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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Dick Swells Too Much, WTF!!?
If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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Stick it in her pooper instead.
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So Fucking Banned
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Now choke yourself!
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Fucking furries.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.
Troll fail.
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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#7 |
So Fucking Banned
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I'm telling you I can make them all scream so lock up your wives. You can fuck you ferrets and anacondas on your own. I just want LOVE!
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So Fucking Banned
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Confirmed Asshole
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let some air out of her, should loosen her up.
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So Fucking Banned
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Jesus H, I thought retards would answer by now!
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When it gets too big you all have to either service it or get your girls to do it!
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which means you probably have a small one
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![]() ![]() After that pops out, you'll have no problems
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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