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JFK · 12-28-2009, 06:34 AM

Fitty ridiculous rules

Fletch XXX · 12-28-2009, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

http://gizmodo.com/5434592/no-electr...=Google+Reader

if that becomes true i am simply not flying anymore

no electronics
no getting up on the last hour of the flight
no blankets
no access to your carry-on luggage

as if any of that would prevent anything. sorry peeps, but your "TSA" is nuts

i have zero plans for flying for last couple of years and the future.

airplane industry is destroying this world, they want cars to "go green" meanwhile planes pollute the air more than cars LOL

boycott the entire thing, I drive where I want to go even if across country, and I have no desire to see Egypt LOL

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i have zero plans for flying for last couple of years and the future.

airplane industry is destroying this world, they want cars to "go green" meanwhile planes pollute the air more than cars LOL

boycott the entire thing, I drive where I want to go even if across country, and I have no desire to see Egypt LOL

i wish it was so easy but i also have no desire to get for 10 days on a ship to go to the US for example. and 10 days on my way back.

what is seriously wrong is that tickets became so fucking cheap - and that kerosine for example over here is not taxed as opposed to electricity for trains. it cannot be that i can fly from one end of germany to the other and back for 100 bucks while a train ticket costs me 300.

Varius · 12-28-2009, 10:45 AM

Those are not rumors, I just went through them yesterday and today.

Yesterday, I flew AA from Montreal to New York. After getting through Canadian Security and US Customs, everyone had to go through the body searches done in the corridor of what would normally be the gates and shops/restaurants. Then, on the plane, since it's only 1hr20mins to New York, they informed us we could not use the bathroom all flight, not get up, not access carry on luggage at all due to the failed terrorist attack (the pilot actually announced and talked about it over the PA).

This morning, flew LACSA from New York to Costa Rica and it was the same thing, while no body search as we were already in the US I guess, once on the plane they announced that during the final hour of the flight, no one could get up or access their bags or use the bathrooms anymore.

Nothing mentioned about electronics any different than usual though.

HighSociety · 12-28-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

The restrictions are pretty much useless. Restrictions didn't stop this Nigerian guy, passengers did. Restrictions didn't stop the shoe bomber, passengers did.

You may not have noticed it, but terrorists just come up with new tactics every time some new policy is implemented. Even if everyone is forced to travel naked, terrorists will just have bombs implanted subcutaneously. If everyone is forced to get a 24 hour medical exam before using a plane, terrorists will just go after bombs or trains.

Giving your 90 year old grandmother an anal probe every time she wants to board a plane does absolutely nothing to prevent terrorism. Its only use is to give the government and airlines the chance to say "we did everything we could" when shit does go wrong.

Two things that do help is getting good intel on radicals and having passengers be on the lookout. After 9/11, the latter isn't a problem, but the former... well, the Nigerian guy's own parents already warned the US embassy about him.

But by all means, keep supporting asinine measures that have no effect whatsoever other than to send out the message that "something is being done".

96ukssob · 12-28-2009, 11:21 AM

the problem is not more rules, its the time it takes to get through security to your plane. its OUR fault when this shit happens. technology is there to scan people and look for bombs, but the problem is it takes time.

I remember they used to have this device in LAX that you would have to step through and it would blow air around, then let you out. it would look for trace elements of materials used to make bombs. problem is everyone bitched about the time it would take to go through security.

No one wants to wait 2 or 3+ hours to go through security for a 4 hour flight, just not going to happen. Our world is about getting things done quickly and until technology can catch up, we will have the same problems.

Same goes with background checks that the gov't was trying to imply into flying. everyone would be "pre-screened" to check for previous or any shady history. problem is, a lot of the people who are doing this are not arrested drug dealers or people with a DUI

fuzebox · 12-28-2009, 11:23 AM

The TSA only comes up with new restrictions to create fear to justify their own existance.

I'm hoping after a couple of weeks they lighten up a bit, just like they did after the liquid fiasco. It'll be great when babies start shitting themselves and the parents won't be able to change them, or someone piss or shits in their seat because they aren't allowed to get up...

Les Grossman · 12-28-2009, 11:38 AM

fucking muslims.

nothing good comes from that area of the world.

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Varius

Those are not rumors, I just went through them yesterday and today.

