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Fukcdoll · 01-17-2010, 08:51 AM

I have LOADS of Red Hott XXX Blogs that I've written about my real personal life experiences.

I'm looking to use some of my writing to get traffic to my new site, and/or make some cash, but I'm not sure how to do it- any help would be great

Thnx

Here's a sample blog post form a stag I did a few years so you can see what kinda freaky shit I have written about:

" This stag was particularly fun, because unlike the others I had done in the past- it was me solo, no other girls, so the show was all mine, and I LOVED IT!
I took along the club manager with me to the stag, as I?d never go out alone for safety reasons, we pulled up in his hummer and told all the guys it was mine (pretending to be a real hot shot- but it was fun)
They oggled over the truck and took pictures and sat in it and stuff- they loved it as it was a real army hummer, not these supped up shinny things everyone has today, the battery in the truck took up most of the inside space and the seats were so small, but it was good as it kept the guy I was with, far enough away that he couldn?t grope me on the way to the party!
tee hee
So I got dressed in to my gear, the guys set up the music and the performance area, asked me what I need to do the show and I told them, liquor and a knife? a big one!
They cheered with excitement at the thought of this tinny little blond wielding a big butcher knife around there soon to married friend, and the stage was set for be to begin?

Along with my requested items the boyz had put out, jello shooters, jelly beans and some other things I don?t quite remember. Also I noticed as I walked out, there 2 underage boys there, I like it, the horny little shits, I knew they?d get a kick out of this- but I wouldn?t realize until later, just how much?

I made my way to the middle of the room, and started doing my ?thang,? winded and slithering my way to each and everyone of them, taunting and teasing them, coaxing them to touch and then I?d scurry away!
I loved it, the power of control and the sexual tension, I was an awesome stripper! I miss it so much!!!
As I made my way to the groom 2 b, I grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him to the floor, pushed him over and sat right on his chest, with my pussy smack in front of his chin.
I played with it a bit, loving my job so entirely, I was already wet by this point. So I stuck my finger inside and pulled out a long strand of clear sweet goo, and rubbed it on his lips!
Licking it off he was loving my taste, I in turn loved the was so luving it too!
*wink*
Moving my knees up beside his head, I straddled his face, and instead of giving him what I knew he wanted (my pussy in his mouth) I mocked him in front of all his friends but fucking his big nose, and laughing at him!
The guys were roaring them selves, it was great fun!
I turned to him, ?Oh, you poor thing.. here let me give you what you really want??
Sliding myself down his chest to his pants, I layed on top of him and undid his belt, while kicking my feet playfully around his head, as the boys cheered on.
I opened up his pants, he was hard and dying for me to play, I leaned back on my feet still around his head, and unbuttoned his shirt as I squatted over face, a mere inch or so away, temping him by wiggling my ass so that my wet lips danced about his face.
With his shirt un dun, and me ready to proceed, I bounced my hand unto my knees to get up which also mad my wet little cookie bounce right on his face, sounding another round of ecstatic applause threw the surrounding crowd!

I proceeded to walk back down his torso to his waist an ripped the belt from his body, taking two ends in one hand and the middle in the other, I pulled the belt together fast and hard to create a vicious *SNAP* and instructed the fat man to his knees.
using his own belt as a whip I struck the hard wood floor and commanded the fucker to remove his shirt, he did so with such excitement in his eyes- he was a sub, and I knew just what to do?

Taking his face in my hands I said, ? You?re a dirty little dog aren?t you? Yes u are, get down on all fours and bark for me like the bitch you are!? Forcing his head down, he fell his hands to the floor and began to bark!
tee hee
I walked to his side and petted his head, the guys were having a riot with seeing their friend so degraded, but I had only just begun!
*wink*

Putting my leg up and my stiletto heel on his back, I commanded Fido to howl for me, he did.
Then I took my leg around his huge waist and sat on his back with my wet juicy pussy, I smudged and smeared it all over him, then I leaned back on his ass and lifted my legs in the air to show the boys what a beautiful mess I had made, slapping my pussy with my hand happily inviting their cheers!

One of the guys called out, ?Look he?s a horse!
Hey baby take him for a ride!?
?He?s not a horse!? I corrected him, ?He?s a show pony! Come on pretty pony take me for a ride, giddy up??
They though that was hilarious, but their friend pranced along and had great fun with it. I directed him to the table were all my treats were layd out for me, once there I had the bitch remove his pants, and get down again on his knees.
Jello shooters, I thought, what can I do with these? It really didn?t take more than a second b4 I knew exactly what I was going to do with theses!
tee hee
I took one for myself, did it like a big girl, and grabbed one for him and showed to everyone, as if I were about to preform a magic trick or something?I brought the Jello to his face and my tung to the Jello, and twisted the shooter cup around so I could loosen the shooter with my tung, as I did this I drifted onto my knees, and put my hand on the band of his briefs, swinging my finger between his skin and the cheap elastic? still licking the shooter as I teased his cock with my proximity.

