Tiger Woods got some serious Baby Mama Drama - GoFuckYourself.com

Bird · 11-27-2009, 08:19 PM

I have seen this many times.....

Its, Baby Mama Drama

Here's what happened his wife punched him in the mouth. He ran out got in his car to run away because his crazy as wife was coming after him with a golf club.

As the bitch was chasing him down the driveway, he shortcut his driveway to the street and backed up into the fire hydrant. He saw that crazy bitch coming at him with the golf club, she smashes the back window as he quickly slammed it in to drive, steps on hit, and then hits the tree.

He's then stuck and his wife opens the door yanks him out of the car punches him in the mouth again and knocks him out.

RayBonga · 11-27-2009, 08:20 PM

wonder if there's a video of the thing

baddog · 11-27-2009, 08:21 PM

Guess we can guess who you are FB friends with.

Wagerboy · 11-27-2009, 09:46 PM

i agree. how the media is making it anything else is beyond me. she used a golf club to break the window? he was laying half dead in the street from a 30mph crash in a suv into a tree? lol

NaughtyRob · 11-27-2009, 09:47 PM

Sounds about right. The baby mamma story that is.

Bird · 11-27-2009, 10:08 PM

rumors of him banging some chick named Rachel Uchitel

NaughtyRob · 11-27-2009, 10:51 PM

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00029163.html

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11-27-2009, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

I have seen this many times.....

Its, Baby Mama Drama

Here's what happened his wife punched him in the mouth. He ran out got in his car to run away because his crazy as wife was coming after him with a golf club.

As the bitch was chasing him down the driveway, he shortcut his driveway to the street and backed up into the fire hydrant. He saw that crazy bitch coming at him with the golf club, she smashes the back window as he quickly slammed it in to drive, steps on hit, and then hits the tree.

He's then stuck and his wife opens the door yanks him out of the car punches him in the mouth again and knocks him out.

Hell yeah!

NetHorse · 11-27-2009, 11:15 PM

If I ever became famous I would hire actors and stuntmen to keep the gossip twinks on their toes. I would also fake my death twice a week.

Spunky · 11-27-2009, 11:18 PM

I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

The Ghost · 11-27-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

I <3 playing golf.

cosis · 11-28-2009, 12:43 AM

LOL I knew he wasn't dumb enough to run into a fire hydrant without some dumb bitch running after him with a golf club

hypedough · 11-28-2009, 01:00 AM

Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?

Manowar · 11-28-2009, 02:01 AM

what a legend

vending_machine · 11-28-2009, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

JFK · 11-28-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

JFK · 11-28-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00029163.html

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yup I agree, now where are all the hackers ?
"she and Woods exchanged sex text messages"

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 04:10 AM

Rich sportsmen like Tiger shouldn't get married. Not at a young age anyway.

They could be out banging all the hot pussy for years, before deciding to settle down with just one chick.

David Beckham is another example. He has been with that skinny bitch for years, yet he could probably nail any chick on the planet near enough.

It's madness i tell ya !!!

andrej_NDC · 11-28-2009, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

He has been with that skinny bitch for years, yet he could probably nail any chick on the planet near enough.

Well, why do you think he isn't.

bushwacker · 11-28-2009, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

100's of millions!!

bloggerz · 11-28-2009, 06:18 AM

go get 'em Tiger

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

Well, why do you think he isn't.

A few reasons.

The media would be all over it.

His bitch wouldn't allow it.

He seems to be pussy whipped by her.

Zayne E. · 11-28-2009, 06:53 AM

I sure hope Tiger has a rock-solid prenup! It's fairly obvious where this one is heading...

andrej_NDC · 11-28-2009, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

A few reasons.

The media would be all over it.

His bitch wouldn't allow it.

He seems to be pussy whipped by her.

There are pics of him in the media with different girls each and every week. And his ugly wife knows he is the only guy she would get, so she wouldn't want him to go away even if he had 10 affairs at one time.

Mutt · 11-28-2009, 07:23 AM

i think the New York slut looks pretty hot in a NY kinda way - why do people bother getting married these days, everybody cheats if they have the opportunity to cheat.

media is going to have a field day with this, Tiger's had such a squeaky clean image. he bores me to tears other than on a golf course.

andrej_NDC · 11-28-2009, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

Tiger's had such a squeaky clean image.

Those are mostly the worst.

DaCaptain · 11-28-2009, 07:39 AM

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Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?

When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

Zayne E. · 11-28-2009, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DaCaptain

When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

HAHA! I once read here at GFY words I will never forget...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is -- sooner or later ANY guy would get sick of her shit

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

i think the New York slut looks pretty hot in a NY kinda way - why do people bother getting married these days, everybody cheats if they have the opportunity to cheat.

Yup!

