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DBS.US · 01-02-2010, 12:22 AM

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, ?Hey, Dave! How ya doin???

His wife is puzzled and asks if he?s been to this club before.

?Oh, no,? says Dave. ?He?s on my bowling team.?

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he?d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ?How did she know that you drink Budweiser??

?She?s in the Ladies? Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.?

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says ?Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy??

Dave?s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, ?Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.?

Iron Fist · 01-02-2010, 12:29 AM

ROFL..... awesome.

Barefootsies · 01-02-2010, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

ROFL..... awesome.

Spunky · 01-02-2010, 12:38 AM

Damn she devils every one of them

dav3 · 01-02-2010, 12:42 AM

lol good one

pamon · 01-02-2010, 12:43 AM

awesome. lol

Chosen · 01-02-2010, 12:43 AM

Deej · 01-02-2010, 01:28 AM

She Devils!!!!!

seeandsee · 01-02-2010, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, ?Hey, Dave! How ya doin???

His wife is puzzled and asks if he?s been to this club before.

?Oh, no,? says Dave. ?He?s on my bowling team.?

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he?d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ?How did she know that you drink Budweiser??

?She?s in the Ladies? Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.?

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says ?Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy??

Dave?s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, ?Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.?

wow nice one!!!!!!!!!!

JFK · 01-02-2010, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pamon

awesome. lol

degban · 01-02-2010, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, ?Hey, Dave! How ya doin???

His wife is puzzled and asks if he?s been to this club before.

?Oh, no,? says Dave. ?He?s on my bowling team.?

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he?d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, ?How did she know that you drink Budweiser??

?She?s in the Ladies? Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.?

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says ?Hi Davey. Want your usual lap dance, big boy??

Dave?s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, ?Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.?

Priceless mate made my day!

kmanrox · 01-02-2010, 10:02 AM

hahahaaaa

MetaMan · 01-02-2010, 10:28 AM

LOLZ actually made me laugh my ass off and i am not easily amused.

ArsewithClass · 01-02-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by degban

Priceless mate made my day!

I bet he paid with a barclaycard! Priceless!

That was a good read DBS.US

A-n-D-r-E-S · 01-02-2010, 11:04 AM

Hahahaha that's a very funny joke, thanks for sharing!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-02-2010, 11:26 AM

dave ftw!

Joanna | JOKEREMPIRE Inc. · 01-02-2010, 11:40 AM

nice one

John-ACWM · 01-02-2010, 11:47 AM

Thanks for the laughs,really good one

Adam X · 01-02-2010, 12:37 PM

lol!!!

I've actually had nights like that.. ;))))

woj · 01-02-2010, 12:49 PM

EscortBiz · 01-02-2010, 12:51 PM

y funny, the dave i know wouldnt do this

Juicy D. Links · 01-02-2010, 12:53 PM

lololololol

L-Pink · 01-02-2010, 01:24 PM

Very good ...... lol

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fatfoo · 01-02-2010, 02:03 PM

Ha ha.

His wife allows him to get lap dances from strippers with her permission, but she gets furious when he does it without her knowing. Hilarious.

KILL_FRENZY · 01-02-2010, 02:22 PM

Well that's what she deserves for trying to be inventive. Shoul'a just bought him a shit-load of beer and new underwear.

JD · 01-02-2010, 02:26 PM

haha that's awesome

Lace · 01-02-2010, 02:38 PM

hahahaha! that guy had it coming the minute he agreed to go to the strip club with his wife ;)

halfpint · 01-02-2010, 02:41 PM

lol.. nice thanks

Klen · 01-02-2010, 02:45 PM

Already heard,but still good.

Paul&John · 01-02-2010, 03:29 PM

fucking awesome

HomerSimpson · 01-02-2010, 05:18 PM

good one!

BigRod · 01-02-2010, 05:20 PM

Hilarious

CaptainHowdy · 01-02-2010, 05:28 PM

Was it TurboAngel?

u-Bob · 01-02-2010, 05:30 PM

hehe

MrCain · 01-02-2010, 05:40 PM

LexiLexxx · 01-02-2010, 06:56 PM

LMAO, that was great!!!

Bad boy Dave, got BUSTED!

ShellyCrash · 01-02-2010, 07:03 PM

That's awesome. Totally laughed my ass off.

Phoenix · 01-02-2010, 08:45 PM

lol nice..i likeee

JarvisEncoding · 01-02-2010, 09:08 PM

LOL
Awesome!

themadwriter · 01-03-2010, 03:59 AM

fucking hilarious!!!

ToBad · 01-03-2010, 06:06 AM

Now the real version...

Elin decides to take her husband Tiger to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Tiger! How ya doin’?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh, no,” says Tiger. “He’s on my bowling team.”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Tiger if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Tiger, and says “Hi Tigery. Want your usual lap dance, big boy?”

Tiger’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Tiger follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Tiger.”

dalila · 01-03-2010, 06:34 AM

LOL never heard this one before

LoveSandra · 01-03-2010, 07:18 AM

funny shit

bloggerz · 01-03-2010, 07:19 AM

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