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SykkBoy · 08-24-2009, 10:19 AM

Is there any better fast food item out there?
These things are addictive as hell

I'm not a fan of jalapenos, but their volcano sauce is awesome and should be bottled and sold...

BestXXXPorn · 08-24-2009, 10:26 AM

I didn't know people still ate at Taco Bell, hahaha I haven't eaten there in probably close to 10 years :P

RyuLion · 08-24-2009, 10:31 AM

I can tell those aren't real tortilla chips..

http://www.grubgrade.com/
and at $3.79 I still wouldn't get caught dead eating at Taco Bell..

babebuns · 08-24-2009, 10:34 AM

can't beat a taco bell + mountian dew :3

DonovanTrent · 08-24-2009, 10:38 AM

Are they called volcano nachos because they're spicy, or because your ass erupts an hour later?

potter · 08-24-2009, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

I didn't know people still ate at Taco Bell, hahaha I haven't eaten there in probably close to 10 years :P

I still go there after every concert & get a grande meal - "exactly as it is in the picture". Great meal after a night of drinking and moshing.

cwd · 08-24-2009, 10:56 AM

last time i ate taco bell i barely made the 20 minute ride home before my ass had an "everything must go" moment...

AmateurPornDollars · 08-24-2009, 11:00 AM

taco bell is disgusting.

RyuLion · 08-24-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

Are they called volcano nachos because they're spicy, or because your ass erupts an hour later?

yes it will if your system isn't used to spicy food.

Deesnuts · 08-24-2009, 11:10 AM

havent had taco smell in a while

Vicious_B · 08-24-2009, 11:12 AM

I haven't eaten Taco Bell in 16 years. And I could get all the free TB that I want. The irony.

DonovanTrent · 08-24-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

yes it will if your system isn't used to spicy food.

Taco Bell is NOT spicy food. Taco Bell is... well, not quite sure WHAT it is.

Quagmire · 08-24-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DonovanTrent

Are they called volcano nachos because they're spicy, or because your ass erupts an hour later?

They would need to apply the 'volcano' label to everything on the menu if it was related to bowel reaction.

Jarmusch · 08-24-2009, 11:28 AM

Phallus Fondue · 08-24-2009, 11:59 AM

why the tb hate and shit? it is one of the largest fastfood chains in the wolrd and people act surprised people still eat there. then if your body can not handle tb's food it may be time to either see a doctor or retire to the home and carry on with apple sauce and boiled chicken breast to eat.

BestXXXPorn · 08-24-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phallus Fondue

why the tb hate and shit? it is one of the largest fastfood chains in the wolrd and people act surprised people still eat there. then if your body can not handle tb's food it may be time to either see a doctor or retire to the home and carry on with apple sauce and boiled chicken breast to eat.

It's not that we can't handle it, it's that there are so many other vastly superior options available... :P

Yo Adrian · 08-24-2009, 12:06 PM

True stat.. 75% of ALL tacos eaten in the U.S. are from Taco Bell

and I had their volcano burrito yesterday.. been a long time since I had been there too, just so happens it was yesterday, and it was actually pretty tasty

Fletch XXX · 08-24-2009, 12:07 PM

sounds like you enjoyed them!

fatfoo · 08-24-2009, 12:10 PM

Volcano Nachos... must be really hot...

ztik · 08-24-2009, 12:13 PM

taco johns > taco bell

atom · 08-24-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ztik

taco johns > taco bell

agree. I do like them both though.

Potato Ole's 4 life!

$5 submissions · 08-24-2009, 01:04 PM

How does Chipotle stack up to Taco Bell?

BTW, for the best AUTHENTIC tacos and burritos, hit up those taqueria stands in Los Angeles. There's nothing better than taquerias in Mexico itself though.

DonovanTrent · 08-24-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

How does Chipotle stack up to Taco Bell?

BTW, for the best AUTHENTIC tacos and burritos, hit up those taqueria stands in Los Angeles. There's nothing better than taquerias in Mexico itself though.

Best: Authentic
Very Good: Chipotle
Works if you're hungry: Taco Bell

There's a local chain in Vegas called Zaba's that beats the hell out of Chipotle. Sounds kinda gross and I was hesitant to try it, but the cilantro brown rice & whole wheat tortilla chicken burritos are kill-er.

http://www.zabas.com/

Jayvis · 08-24-2009, 01:13 PM

just had taco bell for lunch and feeling like shit! i still love you though, taco bell.

VeriSexy · 08-25-2009, 12:29 AM

I love em.. too bad it's like an hour drive to the closet one

sicone · 08-25-2009, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I like the volcano nachos, liked the taco too, didn't care for the burrito

Cyandin · 08-25-2009, 12:34 AM

Freebirds, FTW!

When I was partying it up in Isla Vista on Del Playa street back in the day, I would swing into Freebirds completely shithammered and get a burrito the size of a firelog that weighed at least 2lbs.

Anyone else live near IV (right by Goleta and Santa Barbara) and get in on all the booze and college tail down there?

sexandcash · 08-25-2009, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin

Freebirds, FTW!

When I was partying it up in Isla Vista on Del Playa street back in the day, I would swing into Freebirds completely shithammered and get a burrito the size of a firelog that weighed at least 2lbs.

Anyone else live near IV (right by Goleta and Santa Barbara) and get in on all the booze and college tail down there?

I'm a gaucho alum-Freebirds fucking rules-their horchata is pretty damn tasty too. I was also a fan of their chicken quesadillas.

Oh how I miss UCSB

P.S. Out of towners ruin everything-like Halloween!

sexandcash · 08-25-2009, 03:52 AM

I seriously think I've eaten at Taco Bell less than I can count on one hand....don't know why but ya....guess I prefer smaller more authentic looking places, frankly

Phallus Fondue · 08-25-2009, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

It's not that we can't handle it, it's that there are so many other vastly superior options available... :P

i was talking more to those who ask if people still eat there or how they get the shits in under a half hour which even super toxic indian food or lets say spoiled food that turns on you does not react that fast typically.
yes many places are far superior. hell i try my best to avoid the joint. i try that with most fast food to be honest. i also much rather hit up taco trucks for 2 dollar tacos that are hundreds of times better tasting and for you. just often at least where i live or when traveling especially late at night sometimes the only thing open or that you can see and recognise is that damned taco bell. fast food wise though i would much rather have wendys as my top choice, sonics if your just thirsty, and as a runner up would be jack in the box.

big exception with jack in the box. i do like the chicken pita but can skip that. however if you have not tried it yet they have a pomegranate fruit smoothie right now. they have a few other good flavors to but try the pomegranate. it is so worth stopping in there to get that smoothie. warning though, every so often it seems the smoothie machine gets broken for a week or so at a time.

Iron Fist · 08-25-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cwd

i barely made the 20 minute ride home before my ass had an "everything must go" moment...

Sarah_Jayne · 08-25-2009, 05:39 AM

I was put off Taco Bell as a kid when I saw the guacamole come out of a caulking gun.

escorpio · 08-25-2009, 06:15 AM

I prefer Del Taco.

Lace · 08-25-2009, 06:38 AM

Spicy? Puulleeassseee

CaptainHowdy · 08-25-2009, 07:14 AM

Now I'm hungry ...

SykkBoy · 08-25-2009, 08:30 AM

I don't give fuck one if Taco Bell is "authentic" or not and no, they aren't the spiciest item out there, but fuck it, they are pretty god damn good...

if I want authentic, I'll make my own....before porn I was a chef and tex mex/mexican was my specialty....

tranza · 08-25-2009, 08:52 AM

I just love jalapenos!

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