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donnylong · 09-17-2009, 01:53 PM

I got this in a email today! A WHORE THAT CANT BITCH AT YOU! HAHAHAH

These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN.
It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.

Completely adjustable to any position you want.

100 sensors spread around the body.
There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears.

When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation..

Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.

Principal characteristics:

She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

She can move her head in any direction you choose.

Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:
SIZE
HEIGHT
SKIN COLOR
EYES COLOR
HAIR COLOR

PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

ADVANTAGES.

* She is not electric
* She does not speak
* She does not get fat
* She never has periods
* She does not pass gas
* She never goes shopping
* She does not get pregnant
* She does not have a mother
* She never ever gets headaches
* She does not go to the hairdresser
* She does not watch soaps or Oprah
* She does not care what we watch on TV
* She does not frequent internet chat rooms
* She will never get elderly human physical attributes
* She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman
* She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return

Only $6000.00
sorry dont have the pictures!

Joe King · 09-17-2009, 01:57 PM

I hear you can order one that talks and you get a 20% discount because those units are not selling nearly as well.

hjnet · 09-17-2009, 01:57 PM

For $6000 I could date 200 girls and fuck 100 of them, that's better

who · 09-17-2009, 01:58 PM

Post pictures please.

Machete_ · 09-17-2009, 02:00 PM

how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.

Jarmusch · 09-17-2009, 02:03 PM

Thread fails without a link or picture.

donnylong · 09-17-2009, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Thread fails without a link or picture.

this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix

Wizzo · 09-17-2009, 02:18 PM

LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...

stickyfingerz · 09-17-2009, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisH

how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.

Made in Sweden maybe?

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 02:21 PM

I thought you might be selling your house ...

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96ukssob · 09-17-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...

LeRoy · 09-17-2009, 02:30 PM

Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife

donnylong · 09-17-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought you might be selling your house ...

.

go away dork

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong

go away dork

Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man

.

F-U-Jimmy · 09-17-2009, 03:58 PM

Real Dolls are made by

Abyss Creations
475 East Carmel Street
San Marcos,CA 92078
Tel: (760) 471-8418
Fax: (760) 471-8417

donnylong · 09-17-2009, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man

.

ok ok

F-U-Jimmy · 09-17-2009, 05:36 PM

Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll

brassmonkey · 09-17-2009, 05:41 PM

i heard that on the radio yesterday

Joe King · 09-17-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...

Well she would not only provide some hot sex but also save you lots of time because you could always drive in the HOV lane.

If I had money to burn I would buy one regardless of how much I get laid. I am sick like that.

donnylong · 09-17-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll

DAMN you caught me

Joe King · 09-17-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought you might be selling your house ...

.

Jarmusch · 09-17-2009, 06:19 PM

What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over.

tiger · 09-17-2009, 10:34 PM

LOL, you know you all are ordering one now. She's fucking hot.

d-null · 09-17-2009, 10:42 PM

can they take alot of pumping?

DaddyHalbucks · 09-17-2009, 10:56 PM

Some nice features, but isn't the challenge part of the fun?

mattz · 09-17-2009, 11:09 PM

looks great, but would rather spend the 6 grand on some real pussy

donnylong · 09-18-2009, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over.

Steve Awesome · 01-26-2010, 09:28 PM

LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-26-2010, 09:57 PM

If you can aford to spend $6000 on a sexdoll, and still can't actually get laid, you probably have more than enough social issues to necessitate said sex doll

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 01-26-2010, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Awesome

LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html

That is awesomely hilarious

will76 · 01-26-2010, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnylong

this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix

how much ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo

LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...

oh its 10x cheaper than the real thing and prolly doesn't feel that much different lolollolol.

Spunky · 01-26-2010, 10:12 PM

Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out

camperjohn64 · 01-26-2010, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife

Hahahaa, hahaahahahahaahahahaha hah ah ha hahahaha

My girlfriend bought a stuffed iguana, for her live iguana. He made a mess of it and humped it 20 times a day.

I could see a sex doll if you were stuck on a distant planet, as a pet of a 40 foot alien, stuck in a cage with nothing but this silicon doll.

But you never know, in 100 years from now everyone may have a doll/stud rather than wasting time trying to score with the real thing.

born2blog · 01-26-2010, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out

especially if they catch you in the act

scubadiver626 · 01-26-2010, 10:56 PM

The best in the doll Biz. Some of them can cost up to $20k custom.
They come in a giant wood box ;)

http://realdoll.com/

It's the accessories where they really nail ya lol

Almost bought one but then I discovered real whores.

09-17-2009, 01:53 PM	#1
donnylong So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,164	Best $6000 You'll Ever Spend I got this in a email today! A WHORE THAT CANT BITCH AT YOU! HAHAHAH These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone. The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN. It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day. Completely adjustable to any position you want. 100 sensors spread around the body. There are 30 sensors on the private parts. Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions. On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears. Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears. When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation.. Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors. Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure. Principal characteristics: She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral) She can move her head in any direction you choose. Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following: SIZE HEIGHT SKIN COLOR EYES COLOR HAIR COLOR PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN. NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES. ADVANTAGES. * She is not electric * She does not speak * She does not get fat * She never has periods * She does not pass gas * She never goes shopping * She does not get pregnant * She does not have a mother * She never ever gets headaches * She does not go to the hairdresser * She does not watch soaps or Oprah * She does not care what we watch on TV * She does not frequent internet chat rooms * She will never get elderly human physical attributes * She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman * She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return Only $6000.00 sorry dont have the pictures!

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