I STOPPED, AND SMILED AT HIM DEVILISHLY, his eyes widened and in an instant, I dumped the jello shooter into his undies and rubbed well into balls!
The guys were again cheering at his humility, and begging for more to be done to him- being the party?s paid hostess, I of course obliged their request, and proceeded with the mans degradation?

Black zambuca on the table, perfect!
I teased the balding fat man on his his knees, and occasionally used my foot to jiggle the jello in his groin? carried on and got all the boys to agree that something must be done to this mans poor scalp, to hide the bald spots, so we all decided a dye job was in order, and I held the black liquid up high over his head, he closed his eyes, and the men shouted, ?yeah!?
?do it- do it!?
So I did!
as a reward for being such a good sport, I pured zambuca on my tits and let him suck it off- but with that privilege, payment was necessary- and believe me he paid, with jelly beans in his briefs and I think I got one or two actually in his ass too when I tried to force some in through his undies!

He truly loved it, and his friends did too, bringing the zambuca back into play, I poured it down his bum and spanked him for being a naught boy, with skid marks in his pants!

The butcher knife was next, and the room fell silent as I walked around him and licked the blade, allowing just enough time for everyone to wonder what I was going to do with it?.
Taking the blade over to his ass, as he?s down again on all 4s from the insertion of the beans, I glided across his massive fat cheeks, and stuck it under the leg hole, and tore the undies right from his body with the knife!
The guys were shocked and amazed that this little blond sweetheart was such a freak, The applause followed while i did the same thing to other side of this gitch, I balled it up and stuck in his mouth, grabbed him by the hair and escorted him to the bathroom.
The cheering was loud and lead him to the shower to wash off all I had done to him!

My ?body guard? came with to make sure I was safe, and took pix of us in the shower, washing each other.

The funniest part of this whole story though and the reason I tell it is because of the two young guys that were watching the show.
I said they could see the live show but no private dances, I didn?t want to get caught w minors if the cops came to crash the party.

So apparently the two little shits decided to watch me while I danced in the room for the guys.
The funny thing happened when I came out of the room from dancing with one dude and my guy friend starts laughing, ?What?s so funny?? I asked him.

?You know Those 2 kids that were in here b4?? he continued, ?I caught them watching you through the window outside?. They were both jerking off, watching you through the window!?

?SHUT UP!? I said while everyone there howled with more laughter than I had heard all night. ?THEY WERE NOT!? I said in disbelief.

Apparently they were, and everyone there knew too!
LOL
I guess Some of the guys were outside and saw them, came in and told some one who told my friend, and he went out to tell them, ?if they?re watching the show they have to pay!?

He said they were so scared and embarrassed that they pulled up their pants and ran down the street!

LMAO

Now the thing is, I?m not exactly sure if I should be flattered or offended by there ?window whacking? what do u think? "

Thnx again
Pam

Net Money · 01-17-2010, 08:58 AM

You are probabally better off hooking or stripping. There is no more money in online porn, that ended last year.

Agent 488 · 01-17-2010, 08:59 AM

turn them in to tubes.

munki · 01-17-2010, 08:59 AM

That was both fundamentally, and technically a complete fail... Get some English lessons and try again.

PS including any subject matter about anything underage... and trying to gain adult profit... fail x3.

Lassitor · 01-17-2010, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Net Money

You are probabally better off hooking or stripping. There is no more money in online porn, that ended last year.

That all depends on what you are pushing. The straight mainstream "boring" porn, or anything over saturated, is not going to sell. Same with the boring affiliate stuff too. If the porn can see for free or easily pirate, then the chances of buying it is zero.

You have to think outside of the box without crossing the legal line. Asians, wild teens, taboo porn is very popular. If anyone has some, hit me up.

Fukcdoll · 01-17-2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lassitor

That all depends on what you are pushing. The straight mainstream "boring" porn, or anything over saturated, is not going to sell. Same with the boring affiliate stuff too. If the porn can see for free or easily pirate, then the chances of buying it is zero.

You have to think outside of the box without crossing the legal line. Asians, wild teens, taboo porn is very popular. If anyone has some, hit me up.

