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i DO NOT respect short or fat men:
I am the silverback gorilla of the jungle. all your womans belong to me!
seriously women do not respect short or fat men either. if you are a tall fat man you can get pussy like crazy. so if you are short and fat i do not respect you. |
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Call it what you will Napoleism or what, but all the Short guys I know have alot of Drive.
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you forgot that money trumps all of the above
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^ Very True so the next generation gets better genetics threw $. His motivation might have been to have a taller son with that bean pole.
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Hmm
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thx for sharing the info
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working on my tan
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nice , tnx to info
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hi
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define short. I'm around 1.76m
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Short and fat is the new black, bitch!
Admittedly, I have no idea what that means.... |
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..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
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good thing I'm 6'2" WTF happened to the Broncos, man
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orton got hurt is what happened, you have a new system and a new backup.
they are starting to go down the field and the game plan was working. if orton is injured for the game against SD i at least hope Simms gets some good reps in. |
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..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
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yes, that will be an interesting game.
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Thank god I'm 6'3 and fat.
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but then again, maybe she didn't care about his money....
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Now choke yourself!
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i may be short and fat but i am not a retarded canuck.
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one sick puppy
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How about underweight middle height guys?
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I make pixels work
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Good thing im 6'5" and I fuck like a rabid bunny...
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I'm here for SPORT
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I AM JUSTDAVE !
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I am very tall when i stand on my wallet!!!.
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they probably dont respect you either
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Fat ass trolls, go back under your bridges with your fucking McDoanalds
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speaking of short bastards, has anyone seen that gillete commercial or whatever the fuck it is with the hockey player? That guy is like 5'2 and weighs 110 pounds soaking wet, everytime I see it I want to punch his fake hockey player ass.
Fake edit: those youtube fags wont let me embed, so heres the link https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qj-TkIQ4aY4 SKIP TO 29 SECONDS, LOOK AT THAT SMUG TINY BASTARD I WANT TO SMASH HIM
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on my opinion, it doesn't matter as long as that man can rock my bed
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I'm a 600lb midget with a 1/2 inch dick with one ball.
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I am short, fat and balding. However, my bank accounts are also fat, and my cars are fast, my house is big, and all of this brings the hottest of the hottest chicks. And I fuck the dog shit out of these model and high class bitches.
It doesn't matter to me why they are there. The fact is, they are. I don't want to marry and can trade these gold digging' whores like stocks. |
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It's coming look busy
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ahh danny divito and joe pesci will now cry themselves to sleep at night.
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therefore you don't respect yourself
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talking about me ? What an weird thread but one thing is right. If you are very short it's harder to get respected by colleques as beeing normal or large. Saw that in my trainee company, too bad.
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lol, thats like 90% of the populaton, at least. I am 5'9 but don't consider myself short.
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So which one is it?? You said you don't respect short OR fat men. Then yo said if you are a tall fat man you can get pussy.
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