I Love my ballz(story inside)

[brassmonkey]

im keeping my nuttz close
A JEALOUS mum has been quizzed by cops - for allegedly ripping out her lover's testicles.

Helen Hodge, 34, was accused of mangling Billy Duncan's privates with her bare hands after accusing him of cheating on her.

Traumatised Billy, 49, was rushed to hospital where doctors carried out emergency surgery to save his maimed wedding tackle.

Last night a source said the alleged attack happened at Dundee fan Billy's flat in the city in the early hours of Monday after he had been out celebrating his side's Challenge Cup final win.

The insider said: "Helen started accusing him of carrying on with other women.

"He just wanted to sleep though so she started hitting him around the head and face.

"He told her to quit it and demanded she get out the flat.

"Billy was only wearing his underpants at this stage.

"Helen grabbed his testicles and pulled them as hard as she could.

"Eventually he managed to get her off him and chucked her out the flat."

But horrified Billy later looked down and realised he was bleeding heavily.

The source added: "His scrotum had been ripped open and his testicles were dangling by his legs. There was blood all over the flat.

"Billy tried to stop the bleeding with a towel. He didn't know what to do so he called his wee brother Darren.

"When he arrived and saw what had happened he called the police and ambulance straight away."

Last night Helen - who was released without charge - denied she was to blame for the horror injury.

Helen - who has a three-year-old son with Billy - said: "He'd accused me of doing stuff before to him but has never been able to prove it. He probably did it to himself or the woman he's been with has.

"I'll admit there was some pushing and shoving going on but I didn't touch his testicles.

"I've forgotten what his b***s even look like. He's not been near me for months."

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Surgeons managed to save both of his testicles during the operation at Ninewells Hospital, Dundee, on Monday.

Billy - who has been in a relationship with Helen for seven years - was allowed home yesterday lunchtime.

The source added: "Billy is really embarrassed about the whole thing and wants to try to forget about it. He's now telling the police he can't remember what happened as he doesn't want Helen charged for the sake of her wee boy."

Last night Tayside cops confirmed they were aware of the alleged incident and Helen had been questioned.

A spokesman said: "Investigations are ongoing."

A police source said: "The officers who dealt with it have never seen anything like it. A few of the guys were crossing their legs when word spread."

Last night Billy refused to comment.

[Arnox]

Poor guy.

[Spunky]

She devils every one of them

[brassmonkey]

she was released wtf

[Dirty Lord]

weird pics

[joshll]

seriously man im not letting a girl touch my balls again.

[The Duck]

Yikes, sounds painful.