ask me anything for the next 43 minutes

[mpahlca]

ok giving it another friday ask me anything for 43 minutes...

[madawgz]

what do you do?

[brassmonkey]

do cross dress while surfing the net

[J. Falcon]

Who is going to win the Superbowl now that the Cards got eliminated?

[BFT3K]

Can you teach a monkey to fly a helicopter?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by madawgz

what do you do?

right now i am answering questions on gfy, besides that lots of other things porn related.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

do cross dress while surfing the net

Since this is not a full sentence and doesnt really make sense I will assume you meant "do you cross dress while surfing the net" the answer is difficult, do you count jeans as unisex? if so then the answer would be yes I cross from man to uni man.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Who is going to win the Superbowl now that the Cards got eliminated?

I assume your now looking for a sure bet to lose ;) my prediction now is Minnesota

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Can you teach a monkey to fly a helicopter?

I could possibly do it if given time and a minature helicopter or appropriately adjusted controls to account for the height and arm length variance that humans have to monkeys.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by madawgz

what do you do?

As a follow up in case you go "ohh what a dick he didnt answer!" I work for Shap and do a lot of management and web theory as well as strategic planning. My job title though is "Shaps bitch"

[SmellyNose]

Do you think it's still possible to build up a global brand known to all from scratch?

What are your main skills/talents that keep you in work/doing well?

If you could tell your 16 year old self anything, what would it be?

[datatank]

Why did you pick 43 minutes and not 60 minutes

[spazlabz]

Oh Oh Oh!
what is Brane theory and how could it apply to porn?

spaz

[EdgeXXX]

Have you ever shaved your own ass?

[SmellyNose]

43 minutes rounded the time up to an hour

Are you cooler than Obama?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AdultStoriesNow

Do you think it's still possible to build up a global brand known to all from scratch?

What are your main skills/talents that keep you in work/doing well?

If you could tell your 16 year old self anything, what would it be?

I would say yes to the brand. Its all about cost and position.

My main skills are recognizing skill sets and abilities of people and helping them develop in ways they may not have thought then profiting from it.

I would tell my 16 year old self to enjoy each day more, you only get one chance at life dont put off anything.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by datatank

Why did you pick 43 minutes and not 60 minutes

Because i take the office out to a brainstorming meeting each friday at 4 to really help find new and creative avenues for my staff. Since its over 20 people takes over an hour to really get going. I started late today

[wild johnny]

I am relatively new to this business and you thoughts on what some of the basics for a blog are..

Your opinion of one of my blogs would also be welcome...

http://www.hotwomenblog.com/

[madawgz]

are you friends with any affiliate programs in toronto?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

Oh Oh Oh!
what is Brane theory and how could it apply to porn?

spaz

If you using the one that defines the universe into 4 dimensions, i probably wouldnt apply it to porn anymore than i would try and bring in quantum field theory or use the standard model of particle physics, if however you were discussing something else let me know.

[CyberHustler]

Do you have firm buttocks?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Have you ever shaved your own ass?

Sure hasnt everyone at least once???

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AdultStoriesNow

43 minutes rounded the time up to an hour

Are you cooler than Obama?

No chance Obama is way cooler than me.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

If you using the one that defines the universe into 4 dimensions, i probably wouldnt apply it to porn anymore than i would try and bring in quantum field theory or use the standard model of particle physics, if however you were discussing something else let me know.

nope, thats the one. I figured it would offer infinite possibilities for new revenue streams IF the branes could be crossed

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by madawgz

are you friends with any affiliate programs in toronto?

Friends in what way? I talked to Kroum yesterday at Starbucks, and a talk or discuss things with others in the area. We mostly all work in a small area so we talk for sure.

[wild johnny]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

Sure hasnt everyone at least once???

Nope, I have always been a believer in the, If it works don't fix it just leave it alone theory..And mine works just fine the way it is....Laughing!!

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by wyldweb

I am relatively new to this business and you thoughts on what some of the basics for a blog are..

Your opinion of one of my blogs would also be welcome...

http://www.hotwomenblog.com/

I would need to know the point of the blog.

