anything i mean anything for the next 50 minutes

[mpahlca]

ok so 50 minutes ask me anything

[scuba steve]

how gay are you

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by scuba steve

how gay are you

on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is not thinking brad pitt is hot and 10 is liking dicks in the ass i would put myself at a 3.5

[stever]

hey michael can you icq me please?

[minddust]

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

[minddust]

Is there another word for synonym?

[rhon23]

Whats a good motivator?

[minddust]

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by stever

hey michael can you icq me please?

hey man i am online just send the message

[minddust]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[minddust]

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

[stever]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

hey man i am online just send the message

ya i would of but my icq deleted you

[minddust]

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

no then they have no moral compass and should take stock of their desires and their true inner feelings of sexuality towards these animals.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by stever

ya i would of but my icq deleted you

lol i cant find your nick either email me michael at twistys i will icq you right after

[minddust]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

Is there another word for synonym?

poecilonym

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by rhon23

Whats a good motivator?

1) create a system of personal growth in your office that allows people to grow as they work, train and give them a chance to learn, then reward with them with pay increases as they grow, this creates a system of risk, education, reward which feeds peoples inner need to please authority figures.

2) get a bat

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

there is, the ones that say chicken are lies for humans so that we dont feel bad about feeding ground up mouse parts to your cat.

[stever]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

lol i cant find your nick either email me michael at twistys i will icq you right after

sent the email

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is not thinking brad pitt is hot and 10 is liking dicks in the ass i would put myself at a 3.5

What part of the scale does one start jerking off other dudes?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Most adhesives are that to specific materials, I.E. if its a bonding adhesive for paper then being in plastic would allow it to not bond to that surface.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Cardboard

[rhon23]

you are evil

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

why not? its just alliteration the two things have nothing to do with each other

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by minddust

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

Since sound is a word describing the waves of energy that are put off by the movement of air when connecting to different wave lengths, then anything that creates waves of energy would make a sound.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AaronM

What part of the scale does one start jerking off other dudes?

about a 6 or 7

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by rhon23

you are evil

sorry? i am super nice like a fuzzy kitten

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by stever

sent the email

talking to you now dildo master

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

about a 6 or 7

So if I sit on my left hand until it is numb then rub one out "stranger" style while thinking about Brad Pitt, would that put me around a 4.5-5?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AaronM

So if I sit on my left hand until it is numb then rub one out "stranger" style while thinking about Brad Pitt, would that put me around a 4.5-5?

yeah i would say for sure 4.5 to 6

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

yeah i would say for sure 4.5 to 6

What if I got REALLY drunk and sucked a dick 12 years ago?

But didn't swallow....

[zurc-net]

Are you over compensating with your beard because you fail to grow hair on your head, or are you one of those fakes who shave there head, trying to make a fashion statement?

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by zurc-net

Are you over compensating with your beard because you fail to grow hair on your head, or are you one of those fakes who shave there head, trying to make a fashion statement?

Bald is beautiful either way.

Stop hating.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AaronM

What if I got REALLY drunk and sucked a dick 12 years ago?

But didn't swallow....

thats a 10 my friend hit up gaytube for more fun ;)

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

thats a 10 my friend hit up gaytube for more fun ;)

Wait...You said a 10 was one who likes dicks in their ass.

I've had plenty of dicks in my ass over the years and I didn't enjoy it even once.

No fucking way I am a 10 on the queer scale.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by zurc-net

Are you over compensating with your beard because you fail to grow hair on your head, or are you one of those fakes who shave there head, trying to make a fashion statement?

overcompensating you mean for a small penis? if thats the suggested reasoning no, not because i have a big one but because i am old and married and accept mine will get little use beyond myself these days...

and if that wasnt what you meant instead if you were infering a compensation for the cruel fate of nature taking my hair, i wasnt compensating for that either...

instead i live in Toronto its cold its winter and most winters i grow the beard to keep my face warm.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by AaronM

Wait...You said a 10 was one who likes dicks in their ass.

I've had plenty of dicks in my ass over the years and I didn't enjoy it even once.

No fucking way I am a 10 on the queer scale.

well lets say 9.5 then

[zurc-net]

Good to know you ain't frontin'

and no, in no way shape or form was I referring your your penis, nor it's size.

Fake baldies don't belong on the earth.

[zurc-net]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

well lets say 9.5 then

I would of said 9.99, but thats just me

[leedsfan]

name 5 people on this board you personally despise

[AaronM]

Originally Posted by zurc-net

I would of said 9.99, but thats just me

Nobody asked you.

But if you're hot...Maybe you can help me reach the 10 level!

[96ukssob]

what are you trying to prove or do here? everyone is going to ask you how gay you are or how many dicks you sucked, so whats the point?

[leedsfan]

chicken or the egg?

[leedsfan]

have you taken back handers since going into adult?

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

name 5 people on this board you personally despise

I dont despise anyone? so thats tough dont like I can do would that be better?

[leedsfan]

whats more important to you - integrity or wealth?

[leedsfan]

Originally Posted by mpahlca

I dont despise anyone? so thats tough dont like I can do would that be better?

you don't like works

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by bossku69

what are you trying to prove or do here? everyone is going to ask you how gay you are or how many dicks you sucked, so whats the point?

absolutely nothing its just fun while finishing off other things on a friday afternoon. BTW never sucked dicks and not gay although brad pitt is hot.

[mpahlca]

Originally Posted by leedsfan

chicken or the egg?

has to be the egg, simple genetic development pathways would suggest that the egg would have been a variant on some other animal and is it evolved it turned into the chicken.