Porno Dan Punched at X-Biz Awards

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

What is it with pro fighters that want to cross-over into porn, but then getting into street brawls at industry events?

First we had War Machine go ape shit at a birthday party awhile back (assaulting several people in the process), and now we have another trained fighter decking Porno Dan with a punch to the jaw, as Dan (according to a witness) was just standing there with a beer in his hand...

From ********:

The Grand Vizier writes me: Remember War Machine and that psychotic outburst heard all over the Internet? We had another one this week, and I hope, as a result, porn company owners and producers do the right thing and kick a dimwitted tool named Domenic Kane, who masquerades as a porn performer, to the curb and out of the adult movie business for ever.

Apparently Kane a pro fighter was mad because his non working cock has been getting him black balled from movie sets because the guy can?t keep wood. So he?s taking out his frustrations on peoples heads with his fists.

Wednesday at the Xbiz Awards Kane confronted Porno Dan with a terrifying aggressive stance and verbal assault that resulted in him throwing a haymaker punch which caught Dan square on the jaw knocking him to the ground in the Avalon lobby.

Witnesses told police that Kane was the sole aggressor and threw the only punch before he cowardly was rushed out of the building by his 6?5? tatted accomplice.

Police caught up with Kane a couple blocks away after he ran threw a parking lot and hopped a fence hoping to elude justice. The LAPD brought him back to the Avalon where many witnesses gave statements to the police.

Don?t we have enough of these douchebags and former fighters trying to do porn scenes? First we get War Machine now we get this steroid monster Kane who some think is possibly gay fucking up the porn industry.

It's already fucked up enough so throw this jackass behind bars where he belongs before he kills somebody. One girl said that he's beaten up girls and numerous guys in the past year in the business. Kane also left a major company set recently where he couldn?t get wood and started beating up the walls and cursing the name of the company so people thought it was the company rather than his limp dick that ended the scene.

If anybody hires either of these dickheads they are just insane but Kane is not only lame he is limp.

Kane:



Porno Dan:



I don't see Porno Dan hiring Kane anytime soon for Fuck-A-Fan. Perhaps this could be the beginning of a new video line - Fuck-Up-A-Fan, where Roid Rage Rumblers punch out fans who scoff at them for not keeping wood...

I just don't understand the logic in doing something that will get you arrested (and possible jail time), and also get you blacklisted by the industry. I mean, once you wash out of both fighting and porn, what kind of job do you do next?

ADG

[yutenjiboy]

Kane's Steroid-Viagra-Xanax cocktail ration must have been out of whack that day.

[Fletch XXX]

wait, all year long on gfy people talk about fighting at the next con, now when someone gets punched its horrible trajedy?

LOL

[yutenjiboy]

'er ratio even.

[dyna mo]

understandable.

[L-Pink]

Is this the same limp dick this thread is about?

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/953683-wanna-male-porn-star.html

video: http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...r-Failure.html

.

[Iron Fist]

Well now there's someone who isn't JUST a keyboard warrior...

[CamTraffic]

Limp Dick! ahahah
Porno Dan is Good people actually

[mikeyddddd]

'y i oughta

lemme at 'em

[beerptrol]

He probably likes the cock and feels the need to over compensate by beating people up to show that he's a macho man and is not gay. Get him into a gay shoot and schwing...hard wood.

[DamianJ]

Police caught up with Kane a couple blocks away after he ran, threw a parking lot and hopped a fence hoping to elude justice.

--

Wow. That's impressive, Parking Lots are like, totally heavy and shit.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Is this the same limp dick this thread is about?

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/953683-wanna-male-porn-star.html

video: http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...r-Failure.html

.

Looks like it.

[billywatson]

I heard Porno Dan turned him down as a Stunt Cock for his production company...but that's what I *heard*.

We all know the difference between what you hear and what really happened.

[Robocrop]

Yea well its funny...just look at Sleazy and his opponent trying to settle a score and speak about booking plane tickets...when it all comes down to it...it seems like 99% of the webmasters are scared loners just glad there are lots of people at the events so they dont get beaten up for acting cool behind their monitor.

( This aint pointed to Dan in any way )

[will76]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I mean, once you wash out of both fighting and porn, what kind of job do you do next?

ADG

[JFK]

Too bad I didnt catch that

[sicone]

Trained fighter? I didn't know training consisted of throwing a sucker punch and then running away.

[alan-l]

pretty sad to hear, this is why these events should be only for business men and women, not talent unless specifically hired for promotion or such

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by alan-l

pretty sad to hear, this is why these events should be only for business men and women, not talent unless specifically hired for promotion or such

you must be joking! good 1

[Gerco]

Been a few years, but last I saw Dan he's was in pretty good shape, and worked out quite regular. I know I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a punch from him. Shocking the amount of stupidity people show at some of the shows.

