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Old 01-07-2010, 11:05 PM   #1
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Some guy at Mcdonalds tried to jack me a Mcnugget:

So do you know what i did?

i jumped the friggin counter and shoved a burger right in his face.

my buddy gave me high 5 and we walked out of the place without paying.

you should of seen the look on this kids face!

PWNED!
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:12 PM   #2
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You have a good imagination.... move along now.
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:21 PM   #3
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You have a good imagination.... move along now.
the cold winter Calgary air must be getting the people a little on edge lately, not like they have a long summer to look forward to after
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:21 PM   #4
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I would have loaded up on some of those fillet o fish before jumping the counter
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:21 AM   #5
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:05 AM   #6
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M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace

So I grabbed the Piano guy and I punched him in the face!
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:13 AM   #7
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:18 AM   #8
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Anyone else have have a woody over this story?
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:59 AM   #9
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hmmm... really?
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Old 01-08-2010, 03:01 AM   #10
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slightly more amusing than the "selling my porn sites for GF" but still lacking...

bring back the big dick swangin hip cat... leave the unthoguhtful unwitty square at the door...


Just sayin...

Now tell me how i suck at design....
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:12 AM   #11
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:32 AM   #12
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I was just thinking about a McDonald 'treat' but I'm afraid I have to pay ...
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Old 01-08-2010, 04:43 AM   #13
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Hey Meta, show us some more of your great designs instead of talking about nuggets.
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:09 AM   #14
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That Mcnugget
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:53 AM   #15
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Old 01-08-2010, 06:06 AM   #16
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I would have loaded up on some of those fillet o fish before jumping the counter
damn you know how they work in those McDonalds branches.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:23 AM   #17
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I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.

see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:34 AM   #18
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That's weak sauce you Canadian cooter, this was me yesterday.



YALL MOTHER FUCKERS BEST BE GIVING ME MAH MOTHER FUCKING FOOD, AND YALL BETTA NOT FUCK IT UP
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:36 AM   #19
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:41 AM   #20
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YALL MOTHER FUCKERS BEST BE GIVING ME MAH MOTHER FUCKING FOOD, AND YALL BETTA NOT FUCK IT UP
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:50 AM   #21
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I woke up to the fucking cops at my door. turns out they got my license plate. this kid is charging me for assault? im gonna go kick his fucking ass today and we will see about that.

see you fags when people fuck with me i go handle it, you fags post on GFY and wonder why your girl is over getting her pussy pounded. then when she comes home your all like "Meta why is my girlfriends pussy loose?" why? because she got hit by a real fucking man.
Hey, look at the positive side...

You don't get laid now, but at least you will in prison!

We will no longer be subjected to your "I can't get laid because [insert MetaMan's 4,000 reasons here]" threads.

If this retarded, not-funny story is really true then you are 10x a bigger dumb ass than I ever had you pegged for. Only you would be dumb enough to go up against a minimum wage slacker who didn't even fuck up your order -- the guy in the kitchen did.
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:06 PM   #22
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If you jumped the counter, what side where you on the begin with... Even if you work at Mcdonalds, it doesn't make you the owner of every mc nugget in the joint ;-)
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:12 PM   #23
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If you jumped the counter, what side where you on the begin with... Even if you work at Mcdonalds, it doesn't make you the owner of every mc nugget in the joint ;-)
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