If its only about hot women then i would move off porn images do all non nude shots even of porn site girls, and try and do a link trade with holy taco or another one of those sites slowly increase my foot hold in links in for the hot women term while running the site at 0 ads. Finally i would swap the whole thing to a pay wall for naked ladies and license content for the members area.

[madawgz]

since you said you have 43 minutes to kill, i assume that your finishing your shift

at which company?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by CryBaby

Do you have firm buttocks?

Very, I run between 5k and 10k 5 times a week so my ass is tight.

[96ukssob]

how many times have you jerked off to Two Girls One Cup?

[SmellyNose]

Who is your favourite porn star?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by spazlabz

nope, thats the one. I figured it would offer infinite possibilities for new revenue streams IF the branes could be crossed

Well if we are talking infinite ways to increase possible revenue wouldnt you want to be able to do it in an alternate reality constuct where you could chose and pass thru realities while selling products in each? The Brane theory limits that to perception of realities instead of infinite possible realities. Just my

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by madawgz

since you said you have 43 minutes to kill, i assume that your finishing your shift

at which company?

Shift? lol i wish i had shifts Shap makes me work non stop, I work for Twistys

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by bossku69

how many times have you jerked off to Two Girls One Cup?

Never havent even watched it honestly.

[grumpy]

who are you?

[madawgz]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

Friends in what way? I talked to Kroum yesterday at Starbucks, and a talk or discuss things with others in the area. We mostly all work in a small area so we talk for sure.

know anyone from slickcash, they dont answer my phone calls and emails...?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AdultStoriesNow

Who is your favourite porn star?

If you define it as having had hardcore sex on film, then Kayden Kross right now, i just commissioned a shoot with her in a lakers jersey and she really does it for, her body and her mind.

If it includes never having had hardcore sex on film, Heather Vandeven

[madawgz]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

Shift? lol i wish i had shifts Shap makes me work non stop, I work for Twistys

i saw after i asked the question by checking out your homepage

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by grumpy

who are you?

My name is Michael who are you?

[rhon23]

you still planning on coming out to LA?

[wild johnny]

Being an affiliate at this time with no content of my own. My basic point of the blog is to present content under the "hot women" keys or direction.

Good point about getting away from porn and center more just on hot women. I have let it shift more to porn. I will work on changing that direction.

Thanks for the pointer..

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by madawgz

know anyone from slickcash, they dont answer my phone calls and emails...?

I know a few, but didnt they move mostly to Panama?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by rhon23

you still planning on coming out to LA?

I will be out from the 8th to the 11th I try and hit up Sean but he doesnt answer me anymore you think the personal nude photos are too much?

[madawgz]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

I know a few, but didnt they move mostly to Panama?

oh, when i was calling paul i thought he went on vacation because it was ringing differently..

i didnt know they moved their office there...

hmm thats fucking weird

[rhon23]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

I will be out from the 8th to the 11th I try and hit up Sean but he doesnt answer me anymore you think the personal nude photos are too much?

the solo ones arent so bad its the ones of you two together that make me question the both of your intentions.

He isn't in the office today but hit me up next week and I will kick his ass for you

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by wyldweb

Being an affiliate at this time with no content of my own. My basic point of the blog is to present content under the "hot women" keys or direction.

Good point about getting away from porn and center more just on hot women. I have let it shift more to porn. I will work on changing that direction.

Thanks for the pointer..

You dont need content of your own create a pay wall for hot women that you find on google images, or pull twitpic feeds or myspace feeds etc.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by rhon23

the solo ones arent so bad its the ones of you two together that make me question the both of your intentions.

He isn't in the office today but hit me up next week and I will kick his ass for you

So he's golfing with Scott or Fade? does he work period anymore?

[SmellyNose]

What would be the best way of monetizing a free adult image host other than PPC like BlackLabelAds?

I currently have one, but it's not doing nearly aswell as filefap.com (based on its sale thread on here).

Is this the last question you've received?

[rhon23]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

So he's golfing with Scott or Fade? does he work period anymore?

why are you asking me questions? Isn't this your thread for people to ask you questions?

[wild johnny]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

You dont need content of your own create a pay wall for hot women that you find on google images, or pull twitpic feeds or myspace feeds etc.

Would you happen to have a example of what you are referring to handy?