Taboo Is totally cool

I do enjoy doing things that's aren't 'Your Father's Type of Porn'
lol

I'm big into food fetish, and all kinds of kink, my 'Plumer Bum' flick, not yet released, has me trying to extract a stuck plunger in my toilet using my tight ass hole to pry it out

I like to keep em guessing what I'll do next????

baddog · 01-17-2010, 10:13 AM

Learn to write first.

smutnut · 01-17-2010, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lassitor

You have to think outside of the box without crossing the legal line. Asians, wild teens, taboo porn is very popular. If anyone has some, hit me up.

Why are you pushing hustler cash then? I don't see anything taboo there at all?

Jdoughs · 01-17-2010, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut

Why are you pushing hustler cash then? I don't see anything taboo there at all?

And 'asian' and 'wild teens' are far from 'outside the box niches'.

Maybe outside the box as in 'unpacked over 10 years ago'.

01-17-2010, 08:51 AM	#1
Fukcdoll Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Toronto Area Posts: 211	How Do I Make $ or Get Traffic w My Blogs? I have LOADS of Red Hott XXX Blogs that I've written about my real personal life experiences. I'm looking to use some of my writing to get traffic to my new site, and/or make some cash, but I'm not sure how to do it- any help would be great Thnx Here's a sample blog post form a stag I did a few years so you can see what kinda freaky shit I have written about: " This stag was particularly fun, because unlike the others I had done in the past- it was me solo, no other girls, so the show was all mine, and I LOVED IT! I took along the club manager with me to the stag, as I?d never go out alone for safety reasons, we pulled up in his hummer and told all the guys it was mine (pretending to be a real hot shot- but it was fun) They oggled over the truck and took pictures and sat in it and stuff- they loved it as it was a real army hummer, not these supped up shinny things everyone has today, the battery in the truck took up most of the inside space and the seats were so small, but it was good as it kept the guy I was with, far enough away that he couldn?t grope me on the way to the party! tee hee So I got dressed in to my gear, the guys set up the music and the performance area, asked me what I need to do the show and I told them, liquor and a knife? a big one! They cheered with excitement at the thought of this tinny little blond wielding a big butcher knife around there soon to married friend, and the stage was set for be to begin? Along with my requested items the boyz had put out, jello shooters, jelly beans and some other things I don?t quite remember. Also I noticed as I walked out, there 2 underage boys there, I like it, the horny little shits, I knew they?d get a kick out of this- but I wouldn?t realize until later, just how much? I made my way to the middle of the room, and started doing my ?thang,? winded and slithering my way to each and everyone of them, taunting and teasing them, coaxing them to touch and then I?d scurry away! I loved it, the power of control and the sexual tension, I was an awesome stripper! I miss it so much!!! As I made my way to the groom 2 b, I grabbed the collar of his shirt and pulled him to the floor, pushed him over and sat right on his chest, with my pussy smack in front of his chin. I played with it a bit, loving my job so entirely, I was already wet by this point. So I stuck my finger inside and pulled out a long strand of clear sweet goo, and rubbed it on his lips! Licking it off he was loving my taste, I in turn loved the was so luving it too! wink Moving my knees up beside his head, I straddled his face, and instead of giving him what I knew he wanted (my pussy in his mouth) I mocked him in front of all his friends but fucking his big nose, and laughing at him! The guys were roaring them selves, it was great fun! I turned to him, ?Oh, you poor thing.. here let me give you what you really want?? Sliding myself down his chest to his pants, I layed on top of him and undid his belt, while kicking my feet playfully around his head, as the boys cheered on. I opened up his pants, he was hard and dying for me to play, I leaned back on my feet still around his head, and unbuttoned his shirt as I squatted over face, a mere inch or so away, temping him by wiggling my ass so that my wet lips danced about his face. With his shirt un dun, and me ready to proceed, I bounced my hand unto my knees to get up which also mad my wet little cookie bounce right on his face, sounding another round of ecstatic applause threw the surrounding crowd! I proceeded to walk back down his torso to his waist an ripped the belt from his body, taking two ends in one hand and the middle in the other, I pulled the belt together fast and hard to create a vicious SNAP and instructed the fat man to his knees. using his own belt as a whip I struck the hard wood floor and commanded the fucker to remove his shirt, he did so with such excitement in his eyes- he was a sub, and I knew just what to do? Taking his face in my hands I said, ? You?re a dirty little dog aren?t you? Yes u are, get down on all fours and bark for me like the bitch you are!? Forcing his head down, he fell his hands to the floor and began to bark! tee hee I walked to his side and petted his head, the guys were having a riot with seeing their