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Old 10-06-2009, 12:14 PM   #1
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Who's Ordering Their "Real Touch" ??

I just got an email in today with a pre-launch special. I'm pretty tempted to try it, just for the hell of it, but I don't like how much they charge for minutes though.

Pre-Launch Special Offer Of $149.95
REALTOUCH IS FINALLY HERE, BUT ONLY WITH THIS EXCLUSIVE OFFER
To thank you for your interest in our revolutionary new product, we are pleased to offer you an exclusive, pre-launch opportunity to purchase RealTouch for only $149.95!

As part of this special offer, we will also include a FREE 3.5 oz bottle of water-based lube, FREE UPS shipping anywhere in the continental United States, and 60 FREE minutes from the RealTouch theater to get your RealTouch experience started. * ($60 VALUE)

This offer is for a limited time only and will expire on October 12th, 2009. At that time, RealTouch will only be available to you at its planned launch price of $199.95. This offer is being extended to you because of your interest in promoting RealTouch as an affiliate. Although our affiliate program is not yet available, we want to offer you the opportunity to experience firsthand how RealTouch will change the way people watch adult entertainment forever. We have your email address on file and will contact you when we get closer to launching the affiliate program.

This is an exclusive offer, intended solely for use by the recipient of this email, and is not transferrable. Please do not forward this email.

RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S.

We invite you to re-visit RealTouch.com where you can explore the many new features of the recently enhanced site and the latest content available to you with your purchase. RealTouch is the most advanced device available and will create an experience that will allow your fantasies to become a reality.

*RealTouch Minutes Packages are sold separately:
200 Minutes $99.95
100 Minutes $59.95
60 Minutes $39.95
30 Minutes $24.95
15 Minutes $14.95
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:24 PM   #2
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Then again, looking at the 200 minute package, it is only .50 cents per minute, which is a lot cheaper than their original price packages.
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:40 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:42 PM   #4
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well, they will be everywhere
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hmmm...I would be interested in selling it
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:53 PM   #6
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Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
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Old 10-06-2009, 01:59 PM   #7
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Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
That's the pitch

If, as I'm led to believe, the experience (using content encoded for the device?) is so realistic and "when she sucks, it sucks" or whatever (a realtime reflection of the action and pacing), then yes, some folks will buy -- the key will be, how many of them will keep renewing their minutes, and will you be the one to get the commission on the unit sale and the minutes?
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ok just personally it scares the shit out of me, it looks like a belt sander with elements on it that you have to spray wash, my dick likes itself way tooo much
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:46 PM   #9
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Is the affiliate program up yet?
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Is the affiliate program up yet?
maybe you can try aebn.com
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maybe you can try aebn.com
whatever

The product is meant to be "launched" and the website still has no checkout and there no sales tools.

Waste of time sending out that email, especially when I put my email in the "webmaster" box.
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whatever

The product is meant to be "launched" and the website still has no checkout and there no sales tools.

Waste of time sending out that email, especially when I put my email in the "webmaster" box.
Sorry man, but you need to learn how to read before commenting. It clearly states it as a "Pre-launch special offer".

"RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S."
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I'm actually curious enough to consider ordering one of these just to see what the hype is all about and see if it lives up to it. It is a neat idea having the device simulate what you're seeing on the screen, I just wonder how well it can do that with a couple of tracks.
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They need to work more on the device design and less on the content

Its like their pitch is the content, not the feeling, they got it backwards..
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Old 10-06-2009, 07:02 PM   #17
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Real Touch, never heard of it. Interesting.
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Never heard of them before.

You've never heard of AEBN...really!?! Under a rock much? ;)

Listen guys, I was involved in this project several months ago and RealTouch is truly f*ing AMAZING. When I first did the demo, I actually realized my power as a woman...because even with my fingers in it, it FEELS THAT REAL.

There is no doubt, this product will revolutionize the adult net - and can you imagine the retention on this? I can, which is why I am anxiously waiting to promote it.

