Crazy Terrorist Replaces Left Kidney With An Explosive! - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 12-30-2009, 07:54 PM

Not true yet, but what will security be like after that attack?

No one allowed on a plane if sensors indicate you have all of your internal organs?

IllTestYourGirls · 12-30-2009, 08:03 PM

They will first start by placing it up their ass. After that my guess is they will only search hot white women for anal bombs.

BFT3K · 12-30-2009, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

They will first start by placing it up their ass. After that my guess is they will only search hot white women for anal bombs.

Speaking of anal bombs.... I had some questionable sushi last night and... KABOOM!

bronco67 · 12-30-2009, 08:57 PM

I can't wait for the NY Post to make up a pun for this one.

They called the other guy the crotch bomber with his frighty whities.

Jakez · 12-30-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

They will first start by placing it up their ass. After that my guess is they will only search hot white women for anal bombs.

Hot blonde chicks love anal! Why wtf?

CPimp · 12-31-2009, 12:05 AM

I don't know why them lazy fuckers just dont build missiles and shit if they're trying to blow up planes. Life must suck, or else they wouldn't be so eager to kill themselves.

KILL_FRENZY · 12-31-2009, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tube2k

I don't know why them lazy fuckers just dont build missiles and shit if they're trying to blow up planes. Life must suck, or else they wouldn't be so eager to kill themselves.

They're promised 72 virgins when they die

Just Mike · 12-31-2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

They're promised 72 virgins when they die

What the fail to tell these guys is that they wont be able to get it up for those 72 Virgins. So...guess they will be in Hell!

LOL

Raf1 · 12-31-2009, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

They're promised 72 virgins when they die

yeah, they really do have a thing for virgins over there, lol

kmanrox · 12-31-2009, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

They're promised 72 virgins when they die

i've gotten free and bought over 50 virgins... why cant these losers put a little more effort into it and then they dont have to blow themselves up... they ig'nant!

seeandsee · 12-31-2009, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

Not true yet, but what will security be like after that attack?

No one allowed on a plane if sensors indicate you have all of your internal organs?

v4 media · 12-31-2009, 05:44 AM

then it will be a slow release toxin, anthrax spores, ricin. packed into a pace maker that is rigged to explode at a certain time.

BFT3K · 12-31-2009, 09:08 AM

A replacement hip bone filled with explosives - explosive dentures - toxic clothing that can self ignite and poison the plane's air system, etc.....

If you are insane, the sky's the limit!

LeRoy · 12-31-2009, 09:21 AM

Fuck it.. He's not gonna need it anyway

brassmonkey · 12-31-2009, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY

They're promised 72 virgins when they die

they like tight pussy

12-30-2009, 07:54 PM	#1
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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	A replacement hip bone filled with explosives - explosive dentures - toxic clothing that can self ignite and poison the plane's air system, etc..... If you are insane, the sky's the limit!