When was the last time ANYONE on gfy was in a physical altercation? - GoFuckYourself.com

tonyparra · 02-18-2010, 02:32 AM

Everytime someone gets there ass kicked on youtube (especially someone black) you guys get all worked up. Im starting to think alot of you guys got bullied or something by black people, geeze. Anyways can YOU fight, I mean with your hands and dont lie motherfucker and if so when was the last time, if ever have you hit someone?

For me, I went upside somebody head (slang for punched in face) 2 weeks ago. Dude i was roommates with started acting nuts after giving me a ride from subway after my shift cus we got in a big argument about money, and he parked his car on some active train tracks, and refused to move it. Then when I tried to get out of the car he threw it in gear and punched the gas so I almost fell out. So I pulled myself back in and proceeded to beat his ass. I hit him in face until he stopped the car. Anyways we are not friends anymore cus he tried to tell the cops I assaulted him but I had witnesses who saw what happened and said it was self defense.

Anyone else on gfy been in a real scuffle lately or do you do all you fighting with keystrokes?

darksoul · 02-18-2010, 03:03 AM

you're a bad motherfucker, we got it.
next.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-18-2010, 03:06 AM

you did assault him, no matter how in the right you felt. sucks balls, but thats the way the law works. best to just keep your hands to yourself.

escorpio · 02-18-2010, 03:08 AM

Are you a negro?

SarahLLO · 02-18-2010, 03:08 AM

i fake kung fu fight with my boxer doggie all the time, does that make me TUFF

tonyparra · 02-18-2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

you did assault him, no matter how in the right you felt. sucks balls, but thats the way the law works. best to just keep your hands to yourself.

self defense he could have killed me

tonyparra · 02-18-2010, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Are you a negro?

im something special, but thats another story

Waddymelon · 02-18-2010, 03:28 AM

I got in a fight on the bus just the other day cause some black guy wouldnt shine my shoes. Then his bitch stole my bag.

I'm gonna get that bitch.

kane · 02-18-2010, 04:08 AM

I would guess that it has been about 15 years. When I was in my early 20's I wrote for a music magazine. You hang out at enough clubs where people are drinking and eventually something is bound to happen.

Long story short, I was with some guys from a band and as we were leaving a girl came up and asked for autographs and pictures with the band. They were cool and signed her shirt and posed for pics then they were talking to her. Her drunk ass boyfriend came up and started yelling at the guys that she was taken. Both she and the band were trying to explain to him that she was just getting pics because she was a fan. He got more and more pissed and I told him nothing was going on and he should just calm down.

I don't know if it was the way I said it or what, but he got irate with me. He takes a swing, but is drunk as hell so I slightly duck and it goes way over my head. I move left and throw a right. I hit him in the side of the head. It was a lame punch, no force behind it because I was moving, but he was so drunk and off balance he fell face first into a building and slid to the sidewalk. He just sat on the sidewalk telling me what a dick I was.

The best part was as we left his girlfriend got him up, said sorry to us and we could hear her say to him, "Why do you drink in public? Every time you drink in public you end up getting your ass kicked and I'm sicking of dealing with your drunk, beat up ass."

plsureking · 02-18-2010, 04:19 AM

odd timing. about 2 hours ago, some drunk bum kept pulling on my shirt and following me around 7/11. wouldnt leave me alone. i pushed him down into some bushes cuz i couldnt close my car door when leaving. i feel bad. he just wanted money but i dont donate to drunks. sober, sure.

thailand btw. first time i've had that problem. probly shouldnt have worn my jewelry lol

SleazyDream · 02-18-2010, 04:56 AM

many times when i owned the bar... but i learned from my head of security not to ever go one on one but simply to just get them to leave instead of beating people. it's a totally different kind of fight and much easier to control and not get hurt in

BlackCrayon · 02-18-2010, 06:21 AM

i haven't been a real fight in my life. whenever its come down to that, it always fizzles out when they realize that i will actually fight them and not just engage in their big talk.

though that kind of shit hasn't really happened since early 20's. i try to avoid retards.

Got Porn? · 02-18-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Waddymelon

I got in a fight on the bus just the other day cause some black guy wouldnt shine my shoes. Then his bitch stole my bag.