Last I heard, the affiliate program is not available yet, but I'm keeping my finger on this pulse to jump on it when it is.
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Tried it ( with my fingers) in Vegas, amazing product
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Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
100% it does. And ya know what, there is no comparison because there is nothing like this product out there, period. When the chick is stroking your cock, you feel every stroke...this thing is literally programmed frame-by-frame...and when she spits on the tip of your cock, you FEEL it...and so on. It's really crazy.

Check out their blog on it and you can see people's reactions to it - they freak when they actually feel it because it feels f*cking real (no pun intended).
http://blog.realtouch.com/category/news/

I'm telling you man, do yourself a favor and keep an eye out for the affiliate program too.
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I have to be honest and say it's neither innovative or well thought out, its been done several times before, those didn't have success and I don't see anything different about this go round other than the unit itself.
I think its priced too high and the per min charge will get old fast for the average user.
Plus its got to be pain in the ass to clean and from the looks of it I don't see it having a very long life due to the mechanics of the unit.

The problem is they always want to tie a product like this to pre-recorded videos..thats lame and will never satisfy a long term user.

For cybersex technology to be successful it has to be interactive between 2 live people, it also has to be simple to use, compact, inexpensive, offer 2 way live audio & video, dual controls and devices for both sexes.
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Why would punters buy that instead of a Fleshlight Vibro at less than half the price, with no subscriptions?

Does the extra interactivity justify the price tag?
Yeah, I mean, fleshlights are cool and all, but after the first couple of uses you may as well be fucking a rolled up towel with a condom lubed on the inside, hell stick a $10 vibrating egg in the far end. I wouldn't even call the big thing with this interactivity, I'd call it hands free action, the ability to close your eyes, lie back and let the machine do all the work allowing you to stay in the bubble of the fantasy, the porn is a bonus.
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ok just personally it scares the shit out of me, it looks like a belt sander with elements on it that you have to spray wash, my dick likes itself way tooo much
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I'm actually curious enough to consider ordering one of these just to see what the hype is all about and see if it lives up to it. It is a neat idea having the device simulate what you're seeing on the screen, I just wonder how well it can do that with a couple of tracks.
you dont need to justify your lust for mechfuck here. go get it. lol

but seriously this shit aint funny. 20 bucks for 20min? motherfuckers need a cold shower. its fucking insane. you can get a real girl for the whole night for this money anywhere around 80% of the world.

in the time when every 2 seconds someone die from hunger this douches wanna make money from the air?

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jerking is definetly belong to that list too

this shit probably oriented to wealthy perverts i dunno but the whole idea of been minutly billed for masturbation is hideous that damn thing SUCK your money off. FAST

honestly its make me wanna put that dick grinder back to the ass its came from since the first day i saw it and trash all their promo with black ads, maybe i will put some money this way
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i put my finger in that thing and its kindy spooky, but so are some of the girls i deal with too. everytime i see that booth at a show i keep saying it needs to be smaller, or embedded into a doll or something but its a pretty neat gadget. sucks they dont want to use my pov videos for their product though *wink* *wink*
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The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.
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The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.
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The people at AEBN must have lost their collective minds to get involved with this. I saw and touched one of these things at one of the internet shows this year, and it was not unlike the previous incarnations of such a device. Who the hell is going to pay big money to put a mechanical jerk-off machine in their house and then pay exorbitant rates per minute for porn videos on top of that? Not only would I be afraid to injure my cock somehow if I stuck it in there, but what married or single guy for that matter is going to keep this thing around? The whole idea is ludicrous.
And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
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I think that for the experience, guys are gonna be willing to dish out the money for this. Look at cam sites, guys will sit at home and spend $2-$4 per minute to watch a girl strip for them and here it's .50-$1 to have a device rub your cock the right way Plus this device is beautiful because you can just set it on your cock and it'll do the rest, the lazy way to jerk off, ha ha.

