Swine Flu and You - Symptoms of H1N1 - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 10-12-2009, 07:51 PM

The symptoms are so generic, how would you know if you have or just had H1N1, and not just a bad cold?...

The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea.

Porn Grounds · 10-12-2009, 08:02 PM

I have had it for a few weeks then....

I think I may be dying haha

'mo · 10-12-2009, 08:32 PM

Am I the only person that kinda wishes I would get it. I mean, I just want to be able to say "I have the Swine Flu"

madawgz · 10-12-2009, 08:35 PM

this guy wants swine flu too

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....gi?u=swine_flu

Yngwie · 10-12-2009, 08:43 PM

I created the swine flu and I started a program.. 90% revshare ;)

Deej · 10-12-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

I created the swine flu and I started a program.. 90% revshare ;)

bad publicity

JD · 10-12-2009, 09:53 PM

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After Shock Media · 10-12-2009, 10:13 PM

Yes there is hype but if you do not understand the issues behind the hype you missed out in both history and biology. Just a FYI.

Iron Fist · 10-12-2009, 10:17 PM

If you eat McDonalds three times a day and have diarrhea 5 times a day.. you may not have swine flu. Stop eating McDonalds.

JD · 10-12-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Yes there is hype but if you do not understand the issues behind the hype you missed out in both history and biology. Just a FYI.

yeah imo... the whole thing is about 80% hype 20% reasons to be afraid. The media is making it out to be WAY more "scary" than it actually is

GayIPornSteve · 10-12-2009, 10:33 PM

Slow news cycle = more media fear mongering.

baddog · 10-12-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Yes there is hype but if you do not understand the issues behind the hype you missed out in both history and biology. Just a FYI.

I'm sorry, but what are you trying to imply?

After Shock Media · 10-12-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I'm sorry, but what are you trying to imply?

Implying nothing.
There is to much hype. There also is legitimate concerns that the media is currently over blowing.
Could this one get crazy bad, yes. So far it has shown to be acting fairly stable right now. In the past the same strain caused major issues.

Gerco · 10-13-2009, 01:42 AM

I got it, My wife got it and my 2 kids got it... We where tested etc, so yes, we know for sure. It was the worst flu I have ever had, I vomited and shit for 2 days. My wife ended up in the hospital for dehydration and spend a couple days there. The kids pretty much the same. Everyone had fevers bouncing up to 103-4 for over a week. I wouldn't wish this one on anyone.

It's actually quite prevalent around here (Chattanooga) So much so, that the doctors are reluctant to tell you that you actually have it for the fear of panic. The only way to test for it is by drawing blood.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-13-2009, 03:44 AM

When my mother in law had it, it was clear it was something different. Her main symptom was how much she was sweating. She honestly ruined a mattress just from her night sweats when she was at the height of her swine flu. What she has was very real and since she has a recent history of cancer the health service bent over backwards to help her.

Twig · 10-13-2009, 03:54 AM

Heard tale of soldiers in Afghanistan getting it.

I personally had something awful(no pun intended) that fits the case I suppose. The doctors I go to fix things with IV's and over the counter meds and don't test for shit, so I'll never really know.
Never had so much clear water run straight out of my ass before though.

spider_x · 10-13-2009, 04:05 AM

This is a prototype, a test run for the evil puppetmasters in power to see what they can get away with in the event of a staged international emergency. Just imagine what FEMA is capable of in the US for such a trivial illness. Here we have science downplaying threat, yet they are still trigger happy to initiate martial law. Stage 6 of the pandemic is MARTIAL LAW! Look it up. Martial law is the last thing you want visiting a neighborhood near you, trust me. I predict within the next year or two a new supervirus manufactured as an excuse to lock up anyone and everyone inside the T.I.A. control grid with microchips galore. Get ready to bow down to the all seeing eye and the triangles as humanity embarks upon the 2012 destiny. The 1-2-3 flow chart works like this: Avian Flu>>>Swine Flu>>>Superflu. Swine flu was a dress rehearsal. The next pandemic will be the final act of the Endgame featuring 85 percent global population reduction as well as much more, way too much to list here...

seeandsee · 10-13-2009, 04:08 AM

you start eating corn

CaptainHowdy · 10-13-2009, 05:45 AM

The most evident sympton is really high fever... I've had that kind of flu when I was a kid and you won't be able to get up from bed.

nico-t · 10-13-2009, 10:11 AM

its just another flu.... the propaganda machines desperately grab anything to scare everybody with a reason. to my understanding this flu can kill weak infants or really really weak people as in elderly people who are walking on their last leg... But these groups of weak people can also die of other flus. Truly overhyped as hell... i had the flu a couple months ago this could have been swine flu or any other flu - i really dont care. Government here ordered 34 million vaccins - two times dutch, aruban and curacao population. An order of 350 million euros (more than 500 million dollars).
Hmm why is it that someone always has alot to gain with these kind of things....makes you think huh?

fatfoo · 10-13-2009, 10:13 AM

Yes, the symptoms are generic. Except maybe when you start taking a shit with blood, or something. Anyway, only way to find out is to get tested.

