New coffee house with Bikini-clad baristas (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 11-23-2009, 10:50 AM

Now this is a place where you'd wanna have coffee

Bikini-wearing hot baristas serving piping hot coffee and tea http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-bikini...8.photogallery

mvee · 11-23-2009, 10:54 AM

Great business model. I wish we had one out here. Isn't there a place in Florida called Topless Doughnuts?

Serial Pervert · 11-23-2009, 10:59 AM

Nice coffee house!

LoveSandra · 11-23-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Serial Pervert

Nice coffee house!

Roby · 11-23-2009, 11:10 AM

looks great

Lace · 11-23-2009, 11:13 AM

Too bad they're all hideous

AaronM · 11-23-2009, 11:30 AM

Back around 2002, Head Pimp (GFY Member) was planning on opening "Bikini Barista" shops around the Seattle area. Not sure why he never went through with it.

BossDVDs · 11-23-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mvee

Great business model. I wish we had one out here. Isn't there a place in Florida called Topless Doughnuts?

I think it's a horrible model for various reasons; you need *decent* girls. The problem with this is the hotter they are, they more $$ they'll want to flaunt to the perverts coming in to look @ their tits. Forget about just paying minimum wage which means it'll eat into your profit. Hot girls = generally more social which will lead to flaking. The general loser who makes a perfect coffee house employee (who doesn't have a good enough body) is out.

Wait, wait, what about Hooters? Different story, java patrons don't round up $100's a night and leave fat tips.

Moral of this story, the tard business owner will realize within a few months that his "plan" wasn't thought out completely and will either shut down or convert back to a more covered environment ... otherwise his business will fail.

BossDVDs · 11-23-2009, 11:57 AM

Also, after the novelty wears out and a stigma sets in (especially if it's 'local' community), the girlfriends/wives will look down on their significant other from coming home with a caramel latte from the titty place. They'll be forced to hit McCafe/Starbucks or be forced to sleep in the doghouse.

Persius · 11-23-2009, 12:15 PM

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... otherwise his business will fail.

Scott McD · 11-23-2009, 12:22 PM

I'd tip them to leave their clothes ON!

gotekix · 11-23-2009, 12:31 PM

There is (or was) a bikini barber shop Utah. http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...083042,00.html

I saw some pictures of a much better one somewhere in Eastern Europe I believe. Can't seem to find the link though.

I can see a business like this doing well at first, but the novelty would quickly wear off. I guess if the coffee were really good and girls really hot then it could stay in business.

vending_machine · 11-23-2009, 12:53 PM

http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

ivillage · 11-23-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Now this is a place where you'd wanna have coffee

Bikini-wearing hot baristas serving piping hot coffee and tea

nice coffee shop!

Deesnuts · 11-23-2009, 12:57 PM

cant beat it

WeDesignet Lisa · 11-23-2009, 01:00 PM

cool place. I should get a job there

$5 submissions · 11-23-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

lol@the haters in that video

tiger · 11-23-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

Yeah those have been around for years.

LOL at all the stupid people in that video complaining. OMG a kid passing by might see a girl in a bikini. Too funny. What do they think happens at a beach.

Daddy Big Nuts · 11-23-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

http://www.nwcn.com/home/Neighbors-s...-71115507.html

Seattle has lots of bikini barrista shops around the area.

The Travel Channel actually did a show on these guys....

JD · 11-23-2009, 02:06 PM

seattle ftw :D too bad washington is so fucking "P.C."

C-Luv · 11-23-2009, 02:14 PM

They need to get some hotter girls in there.....

vending_machine · 11-23-2009, 02:18 PM

OMG think about the children! I saw that on the news last night and I laughed..

Lisa, you should become a webcam model.

grumpy · 11-23-2009, 03:10 PM

looks sad

Jimmy Rock · 11-23-2009, 03:14 PM

it's different, and I think the business model will work. As long as they serve good coffee and can keep their staff it's doable

JP-pornshooter · 11-23-2009, 03:25 PM

the "its a grind" in my neck of the woods is full of hot chicks behind the counter, all dressed in tight jeans or shorts.. tits "hanging" out style, very teasy looking.
def makes the trip to the coffee shop more interesting...+ they are very flirty.

BradM · 11-23-2009, 03:28 PM

Yea but... they are ugly.

jMEGA · 11-23-2009, 05:30 PM

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BossDVDs Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 835	Also, after the novelty wears out and a stigma sets in (especially if it's 'local' community), the girlfriends/wives will look down on their significant other from coming home with a caramel latte from the titty place. They'll be forced to hit McCafe/Starbucks or be forced to sleep in the doghouse.

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gotekix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts: 243	There is (or was) a bikini barber shop Utah. http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1...083042,00.html I saw some pictures of a much better one somewhere in Eastern Europe I believe. Can't seem to find the link though. I can see a business like this doing well at first, but the novelty would quickly wear off. I guess if the coffee were really good and girls really hot then it could stay in business.

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