Yesterday, I flew AA from Montreal to New York. After getting through Canadian Security and US Customs, everyone had to go through the body searches done in the corridor of what would normally be the gates and shops/restaurants. Then, on the plane, since it's only 1hr20mins to New York, they informed us we could not use the bathroom all flight, not get up, not access carry on luggage at all due to the failed terrorist attack (the pilot actually announced and talked about it over the PA).

This morning, flew LACSA from New York to Costa Rica and it was the same thing, while no body search as we were already in the US I guess, once on the plane they announced that during the final hour of the flight, no one could get up or access their bags or use the bathrooms anymore.

Nothing mentioned about electronics any different than usual though.

i'll be waiting for the first case of someone getting arrested cause he took a dump in front of the cockpit door

pussyluver · 12-28-2009, 12:01 PM

Kinda looks like the terrorists are winning. And they're doing it on the cheap compared to what we're spending on defense.

pussyluver · 12-28-2009, 12:03 PM

Oh, may I suggest wearing depends when you fly. Look at it as practice for old age and the nursing home.

Bryan G · 12-28-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'll be waiting for the first case of someone getting arrested cause he took a dump in front of the cockpit door

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

http://gizmodo.com/5434592/no-electr...=Google+Reader

if that becomes true i am simply not flying anymore

no electronics
no getting up on the last hour of the flight
no blankets
no access to your carry-on luggage

as if any of that would prevent anything. sorry peeps, but your "TSA" is nuts

well, that's pretty fucked up. I will go by the sea next time.

american pervert · 12-28-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

Kinda looks like the terrorists are winning. And they're doing it on the cheap compared to what we're spending on defense.

they have won. they have changed our way of life.

since they all want to be martyrs i say we help them.

pussyluver · 12-28-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

they have won. they have changed our way of life.

since they all want to be martyrs i say we help them.

The track we're on, that just might come to pass. At some point our government may snap and get hard ass and really go for the racial profiling big time. That or just give up?

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

if that becomes true i am simply not flying anymore

well well Ma Dolt, maybe you can start travelling in your own private jet then

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GregE

In the past, every time I had to take my shoes off at an airport I liked to think that the "shoe bomber" was, at that very moment, being dragged out of his cell for another beat down.

If the TSA implements this crap, the Nigerian piece of shit who precipitated it needs to have his ass kicked each and every fucking day until they plant his useless carcass six feet under.

do u look suspicious? I never did that shoe thing, tho i saw chinese and indian looking peeps doing that as 1-2-3.

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

well well Ma Dolt, maybe you can start travelling in your own private jet then

good idea. Marina, we will team up with Stephan and others to buy a mozafucking jet for all EU webmasters.

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

good idea. Marina, we will team up with Stephan and others to buy a mozafucking jet for all EU webmasters.

no thanks, just stay there

SleazyDream · 12-28-2009, 12:43 PM

I'm honestly left thinking the people who make these policies are insane......

i have to be at the airport 3 hours before my flight to vegas now. a few years ago it was 30 mins, then an hour - now 3 hours....

soon it's going to be faster walking

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

well well Ma Dolt, maybe you can start travelling in your own private jet then

maybe i can find rich russian bride from catalogue that has one

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

maybe i can find rich russian bride from catalogue that has one

They only have enough for hairspray, all other expenses husband must pay for including flight

Penthouse Tony · 12-28-2009, 01:01 PM

The terrorists need to plant poison that is absorbed through skin on the floor of the security line. Then we'll be required to keep our shoes on.

AaliyahLove · 12-28-2009, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by amacontent

Ive never wore one of those.. can we fuck next week.

well my requirements for fucking you are way longer than "not wearing a neck pillow" BUT not wearing a neck pillow makes you ELIGIBLE for that list

So sorry we couldn't work out a shoot b4 Thanksgiving Joe! Hopefully sometime in the future

glp · 12-28-2009, 01:46 PM

I heard that because of all the security stuff, the lines BEFORE the checkpoints get so huge, that this line itself would become an interesting target! How crazy is that?!?!

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by glp

I heard that because of all the security stuff, the lines BEFORE the checkpoints get so huge, that this line itself would become an interesting target! How crazy is that?!?!

yeah, why even bother till you take off. next thing will be that the security check will be already outside the airport - they stop all cabs, cars and busses and check people right there.

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

no thanks, just stay there

you dont know what you just missed.

