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GT-Omar · 10-09-2009, 02:56 PM

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormouschallenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how shefeels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Twig · 10-09-2009, 02:58 PM

hahahaha

B2BwithJoeD · 10-09-2009, 02:58 PM

Okay, I can go home now and start the weekend

I haven't heard that one

naughtylaura · 10-09-2009, 02:59 PM

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10-09-2009, 02:56 PM	#1
GT-Omar DM at Performive.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Atlanta, G.A. Posts: 2,968	Friday Joke A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormouschallenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how shefeels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy. God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" __________________ Email me Skype me

10-09-2009, 02:58 PM	#2
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10-09-2009, 02:59 PM	#4
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