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11-17-2009, 12:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In a dream
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Any Dog or Cat Lovers Out There?
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary... Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... |
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11-17-2009, 12:30 PM
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I really love cats!
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11-17-2009, 12:32 PM
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(felis madjewicus)
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Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement
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Don't fuck with cats, we'll knock your ass off when you least expect it...
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11-17-2009, 12:34 PM
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Location: Northern California
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Funny stuff!
 
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11-17-2009, 12:37 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Hehe!
My cat rocks !!!
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11-17-2009, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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funny, my 3 cats can confirm this situation....
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11-17-2009, 12:38 PM
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Confirmed Brat
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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I am owned by both so this had me cracking up, lol
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