[Les Grossman]

Good for him. It's a shame the rest of you hide behind your keyboards and don't knock someone's block off when needed.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Domenic Kane responds (sort of) on LIB:

I first want to thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak.However I thought about it and came to the conclusion that I don?t have to explain myself to anyone.Anyone who believes those articles is an idiot.They were written by someone who is trying to damage me anyway he can. .Anybody who knows me knows I am a honorable person and ask to get back the respect i give.

I am not a Pro fighter as was written,have never done steroids in my life & have never caused any trouble on a set and respect the environment and what goes on there.I have no regrets about what happened,it was a blessing in disguise.It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade and only when you break those shackles of oppression can you concentrate fully on your potential as an artist and perform.

I live by my own code and any male talent who believes they can be "cast out" or "fucked in this industry" by a general consensus is a slave to those politics and rules and was too feeble minded and timid to be in this industry to begin with. People are becoming too concerned with wasting their time on networking,gossiping,running around trying to get shoots and believing everything they hear when they should be focusing their energy on making good work for this industry as what we have been GIVING (literally) to the people has become monotonous.

It?s like when you drive down the street in this country and see the same Starbucks,Jamba Juices,Rite Aids, etc..it?s all the same everywhere you look and it?s demoralizing.Half the people and "witnesses" who were at XBiz were there to meet people and a lot weren?t even in the industry,I was there because I got nominated for an award.

I am an Artist and a Visionary first and care more about taking my time to making great work than i do than running around kissing ass and trying to shoot for a bunch of different companies who film pretty much the exact same boring Vanilla scenes being watched all over the web for free.I have the name,the tools, the fan base who follow me closely and cowardly Dan trying to have me thrown in jail because his ego is hurt, would only be doing another thing that will benefit me as my fans would be anticipating my return and my sales would go up when I?m back.

Thank you again for your time you are the only person I have talked to about any of this nonsense and I wasn?t going to write to anyone about it but I told you I would when you asked and I am a man of my word so I wanted to give you something.

Have a great Day,
DK

Sort of side-stepped the whole issue of what the beef was about, and why he allegedly cold-cocked Porno Dan.

Kane seems like an artist alright, a bullshit artist, because I'm not sure what exactly is visionary about getting into a brawl (or in this case, supposedly assaulting someone) at an industry event.

I kind of doubt that the Judge is going to let you defend yourself by claiming that you were motivated by your desire to create un-vanilla porn - good luck with that.

ADG

[BlackCrayon]

an artist...thats hilarious...

[dyna mo]

is he from the future?

[EdgeXXX]

Definitely an Artist and a Visionary... Limp is the new black

[sinclair]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I mean, once you wash out of both fighting and porn, what kind of job do you do next?

uh...ce-WEB-rity.

[sortie]

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Definitely an Artist and a Visionary... Limp is the new black

Goddamn, If I had known you were this funny I would have never messed with you in
that other thread!

[dyna mo]

it looks like he plucks his eyebrows, gotta be tough to do that

[Supz]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

is he from the future?

just his digital watch

[Deej]

now, first Id like to say that this guy is a douche bag completely. His answer that Adg posted is laughable and nothing but self ego stroking.

second... I have only been waiting to hear about someone punching Porno Dan. Dont get me wrong. Hes a cool dude. I just am not one bit surprised that hes is the one out of many in our industry to get punched at an event.

Take that as you will... I dont mean anything negative towards Dan... its just soemthing im not surprised about...

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by Deej

now, first Id like to say that this guy is a douche bag completely. His answer that Adg posted is laughable and nothing but self ego stroking.

second... I have only been waiting to hear about someone punching Porno Dan. Dont get me wrong. Hes a cool dude. I just am not one bit surprised that hes is the one out of many in our industry to get punched at an event.

Take that as you will... I dont mean anything negative towards Dan... its just soemthing im not surprised about...

You sound jelious, like you have penis envy or something...



ADG

[Porno Dan]

I will post my response to this story tomorrow

[dav3]

[MrKinkade]

unless your in a corner or in a situation where you HAVE to fight sucker punching or hell saying ok im going to puch you and do it is by no means and shall ever be tolerated.... have beef with someone be angry at co. Hitting someone in the jaw just makes you weak and gets you blackballed... he said|It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade " It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade " how is getting blackballed from every studio or set a positive and there is 12 grades in school then there is college unless im retarted and missing that point....


STOP GIVING MALE PERFORMERS LIKE ME A BLACK EYE BY YOUR WAYS OF ACTION

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I will post my response to this story tomorrow

Originally Posted by dav3

While Porno Dan can be over the top at times, he is also self-deprecating, which is appealing to many...

No one can deny that although he has a small penis, the man has big balls, and is constantly in a quest for the next big thing (or at least the next big spotlight).

Whatever you think of Porno Dan, no one should condone a person assaulting another person, especially if he is holding a beer and being non-combative (think of the poor innocent beer, if nothing else).



ADG

[Bman]

Originally Posted by will76

You beat me to it again, Will.

[PornMD]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

I will post my response to this story tomorrow

It's officially tomorrow - your response?

