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Old 12-01-2009, 08:50 AM   #1
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Using Laptop can lower sperm count
Apparently using a laptop on your lap for long periods of time can cause a man to have a low sperm count..

I heard it on the DR. Oz show last night. Googled it today and seems to be well documented

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/l...ertility/1141/
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:00 AM   #2
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:16 AM   #3
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That's why most companies are referring to them as notebooks.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:21 AM   #4
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who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:36 AM   #5
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who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?
I do while I'm laying in bed.

I'll play poker, watch a movie or do some work with my 'notebook' in bed.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:43 AM   #6
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How many actually use while having it on their lap with nothing in between? Not many I know.
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:44 AM   #7
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Fucker beat me to it!
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Humm..... what does it do to women?
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Old 12-01-2009, 09:55 AM   #9
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Humm..... what does it do to women?
It makes you want to fuck me...
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Sitting on a M1A2 Tank for 8 years supposedly does the same... All the Depleted Uranium its made from so I guess this laptop will do me no harm!
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Old 12-01-2009, 10:10 AM   #11
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I just bought a laptop, and found it ironic that there warnings in the manual against using the laptop on your lap.
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Old 12-01-2009, 10:12 AM   #12
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I am done at 2 kids.

Using a laptop sounds preferable to the snip. Can Dell offer any guarantees! Maybe using my mac is better as its aluminum, transfers the heat straight to the nuts.
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good news, thanks for info
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:40 AM   #15
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Hmm... guess I need to start using my laptop more often ;)
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I use my MacBook on my lap when doing work in bed at the weekends... Does not seem to get that hot though.
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Old 12-01-2009, 12:19 PM   #18
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Apparently using a laptop on your lap for long periods of time can cause a man to have a low sperm count..

I heard it on the DR. Oz show last night. Googled it today and seems to be well documented

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/l...ertility/1141/
Its probably the heat? Maybe if a woman goes down on you too much, this also lowers the sperm count

This can only make it better for guys in the business. No worries of extra children, just a damn good cum shot!
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Old 12-01-2009, 12:22 PM   #19
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I wonder how many lab rats they tested this theory on before concluding

It's the price of doing business I suppose
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electromagnetic waves generated by the wifi internet connection. Also having your Linksys on your side is dangerous. Talking all day with your mobile phone too...

But we're talking about multi-trillion businesses here... so the lack of info is huge.
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:11 PM   #21
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who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?
I use nothing but a laptop and a netbook to work on (approx 10-13hrs a day) and don't own a desk top so I guess I fall under your category of one of the many people who uses a computer in their lap. Now if only there were evidence that it was making me infertile I would increase my usage. LOL
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It works like a washing machines heat, it heats up your nuts, shrivels them..so your sperm cant fit in them anymore..so it migrates north and when you pop a zit, it all fires out.

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Hmmm slowly shrinking balls or instant burnt penis... these things are dan-ger-ous! :D
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