I always find it funny when people go on about a big wedding, at a huge cost, when really most the time it's worthless as within a few days if the chance came up, one or the other would go fuck somebody else anyway...

Darrah · 11-28-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00029163.html

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Her thing is dating wealthy married celebrities. Last she was rumored to have been having an affair with actor David Boreanaz while his Playmate wife, Jaime Bergman, was pregnant.

JFK · 11-28-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zayne E.

HAHA! I once read here at GFY words I will never forget...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is -- sooner or later ANY guy would get sick of her shit

you mean this ?

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

baddog · 11-28-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

Not quite accurate. You don't get tired of banging a hot chick, you get tired of the bullshit you have to put up with in order to bang said chick.

Two different things.

bronco67 · 11-28-2009, 10:28 AM

You may be on to something.

I thought "who drives out of their driveway at a high rate of speed in the middle of the night?" other than someone having a domestic argument.

captainjapan. · 11-28-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

100's of millions!!

make that 999 millions +1 million....

Jman · 11-28-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by vending_machine

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

Agreed 100%, men or women get tired of banging the same person... Hence why we cheat and fantasize...

Bird · 11-28-2009, 10:46 AM

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DaddyHalbucks · 11-28-2009, 11:38 AM

Tiger, I want your wood!

LOL.

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 12:00 PM

I wonder if she shouted "GET IN THE HOLE!"

DaddyHalbucks · 11-28-2009, 12:11 PM

Who knows what really happened, but at this point a scorned woman is the only thing that explains it.

Bird · 11-28-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Who knows what really happened, but at this point a scorned woman is the only thing that explains it.

Only time will tell, Battered husband don't want to speak out....

Maybe in the future there will be some report how golf star legend tiger woods suffered from spousal abuse, during all his championship wins.

Bird · 11-28-2009, 12:37 PM

Check Out Her Knuckles....

fatfoo · 11-28-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

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She's not fugly. Nice lips.

BFT3K · 11-28-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy

i agree. how the media is making it anything else is beyond me. she used a golf club to break the window? he was laying half dead in the street from a 30mph crash in a suv into a tree? lol

Whenever you notice your non-drunk husband trapped in a car, after having an accident IN THE DRIVEWAY, in the middle of the night, it is always best to quickly grab a golf club to break him free, than say... use the second set of keys, or call the police, etc.

Even a billionaire has to deal with stupid ass bitches! So sad....

dallasnovelty · 11-28-2009, 01:59 PM

oh man it will end up being one of those priceless pics as soon as someone finds more pics LOL
have golf clu b sticking out of the window

$5 submissions · 11-28-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse

If I ever became famous I would hire actors and stuntmen to keep the gossip twinks on their toes. I would also fake my death twice a week.

Keep them guessing. That's how Joaquin Phoenix rolls.

Bossman · 11-28-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Even a billionaire has to deal with stupid ass bitches! So sad....

Don´t say Puffy didn´t warn him

$5 submissions · 11-28-2009, 03:49 PM

If he doesn't have a kid with the other woman then its not baby Mama drama.

Rangermoore · 11-28-2009, 04:46 PM

Tiger Woods Cornered -- Turns Cops Away

It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal.

Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...ighway-patrol/

Looks like little Tiger is hiding out like a pussy...

Sly · 11-28-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by DaCaptain

When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

LOL. One of the better replies I've read in a long time.

kichi · 11-28-2009, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaCaptain

When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

this is so fucking true. respect.

11-27-2009, 08:19 PM	#1
Bird Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stockton Posts: 4,365	Tiger Woods got some serious Baby Mama Drama I have seen this many times..... Its, Baby Mama Drama Here's what happened his wife punched him in the mouth. He ran out got in his car to run away because his crazy as wife was coming after him with a golf club. As the bitch was chasing him down the driveway, he shortcut his driveway to the street and backed up into the fire hydrant. He saw that crazy bitch coming at him with the golf club, she smashes the back window as he quickly slammed it in to drive, steps on hit, and then hits the tree. He's then stuck and his wife opens the door yanks him out of the car punches him in the mouth again and knocks him out. __________________ ICQ:268731675

11-27-2009, 09:46 PM	#4
Wagerboy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,290	i agree. how the media is making it anything else is beyond me. she used a golf club to break the window? he was laying half dead in the street from a 30mph crash in a suv into a tree? lol __________________ The Main Program That Makes Me Fucking Money!! Teens Getting Pounded

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i think the New York slut looks pretty hot in a NY kinda way - why do people bother getting married these days, everybody cheats if they have the opportunity to cheat. media is going to have a field day with this, Tiger's had such a squeaky clean image. he bores me to tears other than on a golf course. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Rangermoore Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: EVERYWHERE Posts: 1,541	Tiger Woods Cornered -- Turns Cops Away It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal. Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block. http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...ighway-patrol/ Looks like little Tiger is hiding out like a pussy... __________________