friend so degraded, but I had only just begun! wink Putting my leg up and my stiletto heel on his back, I commanded Fido to howl for me, he did. Then I took my leg around his huge waist and sat on his back with my wet juicy pussy, I smudged and smeared it all over him, then I leaned back on his ass and lifted my legs in the air to show the boys what a beautiful mess I had made, slapping my pussy with my hand happily inviting their cheers! One of the guys called out, ?Look he?s a horse! Hey baby take him for a ride!? ?He?s not a horse!? I corrected him, ?He?s a show pony! Come on pretty pony take me for a ride, giddy up?? They though that was hilarious, but their friend pranced along and had great fun with it. I directed him to the table were all my treats were layd out for me, once there I had the bitch remove his pants, and get down again on his knees. Jello shooters, I thought, what can I do with these? It really didn?t take more than a second b4 I knew exactly what I was going to do with theses! tee hee I took one for myself, did it like a big girl, and grabbed one for him and showed to everyone, as if I were about to preform a magic trick or something?I brought the Jello to his face and my tung to the Jello, and twisted the shooter cup around so I could loosen the shooter with my tung, as I did this I drifted onto my knees, and put my hand on the band of his briefs, swinging my finger between his skin and the cheap elastic? still licking the shooter as I teased his cock with my proximity. I STOPPED, AND SMILED AT HIM DEVILISHLY, his eyes widened and in an instant, I dumped the jello shooter into his undies and rubbed well into balls! The guys were again cheering at his humility, and begging for more to be done to him- being the party?s paid hostess, I of course obliged their request, and proceeded with the mans degradation? Black zambuca on the table, perfect! I teased the balding fat man on his his knees, and occasionally used my foot to jiggle the jello in his groin? carried on and got all the boys to agree that something must be done to this mans poor scalp, to hide the bald spots, so we all decided a dye job was in order, and I held the black liquid up high over his head, he closed his eyes, and the men shouted, ?yeah!? ?do it- do it!? So I did! as a reward for being such a good sport, I pured zambuca on my tits and let him suck it off- but with that privilege, payment was necessary- and believe me he paid, with jelly beans in his briefs and I think I got one or two actually in his ass too when I tried to force some in through his undies! He truly loved it, and his friends did too, bringing the zambuca back into play, I poured it down his bum and spanked him for being a naught boy, with skid marks in his pants! The butcher knife was next, and the room fell silent as I walked around him and licked the blade, allowing just enough time for everyone to wonder what I was going to do with it?. Taking the blade over to his ass, as he?s down again on all 4s from the insertion of the beans, I glided across his massive fat cheeks, and stuck it under the leg hole, and tore the undies right from his body with the knife! The guys were shocked and amazed that this little blond sweetheart was such a freak, The applause followed while i did the same thing to other side of this gitch, I balled it up and stuck in his mouth, grabbed him by the hair and escorted him to the bathroom. The cheering was loud and lead him to the shower to wash off all I had done to him! My ?body guard? came with to make sure I was safe, and took pix of us in the shower, washing each other. The funniest part of this whole story though and the reason I tell it is because of the two young guys that were watching the show. I said they could see the live show but no private dances, I didn?t want to get caught w minors if the cops came to crash the party. So apparently the two little shits decided to watch me while I danced in the room for the guys. The funny thing happened when I came out of the room from dancing with one dude and my guy friend starts laughing, ?What?s so funny?? I asked him. ?You know Those 2 kids that were in here b4?? he continued, ?I caught them watching you through the window outside?. They were both jerking off, watching you through the window!? ?SHUT UP!? I said while everyone there howled with more laughter than I had heard all night. ?THEY WERE NOT!? I said in disbelief. Apparently they were, and everyone there knew too! LOL I guess Some of the guys were outside and saw them, came in and told some one who told my friend, and he went out to tell them, ?if they?re watching the show they have to pay!? He said they were so scared and embarrassed that they pulled up their pants and ran down the street! LMAO Now the thing is, I?m not exactly sure if I should be flattered or offended by there ?window whacking? what do u think? " Thnx again Pam __________________ http://www.ClubFukcdoll.com (the main page) http://CUMunity.ClubFukcdoll.com (my hang out) http://SHOW.ClubFukcdoll.com (my bi weekly bisexual broadcast) CUM Join Me In My LUST!!!

01-17-2010, 08:59 AM	#4
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01-17-2010, 08:58 AM	#2
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01-17-2010, 08:59 AM	#3
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01-17-2010, 10:13 AM	#7
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