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ShellyCrash · 08-31-2009, 08:59 AM

I know this isn't breaking news, but I just saw it today and I didn't see a post about it so here it goes:

Dane Cook Calls Out Vanessa Hudgens on Teen Choice Awards

I usually don't care for this guy but this was straight up gold.

Profits of Doom · 08-31-2009, 09:02 AM

Phones are for phone calls? Ugh, that was pretty weak. Louis CK must not have had any new Vanessa Hudgens jokes that Dane could rip off...

hypedough · 08-31-2009, 09:03 AM

Sorry, I used to be a Dane Cook fan until he started acting like a cokehead.

Choopa Phil · 08-31-2009, 09:04 AM

^ and ripping everyones jokes off

Sands · 08-31-2009, 09:05 AM

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

Yo Adrian · 08-31-2009, 09:06 AM

Dane cook has always been freakin' hilarious! Vicious Circle was GOLD

Profits of Doom · 08-31-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

You ever listen to Opie and Anthony at all?

bronco67 · 08-31-2009, 09:12 AM

Sands · 08-31-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

You ever listen to Opie and Anthony at all?

Yup

ShellyCrash · 08-31-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

I would take any of those guys over Cook any day, just thought this was a funny moment worth sharing.

Cook's not even the worst when it comes to stealing. Mencia's the worst that comes to mind.. and then there's Gary Gulman, it's kind of sad how people don't get called on their shit lately.

I've never been a big Joe Rogan fan but I totally applaud his efforts to oust some of the dirty dealing in standup.

Martin · 08-31-2009, 09:20 AM

I don't find him all that funny. There was one thing he did I found very funny and that was about the creepy guy at work. "Thanks for the candy" lol.

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tranza · 08-31-2009, 10:06 AM

That was fuuny...look at her face..hahaha

GeoBeo · 08-31-2009, 10:21 AM

not so funny. annoying actually

Machete_ · 08-31-2009, 10:30 AM

Not funny at all. He only said it to use her as a steppingstone for attention.
Loud? yeah. Funny? never really

Quagmire · 08-31-2009, 10:47 AM

he really isn't funny. I tried watching some of his standup the other day and it just wasn't funny.

Russell Peters > Dane Cook

gornyhuy · 08-31-2009, 12:17 PM

douche.
bag.

Sands · 08-31-2009, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I would take any of those guys over Cook any day, just thought this was a funny moment worth sharing.

Cook's not even the worst when it comes to stealing. Mencia's the worst that comes to mind.. and then there's Gary Gulman, it's kind of sad how people don't get called on their shit lately.

I've never been a big Joe Rogan fan but I totally applaud his efforts to oust some of the dirty dealing in standup.

I feel ya, homegirl.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-31-2009, 12:23 PM

never saw that one but her face is priceless lol

dyna mo · 08-31-2009, 12:30 PM

a white guy acting like a black chick telling a hot chick to keep her clothes on is funny?

maybe there is room for blatt or lightspeed in the standup comic bidness.

Deesnuts · 08-31-2009, 01:24 PM

yeah hes ite

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-31-2009, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands

Louis CK, Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Jim Jeffries, Dave Attell, Bill Burr > Dane Cook.

tical · 08-31-2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

a white guy acting like a black chick telling a hot chick to keep her clothes on is funny?

maybe there is room for blatt or lightspeed in the standup comic bidness.

hahahaha

JP513 · 08-31-2009, 06:56 PM

Let the record show . . . Dane Cook is in fact not funny.

TeenSluts · 08-31-2009, 07:08 PM

that wasnt funny

raven1083 · 08-31-2009, 07:14 PM

that is really funny

GatorB · 08-31-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil

^ and ripping everyones jokes off

Every comedian that someone hates is stealing someone else's jokes. enough already. and I'm not a Dane Cook fan by any means of the imagination.

DonovanTrent · 08-31-2009, 07:45 PM

Dane Cook, give me a break.

THIS man is comedy personified.

http://www.eddieizzard.com

Phallus Fondue · 08-31-2009, 07:55 PM

he steals jokes, and his brother steals some of his millions. sort of runs in the family it appears.

donkevlar · 09-01-2009, 12:13 AM

Dane Cook is the Nickelback of comedy. Worst ever.

VeriSexy · 09-01-2009, 01:51 AM

lol.. o snap

pornocruto · 09-01-2009, 05:06 AM

Just a dumbass wannabe clown.

seeandsee · 09-01-2009, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I know this isn't breaking news, but I just saw it today and I didn't see a post about it so here it goes:

Dane Cook Calls Out Vanessa Hudgens on Teen Choice Awards

I usually don't care for this guy but this was straight up gold.

phone must be done :D

czarina · 09-01-2009, 05:15 AM

he's OK, nothing special. But you gotta admit that was funny

JP513 · 09-02-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar

Dane Cook is the Nickelback of comedy. Worst ever.

AGREED!

I mean, seriously, was it REALLY all that funny that he called out Vanessa Hudgens at an awards show? What kind of comic wit did this require? And IDIOT could have thought of that, embarassing her in this non-witty way . . . and in fact, and idiot did!

ShellyCrash · 09-02-2009, 02:06 PM

It was a dumb moment that struck me funny, I thought I would share.

Let the record show that I feel this man is the comic genius of our times:

gecko · 09-02-2009, 11:47 PM

haha awesome

dynastoned · 09-02-2009, 11:55 PM

that was just a low blow lol... wasn't really funny though more of a trainwreck.

plus nobody in their right mind was thinking they want that girl to keep her clothes on.

donkevlar · 09-03-2009, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

It was a dumb moment that struck me funny, I thought I would share.

Let the record show that I feel this man is the comic genius of our times:

Now you're talking with sense.

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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Not funny at all. He only said it to use her as a steppingstone for attention. Loud? yeah. Funny? never really

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dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	that was just a low blow lol... wasn't really funny though more of a trainwreck. plus nobody in their right mind was thinking they want that girl to keep her clothes on.