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#351 |
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shelly check www.greatestmagicshowonearth.com I did another 3 questions, makes 10.
do all 10 on video reading the 1st thing you see on a random page, and I'll paypal you $50. |
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I would tape myself doing this but $50 isn't worth risking my dignity should someone come across the video by chance and think I am a skitzo. Grab a copy of Shit Magnet and play along. If you check page 210 two lines down is the sentence "Never demands anything in return." I really wanted to fudge and grab at that one, maybe god missed my a few centimeters, but hey- THIS IS FUCKING SCIENCE! |
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what bullshit. what a bunch of scared faggot heathens
you broke 10,000 to one on the date answer, and 100 to 1 on most of the others, that's 6^100 * 10,000. congrats, you won the James Randi million dollar prize 5 times over. $50 now, $500 when you upload the video. or is your dignity so great? what fuckin dignity you're a fucking APE ugly sheila. you could be showing me that I"m seeing messages that aren't there, if I look hard enough, help me dumb slut, help me see your equal channelling. |
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It's like they say, an infinite number of monkeys banging away randomly on an infinite number of keyboards and at some point one will give you the works of shakespeare. Anyone else can test this. Just grab a book off the shelf, ask "god" a magic question, stick your finger in between the pages and pry it open and there you go. Hell, give a toddler a highlighter and today's newspaper ask him a question and if you look hard enough I bet in 20 minutes you'll think he's fucking Nostradamus. Take a friendly tip- pick your dignity up off the floor and delete this lunacy of yours from youtube before it's used as evidence of your ill mental state. |
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Maybe Shelly is your Eve? She was sent to you to help you launch camgirls.com, can't you see how obvious this is.
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batshit fucking crazy
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I've been searching my whole life for Vinz Clortho...
There is no Shelly, only Zuul! |
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#360 |
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nice backpeddle. nobody will go on cam, say "this is just to demonstrate that channelling does NOT work and anybody can get answers if you look hard enough... question 1..."
HAHAHA.... you're all BAT SHIT SCARED. You all know you can't get answers like I did and you think you can hush God up like the skeptic companies. Well half of you are pretty thick and can't see the channels period, but the other half of you really are too scared to do it on video. Nobody will act as a control on a simple experiment, what a toss pot forum. BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK what a bunch of cowards. What's your excuse lazy cash? too dignified to open a book to a random page? HAHAHA you couldn't get a hit if you painted a practice target on your ass. But Shelly, she just pointed her finger up her ass and read out 7 funny jokes from random quotes. FUCK ME DEAR get a job writing jokes for David Lettermen they'd save millions, just point shelly's finger up her ass and BAM - funny joke, funny joke, funny joke, funny joke, funny joke. ALL AT RANDOM SHE SWEARS... such a pig fuck liar. |
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#362 |
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uhu and I was born on 29th November 2009, that was yesterday.
I am, or atleast claim to be God, which means I'm a man of my word, not like that cheap lying trash Shelly. Send me your paypal for $50 up front. [email protected] |
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What if he is the antichrist? Should we cut off his head?
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You can't, not until I mate Eve. Nobody on the internet can even correct my spelling without making a mistake themself, byproduct of my immortality field.
Even if you came over here with a gun the truman company would paralyse you with a laser from space before you could pull the trigger. And it would be a waste of my far superior genetics, and the new telepathic homosapien 2, the real human race. |
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It's not miraculous that nearly everything I pulled was funny.. it's a funny fucking book. The only thing that really suprised me was I didn't land on anything containing the word "negro".
Read it- http://www.amazon.com/Shit-Magnet-Mi...der_0922915776 Sorry to dissapoint that I won't roll around in my own feces just to prove to you that you're drowning in shit. Hey, maybe you can get one of your cam girls to make a video? Oh, wait, shit.. that's right- you don't have anyone working for you. ![]() |
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#366 |
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you still here? I thought you backed out 10 posts ago
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#368 |
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Can you produce even 1 testimonial to that effect?
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Those are pretty good, but I prefer my magic 8ball channels.
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Sorry, periods of silence are not because I'm backing down but are a biproduct of what happens when I work, though this is getting a little old tonight... Out of curiosity, what is it exactly that you do for a living?
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No, why would I post hundreds of posts about satellites torturing me for 8 years? Results 1 - 10 of about 277 for author:"|-|erc" satellite You can check some of the posts where people tried to correct my spelling. http://groups.google.com.au/groups/s...ch&sitesearch= http://groups.google.com.au/groups/s...ch&sitesearch= |
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One guy visited the town I was living at, Townsville if you believe in numerology, and heard rumours about me. He posted a quiz for me called Herc - Truman test and asked me all sorts of questions about the rumours to check they were about me. He even said "the truman has a thing for Laurie Holden", the Eve lookalike that Hollywood uses. She even starred in MAJESTIC with Jim Carrey (the truman). That was a givaway in itself. Majestic is The Truman Show 2. http://groups.google.com.au/group/au...dd8005975433f7 |
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I don't even have to look at the, err, whatever you wrote, 3 words on their own lines to correct your correction. Just look at your alias... ar, no, x.
