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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: El-Kaliman Oasis, West Sahara
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Funny, my Trojan condom just broke in the middle of the act
yea an "ultra lubricated one", from the pale yellow box
It broke from the tip, of course, and I felt something was not right (ahead of time, luckly) My girl was like "whata fuck" when I pulled it and we both saw the bare tip showing off like '"Hey man, it wasn't my fault" anybody has had the same "accident" ? ![]() |
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
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yes, this has happened many times when i am fucking your girl...
happened twice while fucking your mother too.... |
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Location: Little Vienna
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Well i guess one more reason to use woman protection instead.
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It broke? WTF man? Why are you even wearing one?
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Do as i say, not as i do!
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Porn Pusher
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Get ready for the baby
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
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I pray for the theoretical baby
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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i like waffles |
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You know whats funny, when you want to have a kid its damn near impossible and its a job! But when you don't want it.. it happens
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Managed Hosting - Colocation - Network Services Yellow Fiber Networks icq: 19876563 |
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Actually her reaction was, "Mmm...it feels really good now! Don't stop right now...please"
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Jam it up her ass instead next time that happens. Tell her it's the only way.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Condoms are for sissies!
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Make STACK$
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pimp down..
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Compound interest. |
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I need a beer
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Pull out method with a condom and the morning after pill
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direct her to some herpes support boards.
she doesn't have to suffer alone and can still lead a fulfilling life. |
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