I won the lottery ...

[Twisted Dave]

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT

Ref Number:NL 52 4355 622
Batch Number:366 446 275-NL/2010
Amount Won: 1,000,000.00. USD

OFFICIAL WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" CYBER LOTTO DRAWS

Dear Internet User

We are pleased to inform you of the results of our cyber lotto draw of Lottery NL Promotional Draws. The online electronic-raffle draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 250,000 e-mail accounts picked by our Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) from an exclusive list However, no tickets were sold.

After the automated computer ballot collection, your e-mail address emerged as a winner category "A" with the following numbers attached
(Ref Number: NL 52 4355 622, Batch Number: 366 446 275-NL/2010.

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of 1,000,000.00.USD (One Million United States Dollars) from the total payout sum! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the owner of the winning email address.Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,

For statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.To file in for the claims of your winning cashprize, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

FOREIGN CLAIMS AGENT

Name:Colin Robert
Tel :+31 647 250 558
Email:[email protected]

You are advised to provide him with the following information:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your reference numbers and the password of your E-mail address. Since we do not Know you, if an impostor hacks your E-mail account ID and claims your money without our knowledge, we shall not be hold liable. Double claims will not be Entertained, so be careful.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations!!! And thank you for being a user of the World Wide Web.

Yours Sincerely,
Laurel Van Walker
ONLINE LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR.

LOL! I'm a millionaire! :D

[J. Falcon]

Lucky you.

[starpimps]

timeline pic needed

[CPimp]

Dude, I win the lottery 5x a day every day of the year... nothing new to me. One time, I did get a $4,000 USD check in the mail from someone in Canada... never cashed it though.

[fatfoo]

Million dollars... Wow...

[$5 submissions]

hehehehehehe

[H-Tom]

congrats! i won a few lotteries like this. i can sell you a winning email for a $100

[carlsandoval\]

some guy from africa told me once he wanted to transfrer 30 million dollars to my bank account but needed my visa card number....

[Matt 26z]

What's funny is that companies doing legit prize giveaways online often can't get a response from the winner because they think it's a scam.

[Chosen]

Congrats

[Zorgman]

I won lotto too. All $14.34 of it. :D

[Twisted Dave]

I only wish I had won hehe ... but I only trust the National Lottery ... and I know they'd not send via a Yahoo.cn account! :D

[tranza]

lol...lucky you!

[Bobbiekey]

lol it is fake. do not fall. many peope received it, they can not have that much money it must be fake

[Scott McD]

With the amount of those i've had i should be a multi-millionaire by now...

[Vendzilla]

can I borrow some virtual money?

[Raf1]

Originally Posted by Bobbiekey

lol it is fake. do not fall. many peope received it, they can not have that much money it must be fake

damn, and I was just about to send my banking info to the Nigerian guy, hehe

[C-Luv]

I win every day!!!

[Cash]

I win a such lotteries on a daily basis, they're lucky I don't wanna claim the prizes ...

[Twisted Dave]

Originally Posted by Bobbiekey

lol it is fake. do not fall. many peope received it, they can not have that much money it must be fake

I know It's all good ... was only posting because it's the first spam I've had of the year and it's a big win one :P lol

[wild johnny]

That poor Nigerian guy has all that money and no one to give it too...Laughing!!

I won the lottery once bought 50$ in quick picks for a hundred mill lottery and I won 50$ so I figured that is about as lucky as I would get and have not played much sense then..

[StaceyJo]

It had me heartache. lol

[Iron Fist]

You too? I didn't get an e-mail I got a certified document as well!

[jerryb]

I use a throwaway email address and answer them this way:

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only thing I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : [email protected] immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be appreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

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Courtesy of Crazy Ernie

[V_RocKs]

I won by Rick Rolling the board way back... before Al Gore created the Internets!

[seoguyzzz]

i just reply to these mails this !!go fuck yourself!!