I donate annually to the Salvation Army

[theking]

...and I have donated an additional amount for Haiti. I am curious about who donates to the Salvation Army on a regular basis...anyone?

[quiet]

yeah i do.

[kmanrox]

i'd like to say i do, but i dont. i'm more of an impulse donator

[CunningStunt]

When they pester me in the pub, yes.

Otherwise no, I give to the surf lifesavers here in Sydney, they might do something that vaguely affects me one day.

[theking]

Originally Posted by CunningStunt

When they pester me in the pub, yes.

Otherwise no, I give to the surf lifesavers here in Sydney, they might do something that vaguely affects me one day.

Hmm...I have never known of a Salvationist to enter a bar/pub here in the States asking for donations. Any others from countries where they do this?

[Lace]

I donate sperm

[pornguy]

I used to donate to them until the thing with the CEO of Good Will was found using rental limos and charging it to the company.

And have you ever seen photos of the SanDiego Good Will offices???

[theking]

Originally Posted by pornguy

I used to donate to them until the thing with the CEO of Good Will was found using rental limos and charging it to the company.

And have you ever seen photos of the SanDiego Good Will offices???

I think you are confusing two different organizations.

[ShellyCrash]

I do donate to charity but I don't fund the Salvation Army.

Not shitting on you and I do know they do alot of good, but until they change their stance on preaching homophobia they won't get any $$ from me.

[tehHinjew]

lol impulse donator also

[theking]

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

I do donate to charity but I don't fund the Salvation Army.

Not shitting on you and I do know they do alot of good, but until they change their stance on preaching homophobia they won't get any $$ from me.

I personally couldn't care less about their religious stance...as I am fully aware of the services they provide to the needy and they have a relative low overhead. BTW...they assist needy homosexuals without prejudice...just the same as they assist anyone else...no matter what their religious stance is.

I assume that you are aware of what the bible has to say about homosexuals...and most Christian denominations...if not all...preach the teachings of the bible...thus I also assume that you do not donate to any faith based charitable organizations.

[epitome]

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it is an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them:

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think is a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planing two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kids of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

[theking]

Cute...but not relevant to the thread...and also is very old.

[marketsmart]

the salvation army has a restraining order against me for pissing in their red bucket outside of a WalMart...

i would like to make amends, but the court just wont allow it...

[theking]

Originally Posted by marketsmart

the salvation army has a restraining order against me for pissing in their red bucket outside of a WalMart...

i would like to make amends, but the court just wont allow it...

I didn't realize that you were a WalMart employee...but your nick should have given me a clue. What were you doing...collecting carts?

[tranza]

No, I dont..