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What's more irritating than a cell phone sitting next to computer speakers?
Pls tell me...
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Now choke yourself!
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Someone talking on their speakerphone all goddamn day when they're two inches from the fucking phone and nobody gives a shit about their conversation anyhow.
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90% of the posts in the AVN Chris thread?
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People asking rhetorical questions on GFY????
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When the Cash Register ladies are Talking Korean to each other while working at Home Depot an American Store located in America.
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a penis sitting next to a vagina
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I will have to go with a cell phone next to your bed in a hotel that has a clock radio that picks up the signal and makes that irritating noise then you end up having to unplug the clock radio. Not that computer speakers are not irritating but I have a big desk...
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I tell you what. : The F%%$?#%G message giving you instructions about what to do after someone's voicemail message ...
Dring "Hi this is Alec, leave me a message, bye!" System : "After the tone, please leave your message and blah blah... press 1. blah blah blah... press 2 ... blah blaaah blahh blablaaaah press 3... blah blah" beep! |
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Jane B's threads
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Cell phone next to your alarm clock.
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Now choke yourself!
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Hearing it on someone's recording of a conference.
Blurp blurp blurp blurp. Dweee.
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A 47 minute voicemail from someone that needs to learn how to use the "lock keys" function on the cell phone in their pocket.
Especially annoying when you can actually hear what the other person is talking about (or to whom he/she is talking to) as it is very tempting to listen to the whole message "for goodies". ![]()
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Do Fun Shit.
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Jehova's Witnesses...
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Smog mixed with smoke in the LA air?
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Endless facebooking of a party while at the party when you should just be partyin. Live in the now and not 5 minutes ago or 5 minutes from now.
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oh yeah america does not have an official language. i personally would not mind hearing korean at home depot instead of the constant banter in mexican. |
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my exwife?
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do you know that some home depot's hire bart simpson? phallus?? what does that name mean? i have always enjoyed a fondue... but what does your name mean and what was it prior?
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People asking on GFY what's more irritating than...
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This thread.
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You need to get magnetically shielded speakers.
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We have a winnner!!! Free pass to the next convention...your choice..
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cell ringing while asleep
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trying to use a wireless mouse while your phone is ringing.
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I got bored here.
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Why have an alarm clock in your bedroom if you are going to have your cell phone in your bedroom? Every cell I've ever had, has an alarm built into it.
But why even have a phone in your bedroom? All the damn thing will do is ring and wake you up. |
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lol I haven't heard that sound in about 5 years, thought they solved it.
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Someone posting on GFY about it when noone cares.
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I'll start looking into them. ![]()
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Stop getting irrated
http://www.amazon.ca/monk-who-sold-h.../dp/0006385125 I'm still working on it but I must say I am wayyyy better then just 1 year ago.
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Women.
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babies or children in a movie theater...especially when the movie is rated R -_-
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Complete families with prams that are strolling right in front of you at train stations and such.
There's 5 people right next to each other, big fat asses, completely taking up all the space on the walkway. And they're leisurely strolling as if there's nobody else in the world. Then, every once in a while, the whale behind the pram will turn around(she's too fat to just turn her neck). She does this by stopping, and rotating her whole huge fat flabby corpse. Nobody knows what they're looking for, but damn, keep walking bitch! There's no way around these slow assholes and it irritates me when I'm in a hurry.
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