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Fukcdoll · 09-07-2009, 07:22 AM

I'm working hard setting up the members area for www.ClubFukcdoll.com & I just finished my FIRST Members Gallery Page

Please have a look at it here: http://clubfukcdoll.com/Member_Galleries.html & tell me what you think?

Thnx

Di Vito · 09-07-2009, 07:29 AM

Looks great. NICE BRIGHT AND CLEAN.#
There is a missing "e" in last paragraph. "BING"

Hope you don't mind me saying.

grumpy · 09-07-2009, 07:33 AM

cant tell you because its loading way to slow. Looks like its trying to load a soundfile? Remove that or let it play on visitors request.

Basic_man · 09-07-2009, 07:36 AM

You have to make THUMBS on the page

If you're looking for a professional gallery designer, hit us up : 349-164-75

Sands · 09-07-2009, 07:40 AM

Kill the music

Gonzo Modeling · 09-07-2009, 07:41 AM

yeah taking FOREVER to load.

Nicky · 09-07-2009, 07:44 AM

Page is loading very slow and It's waaaaay too big, you can't just scale down 3500x2500 pics to 550x400, makes for ultra slow loading. That sound clip should be removed or atleast not on autostart too.

Denny · 09-07-2009, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo Modeling

yeah taking FOREVER to load.

nico-t · 09-07-2009, 08:23 AM

it really sucks and take note of all things said in this thread. Music & huge fucking pics as thumbnails = fucked up

Fukcdoll · 09-07-2009, 08:40 AM

OK I hear ya!-

So can anyone tell me how to make smaller pix without comprising the quality of them?

Every time I turn them into Thumb nails they get all grainy on me???

I'm working on my second gallery now with smaller sized pic files, so it should load better than my Super Sized Pix- I HOPE!!!!

Thnx for the input

quantum-x · 09-07-2009, 09:06 AM

It's horrendous.

Iron Fist · 09-07-2009, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

It's horrendous.

Nicky · 09-07-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fukcdoll

OK I hear ya!-

So can anyone tell me how to make smaller pix without comprising the quality of them?

Every time I turn them into Thumb nails they get all grainy on me???

I'm working on my second gallery now with smaller sized pic files, so it should load better than my Super Sized Pix- I HOPE!!!!

Thnx for the input

Get a good thumbnail pogram or use photoshop and crop them if you really want to keep good quality.

calmlikeabomb · 09-07-2009, 10:57 AM

It's pathetic.

qxm · 09-07-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x

It's horrendous.

I have to back this statement...... also loads fucking slow .....

Fukcdoll · 09-07-2009, 11:13 AM

Thnx for the great tips on the loading for my pix, I'm gonna look into a new thumbnail program for resizing them- can anyone sudjest a good one?

btw- that's soooooo fine if you don't like my work on the sites setup. It refelects my personality and I like that.

But instead of telling me it's horrendous and stuff, could you tell me why?

What don't you like?
How could I change it to make it better?
(Besides the speed of loading- I'll take care of that later)

I'm totally open all ideas and sudjestions, that's why I asked.

So tell me- what would make it better?

thnx

GatorB · 09-07-2009, 11:14 AM

loads slow as fuck on my 20 Mbps connection because bad enough your pics are too big but you just scale down the pics for the thumbs. And WTF is up with the music? Ironic you have a copyright notice on your gallery when the music your using is probably violating copyright. That gallery would suck in 1999. You're at least 4-5 years too late for getting into this business.

qxm · 09-07-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fukcdoll

Thnx for the great tips on the loading for my pix, I'm gonna look into a new thumbnail program for resizing them- can anyone sudjest a good one?

btw- that's soooooo fine if you don't like my work on the sites setup. It refelects my personality and I like that.

But instead of telling me it's horrendous and stuff, could you tell me why?

What don't you like?
How could I change it to make it better?
(Besides the speed of loading- I'll take care of that later)

I'm totally open all ideas and sudjestions, that's why I asked.

So tell me- what would make it better?

thnx

OK Lemme give u some constructive criticism .... as far as the page design u could use a lil photoshop with optimized Jpegs and pngs .... get ur self a nice assortment of brushes to spice things up.

