.

[Telly]

Good article with enough humor in it to not come off as preachy.

Now tell us the story of what happens when you give a mouse a cookie