It's official, my life has turned into an episode of Californiacation... - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 11-22-2009, 08:10 PM

And that's not a bad thing IMO

Agent 488 · 11-22-2009, 08:13 PM

you've been recorded for a video show since you were born. your mom and dad signed the contract before you are born. it will be revealed to you on your death bed in the final season of your life. hate to break it to you.

dyna mo · 11-22-2009, 08:15 PM

and then?

fatfoo · 11-22-2009, 08:19 PM

Bloody life is reality show
Nosy people cry for more
No privacy, nowhere, no
They spy on you and your dough
They even spy when you have sex
Blackened vultures kill with pecks
Show is over when you're dead
You'll pay taxes to your fed

datatank · 11-22-2009, 08:34 PM

Never heard of it.. Is it a good show?

bronco67 · 11-22-2009, 08:48 PM

Does this mean you get drunk, act like an asshole, and get tail that is out of your league, more often than you should?

Waddymelon · 11-22-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Does this mean you get drunk, and act like an asshole, more often than you should?

fixed it for you

Porno Dan · 11-22-2009, 10:54 PM

The best show on TV. Runkle rules!

Raf1 · 11-23-2009, 01:51 AM

I haven't watched a single episode yet. Is it any good?

Porno Dan · 11-23-2009, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raf1

I haven't watched a single episode yet. Is it any good?

This has been the best season. It is hilarious.

xxxjay · 11-23-2009, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Does this mean you get drunk, act like an asshole, and get tail that is out of your league, more often than you should?

Basically.

james_clickmemedia · 11-23-2009, 10:51 AM

That's my favorite show on tv right now. I wish my life was like that of Hank..

Paul&John · 11-23-2009, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Never heard of it.. Is it a good show?

Best show ever!

CaptainHowdy · 11-23-2009, 11:38 AM

Get well from the vasectomy...

luv$ · 11-23-2009, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Bloody life is reality show
Nosy people cry for more
No privacy, nowhere, no
They spy on you and your dough
They even spy when you have sex
Blackened vultures kill with pecks
Show is over when you're dead
You'll pay taxes to your fed

You incomplete me
You tune me into
Whitewash
Spoon fed
Brain dead
Sloth

I'd watch the paint dry before giving in
Black out
Stupor
Inferior
Insignifigant

False stars above keep us sedated
Satellite
Astronaut
Spaceship
The Government

I'm overdosing on reality
Don't stop the feed
No don't touch the feed

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go

Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV
I don't wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here so let's go

Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV
Eliminate me you turn me into
Lifeless
Cliche'

Thoughtless
Unbelievable
So bored with my life
Entertained me with normal
Usual
Average
It's so typical

Artists traded in for the talentless
Spoiled kid
Wife swap
Tycoon
The has-beens

So entertaining it makes me sick
Don't stop the feed
Don't
No don't touch the feed

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go

Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV
I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go
Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV

I'm so uninterested
So unamused
Dissapointed in yourself
To be so consumed
I'm so uninterested
So unamused
Dissapointed in yourself
To be so consumed

Buy nothing
Nothing
Buy nothing
Nothing

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go
Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go
Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go
Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV

I don't wanna wanna be
Wanna wanna be
I don't want to be here
Wanna wanna be here so let's go
Turn off the radio
Turn off the TV

digitaldivas · 11-23-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Basically.

I really miss L.A.

Tell me when the economy gets better. According to KCAL, maybe sometime in 2015?!?

HotMeghan_GL · 11-23-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Does this mean you get drunk, act like an asshole, and get tail that is out of your league, more often than you should?

T

here's not a damn thing wrong with that life!

BradM · 11-23-2009, 12:07 PM

Jay seems so angry lately. needs to drop more uppers.

RyuLion · 11-23-2009, 12:19 PM

Yeap, life is heaven. Its only gonna get crazier too..

kowalsky · 11-23-2009, 12:25 PM

Charles Bukowski made it better..

Porno Dan · 11-23-2009, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Does this mean you get drunk, act like an asshole, and get tail that is out of your league, more often than you should?

I can atest this is a very accurate statement of Jay's life, and for that matter mine as well.

The only difference is that I am a bigger drunk (somedays), more of an asshole (sometimes) and fuck way out of my league (all the time).

brassmonkey · 11-23-2009, 12:52 PM

hahahaha!!!

Deesnuts · 11-23-2009, 01:03 PM

cokie smurf

seeandsee · 11-23-2009, 01:11 PM

so sex show is good show only?

JP-pornshooter · 11-23-2009, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia

That's my favorite show on tv right now. I wish my life was like that of Hank..

is he the guy who did a stand in for a porn flick? (in the series)
he happened to be on set and the actual guy could not pop or something..

Pixelbucks Eric · 11-23-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

and then?

And then?

xxxjay · 11-23-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Get well from the vasectomy...

Not the worst advice.

HomerSimpson · 11-23-2009, 06:07 PM

which one? (the episode)

mx8829 · 11-23-2009, 06:08 PM

Its pretty fun show, How ever I like dexter

. Also started watching Prisinor, but fucking thing is confusing as shit.

Nicky · 11-23-2009, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

is he the guy who did a stand in for a porn flick? (in the series)
he happened to be on set and the actual guy could not pop or something..

Nope that's Runkel, he is miserable LOL, Hank(David Duchovny) is the one getting all the tail.

Big Red Machine · 11-23-2009, 10:47 PM

David Duchovny Rocks

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