HorseShit · 12-28-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i'll be waiting for the first case of someone getting arrested cause he took a dump in front of the cockpit door

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I'm honestly left thinking the people who make these policies are insane......

i have to be at the airport 3 hours before my flight to vegas now. a few years ago it was 30 mins, then an hour - now 3 hours....

soon it's going to be faster walking

welcome to reality. thats HOW people in the 3rd world live. I hope you got rid of your 6L benz and got you a 1,3L civic.

onwebcam · 12-28-2009, 02:49 PM

They hate us because of our freedoms.

Those damn terrorists are taking away all of our freedoms..
I guess it's a good thing government is there to handle it for us. Send them some more money. They need all they can get to fight this evil ghost.

Sid70 · 12-28-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

They hate us because of our freedoms.

Those damn terrorists are taking away all of our freedoms..
I guess it's a good thing government is there to handle it for us. Send them some more money. They need all they can get to fight this evil ghost.

in general you are right i think. but they dont need your freedom they jsut want your losing it.

onwebcam · 12-28-2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultmix

in general you are right i think. but they dont need your freedom they jsut want your losing it.

"they" sure do.

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, why even bother till you take off. next thing will be that the security check will be already outside the airport - they stop all cabs, cars and busses and check people right there.

Holy Shit
no carry on luggage at ALL right now, Pearson Airport flights into the US
WTF ?! and over 200 cancelled flights in Toronto

notime · 12-28-2009, 05:30 PM

http://translate.google.com/translat...,1&sl=nl&tl=en

Now they come up with existing security technology that "could have prevented it" but was not approved yet by the government because of privacy invasion reasons.
Makes you wonder....doesn't it?
Seen that before.

The Duck · 12-28-2009, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

how about this: before the start you get an injection that knocks you out and they wake you up again once you are back on the ground

Sounds like a plan.

MaDalton · 12-28-2009, 05:36 PM

http://www.tsa.gov/press/happenings/dec25_guidance.shtm

Oh Baddog, where art thou?

Socks · 12-29-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

the crying babies
the yipping dogs
the fat people that spill into your seat,
people who try to talk to you even though it's quite obvious you have no interest in making small talk with them
including creepy guys that hit on you the entire flight and you're stuck next to them,
the assholes that insist on riding those carts with the people who are screaming at me "get outta of the way!" who the fuck are these people and why don't they walk like the rest of us?!
germs..people sneezing and coughing while we are stuck in a sealed vessel with them
rude ass flight attendants
no more free food..not even a small bag of peanuts? I have to PAY for junk food now and almost none of it is vegetarian..
being so tired you have to use one of those gross ass on flight pillows even though the person that used it before you prob drooled all over it ewwwww
I can barely cram myself into those little ass seats and I'm 5'2 I have no idea how a tall person can fit!
seeing your brand new luggage come out of it's first flight with a broken handle and stains all over it
complaining to the airlines about what a horrible time you had and having them basically say "well I don't give a fuck"
having no healthy food to eat..do I eat McDonalds, Wendys or nasty prepackaged salads that aren't that healthy

and my #1 pet peeve about airports/flying: people who walk around the airport with those stupid neck pillows around their necks. you look like an idiot/asshole. I would never ever fuck a guy that wore one of those things when he was not in flight/sleeping! these people make me so angry I don't know why

nothing makes me more salty than flying, and I do it all of the time! I just cant help it..thanx for letting me vent!

Yeah okay princess.

CarlosTheGaucho · 12-29-2009, 03:17 PM

I've been searched and extra checked already while boarding NYC in Milan last year, being the only person to go through this and it delayed the whole flight for about 45 minutes.

I guess I was so pale, so tired and so caucasian they had to think it's just a perfect cover for an ultra orthodox überradical muslim terrorist.

Can't imagine how do they intend to keep the flights working with the current schedule, actually I'd seriously think this will kill a major percentage of the weekend / last minute / tourist flights.

Penthouse Tony · 12-29-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

http://www.tsa.gov/press/happenings/dec25_guidance.shtm

Oh Baddog, where art thou?

This is a bunch of bullshit. This guy's father told the authorities that he was getting radical. Other western governments had him on no fly lists and yet our state department gave him a visa. Why the fuck is the TSA tightening the screws on us when they should tighten the screws on the state department?

The Sultan Of Smut · 12-29-2009, 03:31 PM

Arrive 3 hours before a flight?!? Ya right this sinks it if I'm flying into the US I'll just drive an hour to Bellingham and take a US domestic flight.

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