Now if u positively don't wanna use PS then at least get Arles which is a nice lil program with a fuckload of features to help you create fast loading thumbs and gallery pages...... u have to read the manual/how-to-guides... to learn how to use this one to its full potential tho.

My take is that you took the actual full sized pictures and resized them with an HTML attribute such as "width" "height" which creates thumbs on the galley page but the full size image is being loaded because of that..... I haven't checked your HTML but thats most likely the reason as to why it is loading so slow

There u go... my 5 mins of truthiness are up.... good luck chump..

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

loads slow as fuck on my 20 Mbps connection because bad enough your pics are too big but you just scale down the pics for the thumbs. And WTF is up with the music? Ironic you have a copyright notice on your gallery when the music your using is probably violating copyright. That gallery would suck in 1999. You're at least 4-5 years too late for getting into this business.

Truth can sometimes be a lil brutal .......but is the truth nonetheless ...

Va2k · 09-07-2009, 11:52 AM

Omfg It loads TOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow! Then this retarded music! hate to tell you this boo but you + Web = *FAIL*

Agent 488 · 09-07-2009, 11:54 AM

great music!

docputer · 09-07-2009, 12:00 PM

Okay, again, it loads painfully slow on my 25mbps connection, like others have said, use Photoshop or another thumbnailing program to get the pics to a size that will load quickly.

Next This isn't myspace. Kill the music unless that is what you are selling. Many surfers are looking surreptitiously while the wife or gf is across the room doing something else. Music or sound on a porn site is like asking that surfer to exit the page immediately.

Fukcdoll · 09-07-2009, 01:38 PM

lol

Ok so no one likes my taste in music- I guess?

I will be fixing the Sizes of the Images at a later time, it was my 1st go at full a Gallery page.

& For those of you who stated I'm not gonna make it in 'the biz?'
Just a lil FYI- I'm not trying to be some *Supper Fantastic Porn Star* or anything...
I'm just a horny lil swinger, building a website for my friends and fans to come hang out and enjoy my creative work.
It's really just a PT thing to make some money on the side...

Some of my guys are married men though, so maybe you're right about the music thing?
I'll adjust that to be an optional thing for them.
thnx for the tip ;)

alias · 09-07-2009, 01:41 PM

Loads too slow.

WetandPuffy · 09-07-2009, 01:41 PM

Im afraid i have to mirror what everyone else is saying. This loads way to slow. I had to clsoe it down in the end because it took to long. This is definately something you will need to sort out. Porn surfers will not wait.

urgeag · 09-07-2009, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

cant tell you because its loading way to slow. Looks like its trying to load a soundfile? Remove that or let it play on visitors request.

had the same problem...still loading...

katharos · 09-07-2009, 01:50 PM

no site, no comment

grumpy · 09-07-2009, 02:40 PM

spend 50 dollars and let someone else make the page, then learn from it.

Fukcdoll · 09-07-2009, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy

spend 50 dollars and let someone else make the page, then learn from it.

I do actually have a guy building me a 'PROFESSIONAL' site @ www.PamelaDolly.com But he's doing on the side to his buisness, so it's taking a l-o-n-g time
lol

That's why I through this one together myself- my guys are getting ancey to join something soon, they've been waitting for this for about 6 months now already!
(I had a different webguy who did nothing but sit on his ass prior to my new one)

I hear what you're all saying about the sizes of the pic taking way tooo long to load and the music and stuff- so I'm gonna quickly spit out a few thumbnails and make a few sample pages to demo here- and maybe get some feed back on the different set ups?

If you don't mind?

You guys are way more experienced than I am & I really do aprciate the help

THNX

Sands · 09-07-2009, 06:03 PM

In all sincerity, you should hire a webmaster to assist you as you learn how to create/run sites.

kane · 09-07-2009, 06:40 PM

About the music. It has to go. For a couple of reasons. First off not everyone is going to like it. I personally didn't. It just isn't my thing. So as I waited for the thumbs to load the music started playing and annoyed me so I hit the back button and left. The other reason is that it will shock some people and if they forget they have their speakers on it comes blaring out and if there are somewhere where they shouldn't be people will look at them and they could get caught checking out porn. That is a lesser concern though then the two other real real reasons which are: 1. those who don't like the music will be annoyed by it and leave. 2. Adding the music slows the load time of the page. Both of these lead to the one and only truth in this industry: you are looking to give people a reason to stay on your page and get them to click through. You don't want to do things that will give them any reason to leave. Slow loading pages, annoying colors, music, bland pictures, anything like that could give them a reason to leave.

