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TGThomas · 01-14-2010, 10:39 AM

It is near a long break from school. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny says: "TIGER WOODS. Can I go now?"

BillyHoe · 01-14-2010, 10:41 AM

lol nice

pimpware · 01-14-2010, 10:47 AM

nice one

fatfoo · 01-14-2010, 12:12 PM

I think that schools are systems designed for women.

I mean just think what the classes are called - periods.

Well, that's how it is in Canada at least - Period 1, Period 2, etc.

I think that men would enjoy a more military-style approach to schooling.

Raf1 · 01-14-2010, 12:28 PM

thanks for the chuckle ;)

Si · 01-14-2010, 01:02 PM

nice one

KILL_FRENZY · 01-15-2010, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I think that schools are systems designed for women.

I mean just think what the classes are called - periods.

Well, that's how it is in Canada at least - Period 1, Period 2, etc.

I think that men would enjoy a more military-style approach to schooling.

Neh, most men are just plain dumb...

Thanks for the laugh.

01-14-2010, 10:39 AM	#1
TGThomas Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: wenatchee WA Posts: 75	a tiger woods joke It is near a long break from school. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny says: "TIGER WOODS. Can I go now?" __________________ You can contact me via the following: AIM - playazdb0y ICQ - 459454282 Email - [email protected]

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fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I think that schools are systems designed for women. I mean just think what the classes are called - periods. Well, that's how it is in Canada at least - Period 1, Period 2, etc. I think that men would enjoy a more military-style approach to schooling. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 01-14-2010 at 12:13 PM..

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01-14-2010, 01:02 PM	#6
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