I first want to thank you for giving me this opportunity to speak.However I thought about it and came to the conclusion that I don’t have to explain myself to anyone.Anyone who believes those articles is an idiot.They were written by someone who is trying to damage me anyway he can. .Anybody who knows me knows I am a honorable person and ask to get back the respect i give.

I am not a Pro fighter as was written,have never done steroids in my life & have never caused any trouble on a set and respect the environment and what goes on there.I have no regrets about what happened,it was a blessing in disguise.It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade and only when you break those shackles of oppression can you concentrate fully on your potential as an artist and perform.

I live by my own code and any male talent who believes they can be "cast out" or "fucked in this industry" by a general consensus is a slave to those politics and rules and was too feeble minded and timid to be in this industry to begin with. People are becoming too concerned with wasting their time on networking,gossiping,running around trying to get shoots and believing everything they hear when they should be focusing their energy on making good work for this industry as what we have been GIVING (literally) to the people has become monotonous.

It’s like when you drive down the street in this country and see the same Starbucks,Jamba Juices,Rite Aids, etc..it’s all the same everywhere you look and it’s demoralizing.Half the people and "witnesses" who were at XBiz were there to meet people and a lot weren’t even in the industry,I was there because I got nominated for an award.

I am an Artist and a Visionary first and care more about taking my time to making great work than i do than running around kissing ass and trying to shoot for a bunch of different companies who film pretty much the exact same boring Vanilla scenes being watched all over the web for free.I have the name,the tools, the fan base who follow me closely and cowardly Dan trying to have me thrown in jail because his ego is hurt, would only be doing another thing that will benefit me as my fans would be anticipating my return and my sales would go up when I’m back.

Thank you again for your time you are the only person I have talked to about any of this nonsense and I wasn’t going to write to anyone about it but I told you I would when you asked and I am a man of my word so I wanted to give you something.

Have a great Day,
DK

Releasing this as a statement to defend sucker punching someone and running just completely reeks of mental stability! That's one sane person right thar!

[JustDaveXxx]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

While Porno Dan can be over the top at times, he is also self-deprecating, which is appealing to many...

No one can deny that although he has a small penis, the man has big balls, and is constantly in a quest for the next big thing (or at least the next big spotlight).

Whatever you think of Porno Dan, no one should condone a person assaulting another person, especially if he is holding a beer and being non-combative (think of the poor innocent beer, if nothing else).



ADG

Yup..that poor beer. lol


I love Dan. good person and a funny guy.

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

was that stupid cunt seriously ranbling on about being an artist and a visionary?


male talent really is dumb

[RevSand]

Originally Posted by Deej

now, first Id like to say that this guy is a douche bag completely. His answer that Adg posted is laughable and nothing but self ego stroking.

second... I have only been waiting to hear about someone punching Porno Dan. Dont get me wrong. Hes a cool dude. I just am not one bit surprised that hes is the one out of many in our industry to get punched at an event.

Take that as you will... I dont mean anything negative towards Dan... its just soemthing im not surprised about...

HAHAHA.. I work with Dan 7 days a week and KNOW exactly what you mean.. Hell.. Somedays I think I will be the next story of someone taking a swing at him! (I would let him finish the beer 1st, its a sin to waste the booze!)

[JFK]

[kane]

It wasn't me

[kmanrox]

i still remember my open invitations to people to come take a swing at me @ our nichebucks booth way back in what, 97 or 98.. only 1 person mentioned it.. then said he was just kidding he just wanted to meet me ;)

would have been nice to see ppl putting action to their threats back then

[Deej]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You sound jelious, like you have penis envy or something...



ADG

Originally Posted by RevSand

HAHAHA.. I work with Dan 7 days a week and KNOW exactly what you mean.. Hell.. Somedays I think I will be the next story of someone taking a swing at him! (I would let him finish the beer 1st, its a sin to waste the booze!)

HAHAHAHAAAA! See people that are there day in and day out know what I mean. See what that guy said in his response... about being a man of his own and shit like that... well see thats exactly what Dan IS!!! that guy dosnt even scatche what he tried to describe as being. Dan lives it...

OUt of the populous... it had to happen some time or another...

[Roald]

Better question would be, WHERE IS THE VIDEO?????

[RevSand]

Originally Posted by Deej

HAHAHAHAAAA! See people that are there day in and day out know what I mean. See what that guy said in his response... about being a man of his own and shit like that... well see thats exactly what Dan IS!!! that guy dosnt even scatche what he tried to describe as being. Dan lives it...

OUt of the populous... it had to happen some time or another...

Dominic is like so many in the biz in the valley and takes himself and the biz WAY too seriously.. Its something I just dont understand.. As you can see on any Immoral Boxcover.. "We don't fool ourselves, we make porn"

[Les Grossman]

Originally Posted by Bman

Ah, I get it now.

He has that look that makes you want to smash his face in.

[dyna mo]

[LeCoq]

Dan can be obnoxious, yes that's true but even so, this is no reason for an assault like that. This stunt limp cock will have time to think about what he did wrong when he serves his sentence.