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Old 08-24-2009, 09:26 AM   #1
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Two major substance abuse problems.. And it's not even dope... Any insight would be..

Any insight from you clowns would not only be appreciated but a huge fucking shock, as well!

I have two major problems here:


1. When I quit smoking cigarettes I can't fuck.
That means that if I don't smoke all day, or for two days, I can not service a woman.
It's supposed to be cigarette chemicals attack your blood vessels including your cock, right? And they rob your blood of oxygen, less stamina, constrict the veins, make everything bad, right?
Well if I don't smoke I can't fuck.
That's the #1 reason I haven't been able to get away from cigarettes.
It's scary when you can't fuck, well it is for me.
I thought at first it was because withdrawl caused stress and stressed caused my cock to be broken but that's not it.. for some reason if I don't smoke I can't fuck. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

2. I have to be drunk to do business.
I hardly EVER drink anymore. And I don't do anything. I barely have enough money every day I'm scraping by .. barely .. and it's because I am always sober. I don't have to work, I've never taken ten cents in assistance like most assholes around her, but I don't have anything either. When I'm drunk I think and I do. I'm aggressive, focused and I get shit done. The problem is also that when I am drunk I fuck up and act like a pathetic idiot. I scream and cry and break things and scare people and try to scare people who I really shouldn't try to scare. It all has horrible results.

HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU SOLVE THESE TWO PROBLEMS?!?! IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEA PLEASE LET ME KNOW.. MY IQ IS IN THE ONE SIXTIES AND I SEEM TO BE ABLE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME,, AND THAT PISSES ME OFF!!
THIS WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY COMES TO ME WITH THEIR PROBLEMS AND WHEN I HAVE ONE I GO TO ME, TOO.. GRRRRRRR
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:28 AM   #2
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Get drunk, smoke and take care of fucking business!
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:29 AM   #3
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:32 AM   #4
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im gonna chime in with these others

drink smoke fuck and work.

you live fucking once.

enjoy it.
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:38 AM   #5
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bullshit. all in your head if true.
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:44 AM   #6
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You know it's hard out here for a Fred..
When he tryin' to get this money for the rent..
All them Cadillacs and gas money spent had a whole lotta bitches talkin' shit

If it's all in my head I'm needing a shrink, then?
I don't know, man,
The crazy thing is it has to be in my mind because when I don't smoke I can't fuck but I get hard like a rock in a wet mouth.. Frustrates Lita all to hell and I feel bad. She tried to help me to quit smoking, you know she was beautiful, cooking and sucking and everything. I wanted so much to service her to help make all that up to her but I couldn't cause I wasn't smoking.

Sigh
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:49 AM   #7
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get a job.
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Old 08-24-2009, 09:51 AM   #8
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Until you get over the chemicals your brain's going to make up all kinds of crazy stuff like this. Been there done that.

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Old 08-24-2009, 10:38 AM   #9
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harden the fuck up
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:47 AM   #10
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excuses are nothing but a crutch of the uncommitted...if u want it that bad you can get it.
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:50 AM   #11
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excuses are nothing but a crutch of the uncommitted...if u want it that bad you can get it.
I like this response
I like this alot
Between the eyes in a big way
That's good I like that
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:50 AM   #12
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harden the fuck up
Very good.. thank you
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:51 AM   #13
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excuses are nothing but a crutch of the uncommitted...if u want it that bad you can get it.
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Old 08-24-2009, 10:52 AM   #14
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get a job.
Fuck you man I'd rather be under a bus I have to make it no hand holding
I see these guys working for someone else for yeas and yeas
Then they got a parent
Like this
Employer say this your allowance
This when you get up and be where you go
This when you can do that and this

I don't want it I've had four months of that in my life fuck that it's death pure poison for the soul
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:10 AM   #15
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I feel your pain...I am the same way..but suck it up. At some point you just have to and then your body adjusts and learns to cope on it's own
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:12 AM   #16
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since you can't control yourself you need someone else to do it for you obviously.

would teach you some humility and discipline.



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Fuck you man I'd rather be under a bus I have to make it no hand holding
I see these guys working for someone else for yeas and yeas
Then they got a parent
Like this
Employer say this your allowance
This when you get up and be where you go
This when you can do that and this

I don't want it I've had four months of that in my life fuck that it's death pure poison for the soul
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Old 08-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #17
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There are a couple perspectives on this matter. Fucking Ray Charles did his best shit on Heroin. On the other hand, Aerosmith had to kick it to come back so who can say what, or did they have to?

I've been abusing substances since I was 13 years old. It doesn't matter if things are in your head or not; it doesn't make them any less real. You'd be better off scheduling your highs and substance abusing than trying to kick it at your own mental health or listening to fucking AAA reformed assholes. Nothing in the world is worse than a reformed alcoholic or a born again Christian. Neither can stand the idea that you are dealing with your problem and still being productive.

It's funny that when you have a chemical imbalance they will pump you full of high powered bullshit that will destroy you physically with no problem because some pharmacuetical is making it, but they don't want you to get shit off the street (don't actually get it off the street lol) that is much safer that you can self medicate with.

The entire world is one big marketing scam! That's the way I see it.

Then again I'm not a shrink or a doctor. I just like feeling better when it's possible LOL.

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Old 08-24-2009, 11:59 AM   #18
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Cowboy up motherfucker!
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