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BV · 02-12-2010, 11:33 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...6784554839846#

baddog · 02-12-2010, 11:49 AM

Good advice.

BradM · 02-12-2010, 11:56 AM

Well you can do anything you want. You'll just die in this case.

Martin · 02-12-2010, 11:58 AM

These videos are so classy..

Let's show a few Humvees getting blasted to shit and the gunner getting tossed 100 feet in the air.

TheDoc · 02-12-2010, 12:13 PM

Semper Fi - Do or Die - Gung Ho, Gung Ho, Gung Ho...

TheDoc · 02-12-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

These videos are so classy..

Let's show a few Humvees getting blasted to shit and the gunner getting tossed 100 feet in the air.

Yep, that shit happens during war... this time it was the other team though.

LeRoy · 02-12-2010, 12:16 PM

Dayum that was crazy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-12-2010, 12:17 PM

Would they have posted that and titled it "don't stand in front of an insurgent with an rpg" if buddy happened to get his rocket off first?

_Richard_ · 02-12-2010, 12:18 PM

what have we learned? use cover and wear helmets

lets wait till the next video the US posts.

media · 02-12-2010, 12:22 PM

he dropped like a rock once he got a headshot. yowzas!

BVF · 02-12-2010, 12:24 PM

Did you hear his punk ass family and friends screaming in agony after he got lit up? Fuck em.

edit....It might have been the Marines whooping it up after they lit his ass up.

Martin · 02-12-2010, 12:25 PM

Holy fuck. This is a massive bomb..

TheDoc · 02-12-2010, 12:27 PM

"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the Enemy.

Everyone else has a second-hand opinion."

Spunky · 02-12-2010, 12:31 PM

Hey man,nice shot

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-12-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Holy fuck. This is a massive bomb..

damn, that was a gooder, lol.

media · 02-12-2010, 12:41 PM

This video is nuts... this guy was so lucky he wasnt 10ft to the left and driving a little faster.. the "WHOAAAAA!" is pretty funny.. but the bubble of this bomb is intense..

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/902462/roadside_bomb/

Matt 26z · 02-12-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Holy fuck. This is a massive bomb..

The bomb is inside of the truck in front. If you keep clicking at 0:33 you can see that's where the flames start.

TXXXTN · 02-12-2010, 12:51 PM

war is brutal ...

seeandsee · 02-12-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Holy fuck. This is a massive bomb..

jez this was like small nuke jez

pornask · 02-12-2010, 12:57 PM

You got to point an RPG at a marine cause their dicks are so small you have no chance hitting it with a bullet.

Fag · 02-12-2010, 12:59 PM

boom, headshot

Amputate Your Head · 02-12-2010, 01:03 PM

Pretty good plan actually. Leave an RPG in the middle of the road and wait for dumb shits to pick it up. Pick 'em off all day long doing that.

Horny Joe · 02-12-2010, 01:07 PM

Roadside bombs - not cool! I have picked up shit after those...

bushwacker · 02-12-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

You got to point an RPG at a marine cause their dicks are so small you have no chance hitting it with a bullet.

Don't quit your day job.

Les Grossman · 02-12-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

You got to point an RPG at a marine cause their dicks are so small you have no chance hitting it with a bullet.

Pray to whatever God you pray to that you never have to face a Marine in hand to hand combat.

pornguy · 02-12-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TXXXTN

war is brutal ...

War is Hell and that guy got off easy.

Hes DRT and thats the end of it.

BestXXXPorn · 02-12-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

You got to point an RPG at a marine cause their dicks are so small you have no chance hitting it with a bullet.

Former USMC Scout Sniper here; I can lay down 10 shots in less than 10 seconds all under one 3 inch spotter at 300 yards with an iron site. Better keep over 1000 yards on me if you wanna escape a single shot from a .50cal but you'd be safer at about 3000 yards... and for the record, I'm well hung

bushwacker · 02-12-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Former USMC Scout Sniper here; I can lay down 10 shots in less than 10 seconds all under one 3 inch spotter at 300 yards with an iron site. Better keep over 1000 yards on me if you wanna escape a single shot from a .50cal but you'd be safer at about 3000 yards... and for the record, I'm well hung

Just curious, what was your longest shot?

