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OMG Jim · 10-07-2009, 10:57 AM

HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE !!!

It?s almost that time again: The one day of the year when women are allowed to express their true sexiness, and men are freed to dress like giant penis jokes. As Halloween approaches, costume manufacturers are struggling to produce new sexy/penis concepts to satisfy all the sexy/penis demands of sexy/penis-loving Americans. Sure, it?s refreshing to finally find an industry committed to producing low-quality merchandise meant to encourage women to be extremely sexy, and men to be sexually immature.

On the other hand: are there some Disney fish that should never be served up as a spandex mini-dresses? Is a spaghetti penis costume ever a good idea? And what happens when the guy with the gigantic plush phallus costume gets tipsy? The ten worst sexy costumes of 2009, after the jump.

10. The Sexy Clown Costume. The thing nightmares are made of.

9. The Sexy Gangster Costume. A strangely conspicuous wardrobe for a professional criminal, no?

8. The Spaghetti Penis Costume. Yuck.

7. The Sexy Ghostbuster Costume. As a little girl, did you wish there was a female ghostbuster in the crew to look up to? Now, you can be part of all the action and camaraderie! Oops, my bad. Girls are for busting balls, not ghosts.

6. The Sexy . . . America, Or Something Costume. Who cares. It?s sexy!

5. The Sexy Border Patrol Costume. Because there?s nothing sexier than making sure the illegals don?t steal our jobs.

4. The Camel Toe Costume. Forty bucks.

3. The ?Down for the Count? Costume. You know, it?s not enough to sew a blow-up doll on your crotch to make it look like she?s fellating you anymore. Nowadays, you gotta sew the blow-up doll to the crotch of a Transylvanian nobleman outfit to get any respect.

2. The Sexy Fat Hula Dancer Costume. Behold: the one woman who would agree to be photographed in such a thing.

1. The Sexy ?Finding Nemo? costume. Everything has officially been sexualized. You can stop now.

We of course can't forget the tried and true Playboy Bunny costume

Post your ideas and/or photos of current or past costumes

The Sexist Blog: Sex and Gender in the District
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...ween-costumes/
The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes
Posted by Amanda Hess on Oct. 6, 2009, at 12:31 pm

96ukssob · 10-07-2009, 11:09 AM

i fucking love Halloween. any excuse for girls to get dressed up completely slutty is ok with me

Scott McD · 10-07-2009, 11:13 AM

No doubt this halloween will see many more Michael Jackson costumes than any other year...

Scott McD · 10-07-2009, 11:14 AM

Gotta love the French Maids !!!

fatfoo · 10-07-2009, 11:24 AM

Cute costumes. Yeah. Bump.

Deesnuts · 10-07-2009, 11:34 AM

CaptainHowdy · 10-07-2009, 11:35 AM

The Ghostbuster outfit rocks...

thundergasm · 10-07-2009, 11:43 AM

I'm very partial to the gangster costume........yum

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-07-2009, 12:49 PM

I love Halloween!!!

Okay, so Best and Worst costume...

I guess wearing a condom costume could be good, unless it was a used condom.

Here are a few candidates for Worst:

There were actually a few I couldn't even post - yeah, they were THAT bad.

Here are pix of some models that modeled/performed for Asian Diva Girls at the last Exotic Erotic Ball:

ADG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-07-2009, 01:59 PM

The minimalist approach is worth considering too...

ADG

Scott McD · 10-07-2009, 02:09 PM

What a body on her !!!!!

10-07-2009, 10:57 AM	#1
OMG Jim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 3,153	Halloween Costume Time - 10 Worst/Best Sexy Costume Ideas HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE !!! It?s almost that time again: The one day of the year when women are allowed to express their true sexiness, and men are freed to dress like giant penis jokes. As Halloween approaches, costume manufacturers are struggling to produce new sexy/penis concepts to satisfy all the sexy/penis demands of sexy/penis-loving Americans. Sure, it?s refreshing to finally find an industry committed to producing low-quality merchandise meant to encourage women to be extremely sexy, and men to be sexually immature. On the other hand: are there some Disney fish that should never be served up as a spandex mini-dresses? Is a spaghetti penis costume ever a good idea? And what happens when the guy with the gigantic plush phallus costume gets tipsy? The ten worst sexy costumes of 2009, after the jump. 10. The Sexy Clown Costume. The thing nightmares are made of. 9. The Sexy Gangster Costume. A strangely conspicuous wardrobe for a professional criminal, no? 8. The Spaghetti Penis Costume. Yuck. 7. The Sexy Ghostbuster Costume. As a little girl, did you wish there was a female ghostbuster in the crew to look up to? Now, you can be part of all the action and camaraderie! Oops, my bad. Girls are for busting balls, not ghosts. 6. The Sexy . . . America, Or Something Costume. Who cares. It?s sexy! 5. The Sexy Border Patrol Costume. Because there?s nothing sexier than making sure the illegals don?t steal our jobs. 4. The Camel Toe Costume. Forty bucks. 3. The ?Down for the Count? Costume. You know, it?s not enough to sew a blow-up doll on your crotch to make it look like she?s fellating you anymore. Nowadays, you gotta sew the blow-up doll to the crotch of a Transylvanian nobleman outfit to get any respect. 2. The Sexy Fat Hula Dancer Costume. Behold: the one woman who would agree to be photographed in such a thing. 1. The Sexy ?Finding Nemo? costume. Everything has officially been sexualized. You can stop now. We of course can't forget the tried and true Playboy Bunny costume Post your ideas and/or photos of current or past costumes The Sexist Blog: Sex and Gender in the District http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/b...ween-costumes/ The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes Posted by Amanda Hess on Oct. 6, 2009, at 12:31 pm __________________ ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

10-07-2009, 11:09 AM	#2
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10-07-2009, 02:09 PM	#11
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	What a body on her !!!!! __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!