IllTestYourGirls · 10-13-2009, 10:16 AM

The hospitals and doctor offices have stopped testing for the swine flu. We will only know fake numbers from now on. And if they are selling you a swine flu shot, do you think those numbers are going to be higher or lower? My guess is they want a little panic to sell more shots and the government wants more panic to sell their healthcare plan....

IllTestYourGirls · 10-13-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Yes, the symptoms are generic. Except maybe when you start taking a shit with blood, or something. Anyway, only way to find out is to get tested.

Except for the fact they have stopped testing and basically labeling it all "swine flu"

Oh yea and the tests are wrong 70% of the time. (when they did test)

Tom_PM · 10-13-2009, 10:18 AM

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Dcat · 10-13-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

The symptoms are so generic, how would you know if you have or just had H1N1, and not just a bad cold?...

The symptoms of 2009 H1N1 flu virus in people include fever, cough, sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea.

Yes, and notice how the media is making a concerted effort to label ANYTHING you come down with now as definitively being the "Swine Flu." They don't even bother with testing anymore, if you have a sniffle, it's the Swine Flu, if you have a sore finger, it's also most certainly the Swine Flu.

stickyfingerz · 10-13-2009, 10:46 AM

Oh boy oh boy...I just had a bad poo... I think that it just might be the swine flu... please gfy doctors what do I do.. oh me oh my do I have the swine flu.....?

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10-12-2009, 08:32 PM	#3
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10-13-2009, 01:42 AM	#14
Gerco Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,052	I got it, My wife got it and my 2 kids got it... We where tested etc, so yes, we know for sure. It was the worst flu I have ever had, I vomited and shit for 2 days. My wife ended up in the hospital for dehydration and spend a couple days there. The kids pretty much the same. Everyone had fevers bouncing up to 103-4 for over a week. I wouldn't wish this one on anyone. It's actually quite prevalent around here (Chattanooga) So much so, that the doctors are reluctant to tell you that you actually have it for the fear of panic. The only way to test for it is by drawing blood. __________________ Http://www.extremehole.com ** CLOSED ** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	When my mother in law had it, it was clear it was something different. Her main symptom was how much she was sweating. She honestly ruined a mattress just from her night sweats when she was at the height of her swine flu. What she has was very real and since she has a recent history of cancer the health service bent over backwards to help her.

10-13-2009, 03:54 AM	#16
Twig Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: ICQ - 703894 Posts: 1,949	Heard tale of soldiers in Afghanistan getting it. I personally had something awful(no pun intended) that fits the case I suppose. The doctors I go to fix things with IV's and over the counter meds and don't test for shit, so I'll never really know. Never had so much clear water run straight out of my ass before though. __________________

10-13-2009, 04:05 AM	#17
spider_x Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 481	This is a prototype, a test run for the evil puppetmasters in power to see what they can get away with in the event of a staged international emergency. Just imagine what FEMA is capable of in the US for such a trivial illness. Here we have science downplaying threat, yet they are still trigger happy to initiate martial law. Stage 6 of the pandemic is MARTIAL LAW! Look it up. Martial law is the last thing you want visiting a neighborhood near you, trust me. I predict within the next year or two a new supervirus manufactured as an excuse to lock up anyone and everyone inside the T.I.A. control grid with microchips galore. Get ready to bow down to the all seeing eye and the triangles as humanity embarks upon the 2012 destiny. The 1-2-3 flow chart works like this: Avian Flu>>>Swine Flu>>>Superflu. Swine flu was a dress rehearsal. The next pandemic will be the final act of the Endgame featuring 85 percent global population reduction as well as much more, way too much to list here... __________________ Want to get off the keyboard and get laid? Visit this link now for genuinely seductive mind-blowing sex!

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10-13-2009, 05:45 AM	#19
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,350	The most evident sympton is really high fever... I've had that kind of flu when I was a kid and you won't be able to get up from bed. __________________ "Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day”

10-13-2009, 10:11 AM	#20
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	its just another flu.... the propaganda machines desperately grab anything to scare everybody with a reason. to my understanding this flu can kill weak infants or really really weak people as in elderly people who are walking on their last leg... But these groups of weak people can also die of other flus. Truly overhyped as hell... i had the flu a couple months ago this could have been swine flu or any other flu - i really dont care. Government here ordered 34 million vaccins - two times dutch, aruban and curacao population. An order of 350 million euros (more than 500 million dollars). Hmm why is it that someone always has alot to gain with these kind of things....makes you think huh?

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