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Barefootsies · 02-26-2010, 08:31 AM

A married friend sent me this. I thought it was kinda funny.

Quote:

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Barefootsies · 02-26-2010, 08:32 AM

Quote:

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11.. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are
handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know
!!!!!!!!!!

Imortyl Pussycat · 02-26-2010, 09:01 AM

thanks for sharing, i laughed so hard at that first post

J. Falcon · 02-26-2010, 09:02 AM

lol that was funny

Fiddler · 02-26-2010, 09:20 AM

lol like the first quote! very gd

LustyVixens · 02-26-2010, 09:30 AM

Haha thanks for sharing!

u-Bob · 02-26-2010, 09:37 AM

Scott McD · 02-26-2010, 09:39 AM

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12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

I'd say that should be women...

Raf1 · 02-26-2010, 09:40 AM

thanks for the laugh

mona · 02-26-2010, 09:46 AM

How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the crap out of you.

mona · 02-26-2010, 09:47 AM

fatfoo · 02-26-2010, 09:55 AM

Yes, I think wealth has something to do with how man and woman interact.

Marriage contracts, house ownerships, fridges, beds...

Anna_Miller · 02-26-2010, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

A married friend sent me this. I thought it was kinda funny.

Oh now that's funny!!

Pussy Cat · 02-26-2010, 10:08 AM

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