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Old 11-06-2009, 12:13 AM   #1
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When you let a woman MAKE you do things.. what's the last thing she'll make you do?

CUM
Learn a lesson
Look at this guy selling his dating site
Paying her car payment
I'm flying all over the country enjoying steak dinners, blowjobs whenever I want and spanking round butts .. .. without any money in my pocket .. ......
That's your difference
While I'm with the most well made and accomplished young woman in the state of PA, watching her spanked round ass cooking me breakfast.. what are you doing ...

I think it's funny how many guys make 1000 times what I do and still have to wait for birthdays for blowjobs. LoL over here. If you're like that, take it from me, man you DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THAT .... having balls is the best way to have your balls sucked ... believe me I am a prime example of it

Now at the same time, ladies, if you want a submissive man who does the housework and begs for sex... you better know too that he's the type who will fuck the first thing female that will let him touch her... weak men are far from being loyal men, or capable men. If you're a lady who doesn't respect a man for acting like one ... you're in for a hell of a ride with your "type" ..

Pay attention when I impart wisdom you idiots .. I've changed lives, for the better.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:15 AM   #2
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You're a cheap MetaMan knock off. Shame on you.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:16 AM   #3
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You're a cheap MetaMan knock off. Shame on you.
No I am not.. that guy cooks
And I was going to insult him for it, but my father was a chef for awhile, and he has a huge cock and balls and he's a real asshole and a good man. So I couldn't insult metaman for cooking. But I wanted to.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:17 AM   #4
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Tbh I'd do anything for love.









































Except that.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:19 AM   #5
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MetaMan > You.

P.S. Why you staring at your dads cock and balls you faggot ass fuck?

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No I am not.. that guy cooks
And I was going to insult him for it, but my father was a chef for awhile, and he has a huge cock and balls and he's a real asshole and a good man. So I couldn't insult metaman for cooking. But I wanted to.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:21 AM   #6
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MetaMan > You.

P.S. Why you staring at your dads cock and balls you faggot ass fuck?

He's greater than me?
Fine.
Some other guy has the Rolls Royce I like.
That's okay so long as I'm comfortable in my own skin.
PS: I don't stare at his cock. I've seen it twice in my life. Accidentally.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:25 AM   #7
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PS: I don't stare at his cock. I've seen it twice in my life. Accidentally.
You don't accidentally see your dads balls you silly fucking faggot, you stared at them and you know it.

You fucking cock and ball peeping fucker.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:27 AM   #8
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You don't accidentally see your dads balls you silly fucking faggot, you stared at them and you know it.

You fucking cock and ball peeping fucker.
If you keep eating cat turds, I'll keep you around the sandbox... I hate cat turds... you just better not shit them back out into the sand ...
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:27 AM   #9
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Tbh I'd do anything for love.









































Except that.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:29 AM   #10
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If you keep eating cat turds, I'll keep you around the sandbox... I hate cat turds... you just better not shit them back out into the sand ...
Cat turds > staring at your dads cock and balls.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/937215-mrmaxwell-stares-dads-cock-balls.html
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:30 AM   #11
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Go pass out drunkey
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:31 AM   #12
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Go pass out drunkey
You aren't gonna try and peep on my shit are you?

P.S. You'll enjoy being drunk once you're finally legal, son.
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:42 AM   #13
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:45 AM   #14
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Old 11-06-2009, 05:54 AM   #15
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if you had to sell a site, can you think of a better way to get atention to the sale and make it sound like a bargain than the thread you all keep going crazy about?

I'm sure that guy is getting more pussy than metaman + maxwell + all the other macho whinners
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:30 AM   #16
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You don't accidentally see your dads balls you silly fucking faggot, you stared at them and you know it.

You fucking cock and ball peeping fucker.


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Old 11-06-2009, 06:41 AM   #17
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:49 AM   #18
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Old 11-06-2009, 01:41 PM   #19
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Peepin balls son, ya mean?
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:27 PM   #20
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No I am not.. that guy cooks
And I was going to insult him for it, but my father was a chef for awhile, and he has a huge cock and balls and he's a real asshole and a good man. So I couldn't insult metaman for cooking. But I wanted to.
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Old 11-06-2009, 03:29 PM   #21
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:59 PM   #22
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if you had to sell a site, can you think of a better way to get atention to the sale and make it sound like a bargain than the thread you all keep going crazy about?

I'm sure that guy is getting more pussy than metaman + maxwell + all the other macho whinners
It's not about "getting pussy"!! You, if anyone, should know that Pussy GETS YOU
I don't want to fuck alot of women. Some guys have fucked more, some less. I'd rather it be less than it has been. But the more women who go down, the better

Don't think I didn't have that in my head, either, what a perfect setup.. posing as some loser who answers to his lady, perfect distraction from the specifics of the website.... Sure.. but I don't think that's what's going on.
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