I do think there's gonna be a lot of people that are gonna buy it and then realize how expensive it is to actually use and probably put in the closet and never use it again, but I'm sure many people will be dishing out the cash for more minutes if it does deliver on the feelings it can give.
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When I first did the demo, I actually realized my power as a woman...because even with my fingers in it, it FEELS THAT REAL.
you never put finger in your pussy?
you may want to stick another finger up your ass to realize even more power
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And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
People buy porn or use porn because it appears magically on a family-safe device that everyone already has in their house, like a tv or a computer. No one in their right mind is going to spend big bucks on a mechanical masturbation device that has no other purpose. Not even if they gave the content that went with it away for free. Unlike myself, a bachelor porn director who lives with a cat, the average male has other people living or spending significant time in their houses, like a wife, a girlfriend, children, other family members and/or frequent guests like friends, all of whom the potential customer would be embarrassed to have see their two hundred dollar electronic masturbation toy. The idea is a complete non-starter based on that simple psychology.
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also i dont think they will make a revshare for you to get that big cut so you most likely have to jerk on stats with that thing on ya dick
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People buy porn or use porn because it appears magically on a family-safe device that everyone already has in their house, like a tv or a computer. No one in their right mind is going to spend big bucks on a mechanical masturbation device that has no other purpose. Not even if they gave the content that went with it away for free. Unlike myself, a bachelor porn director who lives with a cat, the average male has other people living or spending significant time in their houses, like a wife, a girlfriend, children, other family members and/or frequent guests like friends, all of whom the potential customer would be embarrassed to have see their two hundred dollar electronic masturbation toy. The idea is a complete non-starter based on that simple psychology.
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you may want to stick another finger up your ass to realize even more power
Brilliant. Fuck off.
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Brilliant. Fuck off.
how about me not fucking off but you posting pic of your pussy so we could be sure you actualy have one, huh?
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Sorry man, but you need to learn how to read before commenting. It clearly states it as a "Pre-launch special offer".

"RealTouch is not currently available online. In order to take advantage of this special offer, you must place your order and open your account by calling RealTouch Customer Service at 877-433-4146 and selecting Option 1. Our operators are available 24 hours a day to assist you. Please note that RealTouch currently ships only to the lower 48 states of the U.S."
You need to read before commenting aswell,

If I signed to be informed when the affiliate program and tools were live by using the webmaster box, why the fuck do I get sent an email asking if I want to buy one?

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It hasn't been released yet guys. If you are hating on the product that's fine. I know a lot of ppl who are foaming at the mouth to pusy this baby. If you want to be first in line to push this baby icq me at 92403502
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I'll wait until the thing is hacked and can be used on any movie.
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I'd rather go to the bar and pick a real one up...
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LOL Pussy this baby. I meant PUSH this baby!
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I'd rather go to the bar and pick a real one up...
Would you pick them up with your Michael Phelps comments?
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Old 10-07-2009, 02:30 PM   #43
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Why is there a pre-launch at all? Don't you have to watch their proprietary 'theater' for it to work? Umm, if that isn't launched you can't use it.
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:04 PM   #44
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These girls recommend a Fleshlight ;)

Over 2 Million Sold.
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:17 PM   #45
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I wouldn't put my dick into it, it looks like a meat grinder.
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:14 PM   #46
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Looks as if the Vstroker already works with the Fleshlight and doesnt charge per minute... Apparently launching in October..
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:19 PM   #47
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And yet we still have people buying porn, despite it being available for free in abundance.

Don't underestimate the stupidity of people.
Yeah and closing the browser hides it beautifully.... where the fuck do you hide this contraption? In your sock drawer? In the garage?

That's the problem... I can totally see this being a total pain in the ass...

Err wait.. that might be a good hiding spot... i'll brb.
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:21 PM   #48
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this one looks more interesting
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:25 PM   #49
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:27 PM   #50
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