Best man rigs newly wed's bed to Tweet everytime they fuck - GoFuckYourself.com

D Ghost · 12-14-2009, 02:15 AM

This is brilliant...

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When a man in the UK was asked to be the best man at his friend’s wedding, he was touched. So touched, that he promised not to pull any pranks before or during the wedding. After the wedding though, that’s another story.

This man, who is choosing to stay anonymous, has set up this Twitter account for the sole purpose of automatically tweeting when the newlyweds are having sex. I’m not kidding. Read the entire tweet stream from the bottom up if you want the full story. But basically, this guy was watching his friend’s house while they went on their honeymoon and he placed a device under their mattress. This device, which is similar to the one found here, is a pressure-sensitive pad that tweets out when sexual activity starts, when it ends, the force of the “action,” and a “frenzy” rating. Full Article

Here's the Twitter account that receives the tweets: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

12-14-2009, 02:21 AM

hahhaa pretty unique and comical!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-14-2009, 02:37 AM

thats pretty good stuff, lol.

$5 submissions · 12-14-2009, 03:03 AM

Ahahahahahahha

Zyzz · 12-14-2009, 03:13 AM

Phoenix · 12-14-2009, 05:02 AM

thats actually funny as hell if it works

tranza · 12-14-2009, 05:48 AM

Hahaha...this is so absurd!

Psylocybe · 12-14-2009, 06:39 AM

brilliant, ive just asked to be best man, its tempting.. lol

Iron Fist · 12-14-2009, 06:49 AM

Looks like married life is already working it's magic.... they gained 1 KG in a day already

Lace · 12-14-2009, 07:20 AM

That is fucking awesome!

That poor guy - wonder if he even knows

Helen · 12-14-2009, 08:20 AM

Omg that's so funny

LiveDose · 12-14-2009, 08:23 AM

The tweets will be down to once a week in about 6 months and then once every two weeks after a year...

alias · 12-14-2009, 08:24 AM

Finally a use for twitter.

Paul Markham · 12-14-2009, 08:29 AM

Not the type of best man I would go for.

D Ghost · 12-14-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Psylocybe

brilliant, ive just asked to be best man, its tempting.. lol

Do it do it!

JFK · 12-14-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

Finally a use for twitter.

Nicky · 12-14-2009, 02:19 PM

sicone · 12-14-2009, 02:35 PM

Tom_PM · 12-14-2009, 02:38 PM

Never invite friends to a wedding! lmao

D Ghost · 12-15-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Never invite friends to a wedding! lmao

Nope

slapass · 12-15-2009, 03:30 PM

but it will miss all the action on the couch etc so the count will be low. Otherwise pretty fun.

Jarmusch · 12-15-2009, 03:38 PM

I don't know, that toilet that tweeted everytime it was flushed is pretty hard to beat

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12-14-2009, 06:39 AM	#8
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12-14-2009, 02:21 AM	#2
Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	hahhaa pretty unique and comical!

12-14-2009, 02:37 AM	#3
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12-14-2009, 08:20 AM	#11
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12-14-2009, 08:23 AM	#12
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12-15-2009, 03:30 PM	#21
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,622	but it will miss all the action on the couch etc so the count will be low. Otherwise pretty fun.

12-15-2009, 03:38 PM	#22
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	I don't know, that toilet that tweeted everytime it was flushed is pretty hard to beat