Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 07:00 AM

this is funny stuff

A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men?s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.

Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.

One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.

"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.

"My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.

"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."

In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.

A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."

If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.

Jack Sparrow · 10-19-2009, 07:04 AM

More like satan.

CyberHustler · 10-19-2009, 07:10 AM

I'd hit it...

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

I'd hit it...

SpyCam · 10-19-2009, 07:55 AM

Boneprone approved

Scott McD · 10-19-2009, 08:28 AM

That's one scary lookin' Jesus...

Tom_PM · 10-19-2009, 08:36 AM

Think it's probably Jebus.

John-ACWM · 10-19-2009, 10:29 AM

Craving for attention

Iron Fist · 10-19-2009, 10:30 AM

Jesus with a pair of tits...

Carmine Raguso · 10-19-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Jesus with a pair of tits...

Yeah Jesus has some fat pepperoni like nipples

96ukssob · 10-19-2009, 10:36 AM

looks more like an old Chinese guy with a long beard/mustache

marcop · 10-19-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

Megan Essog · 10-19-2009, 01:43 PM

That guy probably takes acid on the regular too! I can see that making jesus appear anywhere!

WebairMetz · 10-19-2009, 02:45 PM

that totally doesnt look like tha man

Jdoughs · 10-19-2009, 02:50 PM

I know that can't be Jesus, my aunt just found him and she is in Vancouver.

Yngwie · 10-19-2009, 02:56 PM

Religion sure has made people stupid. They see "jesus" or mary in all the most retarded places.. Bagels, donuts, doors, dog's asses etc.. Give me a break. lol

I think that IF "jesus" actually existed he'd show up in better places and not as a rough looking face or something on a piece of food, but in the flesh. Never going to happen though. haha

baddog · 10-19-2009, 03:04 PM

Reaching on that one.

pimpware · 10-19-2009, 03:09 PM

fatfoo · 10-19-2009, 03:14 PM

If the Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA, it probably is true...

Tamashi · 10-19-2009, 03:21 PM

Gotta agree with bossku69. It reminds me of this chinese guy in Kill Bill, somehow..

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpware

Calico Jack · 10-19-2009, 03:29 PM

God bless Ikea!

Adam X · 10-19-2009, 03:31 PM

OMG LMFAO at that dogs ass!!!!

damn.. the first pic looks like he's sportin quite a pair a balls... but that dog oh no thats too much..

yeah jesus loves to appear in bathrooms and asses or toast right?
he'll be back 2012 right? lol

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brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,167	Jesus's face' spotted on the toilet door in Ikea this is funny stuff A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men?s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant. Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA. One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood. "I was only heading to the toilet and found God. "My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud. "It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes." In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA. A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores." If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	Religion sure has made people stupid. They see "jesus" or mary in all the most retarded places.. Bagels, donuts, doors, dog's asses etc.. Give me a break. lol I think that IF "jesus" actually existed he'd show up in better places and not as a rough looking face or something on a piece of food, but in the flesh. Never going to happen though. haha __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca Last edited by Yngwie; 10-19-2009 at 02:58 PM..

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