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1969 vs 2009
Came across this is and found it funny but sadly true as well. We have become way too politically correct and ignorant.
Scenario 1: Steve gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1969- Steve shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock. 2009- Police are called. Steve is expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 2: Billy breaks a window in his heighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with a belt. 1969- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful business man. 2009- Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist. Scenario 3: Johnny and Steve get into a fistfight after school. 1969- Crowd gathers, Steve wins. Johnny and Steve shake hands and end up best friends. 2009- Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Steve are arrested and charged with assult. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 4: Pedro fails high school English. 1969- Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. 2009- Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newpaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is raciest. ACLU files class-action lawsuit against school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for living becauses he cannot speak English. * The last one must have come from Miami ![]()
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Sounds about right Dog.
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