I'm gonna get that bitch.

alias · 02-18-2010, 08:54 AM

Fucking around fight with my bro, about 6 months. Bloody street fight 4-5 years.

tonyparra · 02-19-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Fucking around fight with my bro, about 6 months. Bloody street fight 4-5 years.

wow your bro man?

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02-18-2010, 02:32 AM	#1
tonyparra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: In your back seat with duck tape Posts: 4,568	When was the last time ANYONE on gfy was in a physical altercation? Everytime someone gets there ass kicked on youtube (especially someone black) you guys get all worked up. Im starting to think alot of you guys got bullied or something by black people, geeze. Anyways can YOU fight, I mean with your hands and dont lie motherfucker and if so when was the last time, if ever have you hit someone? For me, I went upside somebody head (slang for punched in face) 2 weeks ago. Dude i was roommates with started acting nuts after giving me a ride from subway after my shift cus we got in a big argument about money, and he parked his car on some active train tracks, and refused to move it. Then when I tried to get out of the car he threw it in gear and punched the gas so I almost fell out. So I pulled myself back in and proceeded to beat his ass. I hit him in face until he stopped the car. Anyways we are not friends anymore cus he tried to tell the cops I assaulted him but I had witnesses who saw what happened and said it was self defense. Anyone else on gfy been in a real scuffle lately or do you do all you fighting with keystrokes? __________________ High Performance Vps $10 Linode Manage your Digital Ocean, Linode, or Favorite Cloud Server. Simple, fast, and secure Server Pilot Last edited by tonyparra; 02-18-2010 at 02:39 AM..

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02-18-2010, 03:08 AM	#4
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02-18-2010, 03:08 AM	#5
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02-18-2010, 03:06 AM	#3
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	you did assault him, no matter how in the right you felt. sucks balls, but thats the way the law works. best to just keep your hands to yourself.

02-18-2010, 03:28 AM	#8
Waddymelon So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The Whitehouse Posts: 17,349	I got in a fight on the bus just the other day cause some black guy wouldnt shine my shoes. Then his bitch stole my bag. I'm gonna get that bitch.

02-18-2010, 04:08 AM	#9
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I would guess that it has been about 15 years. When I was in my early 20's I wrote for a music magazine. You hang out at enough clubs where people are drinking and eventually something is bound to happen. Long story short, I was with some guys from a band and as we were leaving a girl came up and asked for autographs and pictures with the band. They were cool and signed her shirt and posed for pics then they were talking to her. Her drunk ass boyfriend came up and started yelling at the guys that she was taken. Both she and the band were trying to explain to him that she was just getting pics because she was a fan. He got more and more pissed and I told him nothing was going on and he should just calm down. I don't know if it was the way I said it or what, but he got irate with me. He takes a swing, but is drunk as hell so I slightly duck and it goes way over my head. I move left and throw a right. I hit him in the side of the head. It was a lame punch, no force behind it because I was moving, but he was so drunk and off balance he fell face first into a building and slid to the sidewalk. He just sat on the sidewalk telling me what a dick I was. The best part was as we left his girlfriend got him up, said sorry to us and we could hear her say to him, "Why do you drink in public? Every time you drink in public you end up getting your ass kicked and I'm sicking of dealing with your drunk, beat up ass."

02-18-2010, 04:19 AM	#10
plsureking bored Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: PORNCMS.com Posts: 4,714	odd timing. about 2 hours ago, some drunk bum kept pulling on my shirt and following me around 7/11. wouldnt leave me alone. i pushed him down into some bushes cuz i couldnt close my car door when leaving. i feel bad. he just wanted money but i dont donate to drunks. sober, sure. thailand btw. first time i've had that problem. probly shouldnt have worn my jewelry lol __________________ #

02-18-2010, 04:56 AM	#11
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	many times when i owned the bar... but i learned from my head of security not to ever go one on one but simply to just get them to leave instead of beating people. it's a totally different kind of fight and much easier to control and not get hurt in __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

02-18-2010, 06:21 AM	#12
BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	i haven't been a real fight in my life. whenever its come down to that, it always fizzles out when they realize that i will actually fight them and not just engage in their big talk. though that kind of shit hasn't really happened since early 20's. i try to avoid retards. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

02-18-2010, 08:54 AM	#14
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Fucking around fight with my bro, about 6 months. Bloody street fight 4-5 years. __________________ https://porncorporation.com