It is kind of like selling a house. If you have a house you want to sell you paint the walls a neutral color because it will appeal to the largest group of people. You don't paint them neon orange. There might be a few people out there that like neon orange walls, but many people will see them, hate them, and it knowing they will have to paint over them just gives them a reason not to buy your house.

NY Jester · 09-07-2009, 06:52 PM

You're forcing the thumbs to re-size, 2304px × 3456px (scaled to 138px × 207px) Very bad idea. Just make some thumbs. The page takes forever to load like that. Plus you're burning through bandwidth.

And lose the sound. Most people surf porn in private and want to be discrete they dont need a loud obnoxious unwanted track blaring through the bedroom at 3am.

**
Edit: on a side note check my sig if you need help with the thumbs and resizing/compressing of images.

09-07-2009, 07:22 AM	#1
Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	Rate My 1st Gallery Page!?!?! I'm working hard setting up the members area for www.ClubFukcdoll.com & I just finished my FIRST Members Gallery Page Please have a look at it here: http://clubfukcdoll.com/Member_Galleries.html & tell me what you think? Thnx

09-07-2009, 07:29 AM	#2
Di Vito Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Portsmouth U.K Posts: 237	Looks great. NICE BRIGHT AND CLEAN.# There is a missing "e" in last paragraph. "BING" Hope you don't mind me saying. __________________ http://www.intellichatadult.com e-mail: [email protected] ICQ: 596-940-453

09-07-2009, 07:33 AM	#3
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	cant tell you because its loading way to slow. Looks like its trying to load a soundfile? Remove that or let it play on visitors request. __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

09-07-2009, 07:36 AM	#4
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	You have to make THUMBS on the page If you're looking for a professional gallery designer, hit us up : 349-164-75 __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

09-07-2009, 07:44 AM	#7
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Page is loading very slow and It's waaaaay too big, you can't just scale down 3500x2500 pics to 550x400, makes for ultra slow loading. That sound clip should be removed or atleast not on autostart too. __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

09-07-2009, 07:40 AM	#5
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Kill the music

09-07-2009, 07:41 AM	#6
Gonzo Modeling So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 465	yeah taking FOREVER to load.

09-07-2009, 08:23 AM	#9
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	it really sucks and take note of all things said in this thread. Music & huge fucking pics as thumbnails = fucked up

09-07-2009, 08:40 AM	#10
Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	OK I hear ya!- So can anyone tell me how to make smaller pix without comprising the quality of them? Every time I turn them into Thumb nails they get all grainy on me??? I'm working on my second gallery now with smaller sized pic files, so it should load better than my Super Sized Pix- I HOPE!!!! Thnx for the input

09-07-2009, 09:06 AM	#11
quantum-x Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ICQ: 251425 Fr/Au/Ca Posts: 6,863	It's horrendous. __________________ PrettyInCash.com - BoozedGFs.com - TeenGFs.com - JizzGFs.com- MilfUploads.com -

09-07-2009, 10:57 AM	#14
calmlikeabomb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW Palm Bay, Florida Posts: 1,323	It's pathetic. __________________ subarus.

09-07-2009, 11:13 AM	#16
Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	Thnx for the great tips on the loading for my pix, I'm gonna look into a new thumbnail program for resizing them- can anyone sudjest a good one? btw- that's soooooo fine if you don't like my work on the sites setup. It refelects my personality and I like that. But instead of telling me it's horrendous and stuff, could you tell me why? What don't you like? How could I change it to make it better? (Besides the speed of loading- I'll take care of that later) I'm totally open all ideas and sudjestions, that's why I asked. So tell me- what would make it better? thnx

09-07-2009, 11:14 AM	#17
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	loads slow as fuck on my 20 Mbps connection because bad enough your pics are too big but you just scale down the pics for the thumbs. And WTF is up with the music? Ironic you have a copyright notice on your gallery when the music your using is probably violating copyright. That gallery would suck in 1999. You're at least 4-5 years too late for getting into this business.