Arrr, no, fraid not. My immortality field is in tact. The closest anyone came to correcting me without making a mistake was Wolfman Wildeblood, he drew some of my blood so to speak. But he only implied I made a mistake, so I have still never been corrected by anyone with correct grammar. The odds of that are astronomical, considering what a crappy speller I am. |
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Video tape yourself asking a book if you should push CamGirls.com to me for $0. Then do whatever the messiah satellites command you to do.
If you don't, I will be forced to transform into the Truminator and end the world before you become level 99.
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but, you refuse to address the obvious math here. 6.2 billion people on the planet. 6.2 do not support your claims 1 supports your claims (you) so to user your own nonsensical math, the chances of you being sane and not suffering from delusions brought on by paranoid schizophrenia are 6.2 billion to 1 against. if it is all so "obvious" (regarding your claimed "channeling") how do you reconcile the fact that no one seems to agree with you or see what is so obvious? its "obvious" simply because you proclaim it to be "obvious" - but other than that, you have nothing to offer. Like you, I can walk around claiming that everyone has a second invisible arm growing out of their forehead and proclaim it to be "obvious" because i see it very clearly. However, the fact that no one else see's it but me, is the first real indication that i am seeing something that is imagined, as the result of my brain misfiring. |
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![]() I tried to channel a question just to test my psychic abilities. "What kind of car does Herc drive?" and this is what came up, "However, Juan and Maria couldn't afford to attend the town's annual fiesta."
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WTF am I missing?? This guy is selling shares to a white label site LOLOLOL, Hell if you guys wanna give money away, give it to us, our white label looks better, not to mention we have quality webcam traffic/feeder sites sending hard EARNED traffic and $$....
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I predict that stress with render your power supply cord for you netbook to weak to function within a year.
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I don't have a magic 8 ball, but to try another method, let's "Ask the Iron Sheik"! Is Herc really Genesis Adam? The Sheik- "I never respect you. Never." Will Herc be able to build out camgirls.com as a successful stand alone business? The Sheik- "In never respect you again." Does Jennifer Brooks really rhyme with with Jessica 6? The Sheik- "Put that idea in the camel clutch." Amazing! Somehow either I am channeling god or he is speaking to me through the Iron Sheik app on my phone but the chances of the Iron Sheik hitting with such relevancy... I mean, what is that, Herc? Like 6,000,000 to 1? Personally, I think it's hysterical you think last night's "Shit Magnet" dipping was so dead on accurate that I must be lying. The thing that makes bible dipping, magic 8 balls, fortune cookies and horoscopes work is the interpretation of the reader. It's not fucking magic and we're not all gifted. It's the same principal, it's all random open ended bullshit and you draw your own relationships and conclusions. ![]() |
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By the look in his eyes, that cup of coffee will be it for him....
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ok Shelly how do you explain getting a date to your question "when will..."?
answer: fucking liar, then goes on and on she did it honestly, typical whore |
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sorry you lying slut, but these are NOT random.
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it was a funny book see?
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Maybe she too has your powers and is the Eve you've been looking for.
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She is the keymaster to your gatekeeper dude!! You are supposed to know this shit. Are the satellites in need of a solar panel changing or something?
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not my type, if she can make 7 jokes running with random quotes ON VIDEO then I'll ... uh fuck that.
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I received your payment while I was sleeping, didn't notice it until I was at work. I just got home and will work on the video.
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Herc, you still didn't reply to my question: where did you get the 350k to invest in domain? If you really are Adam you were given the money by god. Did you win the lottery? Maybe you can prove you are Adam by telling the source of the money.
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![]() You don't have to believe me, I really don't care. Anyone who doubts it can repet the experiment with the same book. The answers are NOT remarkable. They are no more remarkable than what gets spat out of a magic 8 ball or the "Ask the Iron Sheik" application. Maybe you just need to choose better books and you'd get even MORE accurate responses. Seems like god should have helped you out with that one.... |
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I think you're afraid you're going to bite it sometime between June and August. You sad sad neurotic teletubby.
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Do you think you are her type?
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my video is uploading to youtube as we speak.
I have a couple of really nice psychic channeling results but I think my powers started to wear off near the end. I've actually never posted a youtube video before, so if everything goes right we should have video in a couple minutes ![]()
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400 hundred !!!!
I believe you Graham, don't let these idiots get away with questioning you. So what's next in your physic abilities?
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