PornMD · 02-12-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Former USMC Scout Sniper here; I can lay down 10 shots in less than 10 seconds all under one 3 inch spotter at 300 yards with an iron site. Better keep over 1000 yards on me if you wanna escape a single shot from a .50cal but you'd be safer at about 3000 yards... and for the record, I'm well hung

Might want to clarify this is gun shots...you're on an adult forum after all, lol j/k.

BestXXXPorn · 02-12-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bushwacker

Just curious, what was your longest shot?

That's a tricky question as the size of the target varies of course :P Most .50 cal shots are taken at vehicles or equipment (It's actually against the Geneva convention to fire a large caliber round at a person)... In addition the .50 call is such a large round fired at such a velocity that it will actually take a person's face off even if you miss by a foot...

That being said longest shot on target (large) with a .50 cal was at around 2,000 yards.

To a point target with an M40A1 7.76mm (has a scope) it's 1,000 yards. It's not that you can't hit targets farther away but the maximum effective range for that weapon is 800 - 1000 yards... weapon lists at 800 but any scout sniper will tell you 1,000 ;) It's ideal to be well within your max effective range before ever taking a shot. As an example part of your testing to become a scout sniper you have to stalk a target from 1,000 yards to within 200 yards and take two shots without being spotted.

After max effective range the round slows, drops faster, and is subject to TONS of wind... it's just not accurate so. (The .50 cal's max effective range is around 1,800 yards)

For what it's worth it's a ton of fun and I could teach anyone to fire that accurately. It's very much a zen thing. The real skills of a sniper are tested in stalking a target... LOTS of patience and good ghillie suit skills

)

sortie · 02-12-2010, 03:16 PM

Throwing out all my RPGs right now!!!!

BestXXXPorn · 02-12-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Might want to clarify this is gun shots...you're on an adult forum after all, lol j/k.

Hahahah if I could hit a point target at that kinda range I'd be staring in porn, not reviewing it

mayabong · 02-12-2010, 03:36 PM

i'd probably point a grenade at a marine if he invaded my country under a false pretext

BestXXXPorn · 02-12-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mayabong

i'd probably point a grenade at a marine if he invaded my country under a false pretext

I'd point a weapon at anyone trying to kill me :P

_Richard_ · 02-12-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

That's a tricky question as the size of the target varies of course :P Most .50 cal shots are taken at vehicles or equipment (It's actually against the Geneva convention to fire a large caliber round at a person)... In addition the .50 call is such a large round fired at such a velocity that it will actually take a person's face off even if you miss by a foot...

That being said longest shot on target (large) with a .50 cal was at around 2,000 yards.

To a point target with an M40A1 7.76mm (has a scope) it's 1,000 yards. It's not that you can't hit targets farther away but the maximum effective range for that weapon is 800 - 1000 yards... weapon lists at 800 but any scout sniper will tell you 1,000 ;) It's ideal to be well within your max effective range before ever taking a shot. As an example part of your testing to become a scout sniper you have to stalk a target from 1,000 yards to within 200 yards and take two shots without being spotted.

After max effective range the round slows, drops faster, and is subject to TONS of wind... it's just not accurate so. (The .50 cal's max effective range is around 1,800 yards)

For what it's worth it's a ton of fun and I could teach anyone to fire that accurately. It's very much a zen thing. The real skills of a sniper are tested in stalking a target... LOTS of patience and good ghillie suit skills

)

ghillie suits are scary haha

is there a time frame for the length of time it takes to get to a target?

"As an example part of your testing to become a scout sniper you have to stalk a target from 1,000 yards to within 200 yards and take two shots without being spotted."

D Ghost · 02-12-2010, 03:41 PM

laaaaaame

BestXXXPorn · 02-12-2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

ghillie suits are scary haha

is there a time frame for the length of time it takes to get to a target?

"As an example part of your testing to become a scout sniper you have to stalk a target from 1,000 yards to within 200 yards and take two shots without being spotted."

We were given 4 hours :P

D Ghost · 02-12-2010, 03:58 PM

Waddymelon · 02-12-2010, 03:58 PM

This one has always been my favorite

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1311410/man_explodes/

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