Channing Tatum burnt his penis

[brassmonkey]

all he needed was a bun

GI Joe star Channing Tatum has bravely revealed how he survived the excruciating pain of a burnt penis after having boiling water accidentally poured down his pants.

The actor was filming a scene in an ice cold Scottish river when tragedy struck, he tells Details.

The magazine reveals: Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes.

"The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."



Tatum was rushed to the nearest hospital, an hour away. Before long, the ice pack he was applying to the burn lost its chill. "I said to the driver, who was ex-special-forces Marines, 'You might have to knock me out, because I don't know if I can take the pain. Just grab something and hit me on the back of my head.'"

Morphine finally KO'd the agony, and a team of doctors salved and bandaged his wound. "I had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis," he says proudly.

[Deej]

id be pissed and suing someone...

[borked]

what was wrong with putting on a dry suit???

[brassmonkey]

thats a crazy mistake

[brassmonkey]

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