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Old 09-22-2009, 05:32 PM   #1
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Dick Swells Too Much, WTF!!?

If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:35 PM   #2
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Stick it in her pooper instead.
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:37 PM   #3
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Stick it in her pooper instead.
You'll hear screaming all the way to GFY!!!
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:40 PM   #4
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:41 PM   #5
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Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.

Troll fail.
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:42 PM   #6
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Stick it in her pooper instead.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:43 PM   #7
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I'm telling you I can make them all scream so lock up your wives. You can fuck you ferrets and anacondas on your own. I just want LOVE!
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:44 PM   #8
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Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.

Troll fail.
But they scream, especially with your retarded baby!!! Am I right?
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:48 PM   #9
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If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?
let some air out of her, should loosen her up.
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:48 PM   #10
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Jesus H, I thought retards would answer by now!
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:53 PM   #11
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When it gets too big you all have to either service it or get your girls to do it!
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:46 PM   #12
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which means you probably have a small one
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:24 PM   #13
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After that pops out, you'll have no problems
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:26 PM   #14
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