Man on CraigsList Seeking Clown to Disturb Neighbor - GoFuckYourself.com

ShellyCrash · 09-18-2009, 09:14 AM

I thought this was funny-

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Clown for Kicks (Mendota Heights)
Date: 2009-08-28, 11:12AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner ? or we could BBQ something. I?m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month ? and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.

Maybe you could bring some balloons ? or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I?d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?

Like I said ? I could cook diner and get you drunk ? I?d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don?t have much to offer ? and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts ? so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend ? it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts ? open to Men and Women Clowns.

Source- http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/200...lown-this-guy/

DateDoc · 09-18-2009, 09:16 AM

lol, some people have all the fun! :P

L-Pink · 09-18-2009, 09:18 AM

I would love having him for a neighbor!

DonovanTrent · 09-18-2009, 10:00 AM

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iTouch! · 09-18-2009, 10:02 AM

it was me

slavdogg · 09-18-2009, 10:12 AM

someone call holly stevens

Tom_PM · 09-18-2009, 10:13 AM

If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".

PornMD · 09-18-2009, 10:14 AM

Well worth it...they'll cook diner and get you drunk.

AaliyahLove · 09-18-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".

LOL! I was going to say the same thing! This thread rly made me LOL thanx I needed that!

eZe · 09-18-2009, 10:29 AM

OMG that is funny. I wish I had a neighbor like that.

camchoice · 09-18-2009, 10:34 AM

Damn , some pretty good ideas there. But my shitty neighbours just moved out. Maybe for the new neighbour

Vicious_B · 09-18-2009, 10:35 AM

He needs to videotape that stuff.

Tom_PM · 09-18-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

He needs to videotape that stuff.

Totally. Except PPV webcam it. Sounds like an easy sell! LOL

TopBucksPaul · 09-18-2009, 10:42 AM

Awesome!

Persius · 09-18-2009, 10:46 AM

loooooooooool

Jade509 · 09-18-2009, 11:25 AM

Too funny

Vicious_B · 09-18-2009, 11:36 AM

I think he should have a person in a penguin suit next.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-18-2009, 11:37 AM

Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.

gecko · 09-20-2009, 02:18 AM

haha awesome

'mo · 09-20-2009, 02:21 AM

I just want a drunk clown at my birthday party. Is that asking too much??

After Shock Media · 09-20-2009, 02:33 AM

When I read the title I expected something much more disturbing. Like having the clown be noticed, enter the house without knocking or be peeping in the woman who hired the clowns windows. Every so often have the clown come towards the other person house.

That would freak the fuck out of me. I have big time issues with clowns. I would rather find a rabid grizzly bear at my door than a fucking clown.

[db] · 09-20-2009, 02:40 AM

your sig rocks. cats are awesome because they think people are lower than they are.

John-ACWM · 09-20-2009, 06:09 AM

LOL sounds like a Jack Nicholson movie

Manowar · 09-20-2009, 06:11 AM

the monopoly money one is quality

C H R I S · 09-20-2009, 08:47 AM

That is awesome

Iron Fist · 09-20-2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.

woj · 09-20-2009, 09:03 AM

ToplistBlog_Com · 09-20-2009, 01:21 PM

That's pretty damn funny.

cherrylula · 09-20-2009, 02:34 PM

that would be so much more exciting than my redneck neighbors always banging on shit in their driveway.

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