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09-22-2009, 11:42 AM
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Relationship Bathroom Dump Schedule Advice?
Okay this is serious shit.
Isn't the bathroom supposed to be a sacred place like the Dome of Rock or Moses and his Burning Bush or something? You're standing over the toilet and your girlfriend comes walking in for whatever reason. I mean this is a no-no, right? I mean, of course, now it's okay if I walk in on her but like, UGGGHH! Are you fucking kidding me? First, you're sitting, so I don't know if you're taking a crap or what? You think I want to walk in and start shaving with all that stink coming up in my face? PLEASE!!! I mean fuck all this no secrets bullshit! I'm going to walk in on her with a video camera and pretend I was shooting something but this excited me so much I couldn't help myself. Either that or leave the toilet seat lifted so she can fall in again and let out that bitching shriek of hers I've grown so fond of... |
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09-22-2009, 11:52 AM
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Lock. The. Door.!!!
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09-22-2009, 11:53 AM
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09-22-2009, 11:56 AM
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I lock the door of the bathroom even when my wife is outside the house. I feel secure when the bathroom door is locked.
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09-22-2009, 11:59 AM
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Lock the damn door dude - if she tries to enter you scream at a horrifying schriek that this never happens again hahaha.
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09-22-2009, 12:05 PM
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A locked door means you are trying to hide something.
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09-22-2009, 12:06 PM
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09-22-2009, 12:14 PM
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09-22-2009, 12:19 PM
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Just tell her you don't want her watching you when you fucking shit. We all have our moments when we need privacy.
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