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08-15-2010, 05:38 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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So I Meet This Girl From Craigslist Last Week...
we chat on the phone for about 30 minutes and she says "why dont you come over tomorrow night and i will make you dinner"...
So last saturday night I went over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (even though, like most asians, her face looks like a monkey to me). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. The TV is on and i notice Full Metal Jacket is playing, but the volume is turned down so i cant hear it.. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat. I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time. Sorry no pics that I can share, the bitch stole my camera. . |
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08-15-2010, 05:40 PM
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you should of thrown some feces on her.
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08-15-2010, 05:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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cool story
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08-15-2010, 05:52 PM
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Confirmed User
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Ok, and then you woke up?
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08-15-2010, 05:53 PM
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The people itt aren't getting the joke. :\
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08-15-2010, 06:01 PM
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The People's Post
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08-15-2010, 06:05 PM
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It's like dejavu, all over again.
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08-15-2010, 06:50 PM
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Geo Cities
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In the movie a guy on a motorbike takes the camera
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08-15-2010, 06:53 PM
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H.B.I.C.
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LMAO!
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08-15-2010, 06:56 PM
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Geo Cities
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Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight
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08-15-2010, 07:08 PM
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Mainstream Businessman
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Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.
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08-15-2010, 07:16 PM
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pics or it didn't happen!!
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08-15-2010, 07:19 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-15-2010, 07:22 PM
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Make STACK$
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You aint no pimp
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08-15-2010, 07:47 PM
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08-15-2010, 07:53 PM
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lol 9/10
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08-15-2010, 08:54 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-16-2010, 01:31 AM
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SEO Connoisseur
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LOL - think it started going down hill the moment this happened, "So I Meet This Girl From Craigslist Last Week..."
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