09-07-2009, 11:52 AM	#19
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Omfg It loads TOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo slow! Then this retarded music! hate to tell you this boo but you + Web = FAIL __________________

09-07-2009, 11:54 AM	#20
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	great music!

09-07-2009, 12:00 PM	#21
docputer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,103	Okay, again, it loads painfully slow on my 25mbps connection, like others have said, use Photoshop or another thumbnailing program to get the pics to a size that will load quickly. Next This isn't myspace. Kill the music unless that is what you are selling. Many surfers are looking surreptitiously while the wife or gf is across the room doing something else. Music or sound on a porn site is like asking that surfer to exit the page immediately.

09-07-2009, 01:38 PM	#22
Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	lol Ok so no one likes my taste in music- I guess? I will be fixing the Sizes of the Images at a later time, it was my 1st go at full a Gallery page. & For those of you who stated I'm not gonna make it in 'the biz?' Just a lil FYI- I'm not trying to be some Supper Fantastic Porn Star or anything... I'm just a horny lil swinger, building a website for my friends and fans to come hang out and enjoy my creative work. It's really just a PT thing to make some money on the side... Some of my guys are married men though, so maybe you're right about the music thing? I'll adjust that to be an optional thing for them. thnx for the tip ;)

09-07-2009, 01:41 PM	#23
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Loads too slow. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

09-07-2009, 01:41 PM	#24
WetandPuffy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: UK Posts: 551	Im afraid i have to mirror what everyone else is saying. This loads way to slow. I had to clsoe it down in the end because it took to long. This is definately something you will need to sort out. Porn surfers will not wait. __________________ Wayne. Our Sites: Puffynetwork.com - Wetandpuffy.com - Wetandpissy.com - Weliketosuck.com Skype: wetandpuffy E-mail: wayne@wetandpuffy,com Icq: 449385285 Puffynetwork.com - "Porn the way it should be"

09-07-2009, 01:50 PM	#26
katharos So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,515	no site, no comment

09-07-2009, 02:40 PM	#27
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	spend 50 dollars and let someone else make the page, then learn from it. __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

09-07-2009, 06:03 PM	#29
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	In all sincerity, you should hire a webmaster to assist you as you learn how to create/run sites.

09-07-2009, 06:40 PM	#30
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	About the music. It has to go. For a couple of reasons. First off not everyone is going to like it. I personally didn't. It just isn't my thing. So as I waited for the thumbs to load the music started playing and annoyed me so I hit the back button and left. The other reason is that it will shock some people and if they forget they have their speakers on it comes blaring out and if there are somewhere where they shouldn't be people will look at them and they could get caught checking out porn. That is a lesser concern though then the two other real real reasons which are: 1. those who don't like the music will be annoyed by it and leave. 2. Adding the music slows the load time of the page. Both of these lead to the one and only truth in this industry: you are looking to give people a reason to stay on your page and get them to click through. You don't want to do things that will give them any reason to leave. Slow loading pages, annoying colors, music, bland pictures, anything like that could give them a reason to leave. It is kind of like selling a house. If you have a house you want to sell you paint the walls a neutral color because it will appeal to the largest group of people. You don't paint them neon orange. There might be a few people out there that like neon orange walls, but many people will see them, hate them, and it knowing they will have to paint over them just gives them a reason not to buy your house.

09-07-2009, 06:52 PM	#31
NY Jester Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York State Posts: 1,347	You're forcing the thumbs to re-size, 2304px × 3456px (scaled to 138px × 207px) Very bad idea. Just make some thumbs. The page takes forever to load like that. Plus you're burning through bandwidth. And lose the sound. Most people surf porn in private and want to be discrete they dont need a loud obnoxious unwanted track blaring through the bedroom at 3am. Edit: on a side note check my sig if you need help with the thumbs and resizing/compressing of images. __________________ Jester X** Web Services ICQ: 147 079 406 MadCatLinks.com Last edited by NY Jester; 09-07-2009 at 06:54 PM..