WTF ?? A Dog Sex Toy ?? - GoFuckYourself.com

3xTom · 03-04-2010, 10:53 AM

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Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.

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Tom_PM · 03-04-2010, 10:57 AM

"it's shaped like a dog"

... I'd say it's shaped like a duck crossed with a bowling pin..

doggy wanna hit it? doggy wanna hit that? go hit it boy!

Iron Fist · 03-04-2010, 10:58 AM

Fuck if the price was right...

Recession and all.. Realdolls are too expensive for me right now.

selena · 03-04-2010, 11:00 AM

Sometimes I really wonder about you and the places you go on the net, Willis.

3xTom · 03-04-2010, 11:03 AM

I can hear the interaction as one of your friends picks it up

wtf is this

oh... thats my dogs sex toy

You may want to go wash your hands now...

lol

3xTom · 03-04-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by selena

Sometimes I really wonder about you and the places you go on the net, Willis.

Don't even ask how i came across that ........

borked · 03-04-2010, 11:08 AM

I hope that thing doesn't have an orifice

Chosen · 03-04-2010, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

"it's shaped like a dog"

... I'd say it's shaped like a duck crossed with a bowling pin..

doggy wanna hit it? doggy wanna hit that? go hit it boy!

CYF · 03-04-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Fuck if the price was right...

Recession and all.. Realdolls are too expensive for me right now.

3xTom · 03-04-2010, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by borked

I hope that thing doesn't have an orifice

lmao wonder who gets to wash it out once he's done

Spunky · 03-04-2010, 08:51 PM

Better than humping your leg I guess

BIGTYMER · 03-04-2010, 08:52 PM

I doubt my dog would use it. He likes pillows.

fatfoo · 03-04-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 3xTom

Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.

This could only arise out of a perverted desire to watch dogs hump sex dolls.

brassmonkey · 03-04-2010, 09:05 PM

maybe they will make a sheep version

Elli · 03-04-2010, 09:06 PM

fascinated? or disgusted? maybe both? I think I need to book time with a therapist...

selena · 03-05-2010, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

fascinated? or disgusted? maybe both? I think I need to book time with a therapist...

03-04-2010, 10:57 AM	#2
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	"it's shaped like a dog" ... I'd say it's shaped like a duck crossed with a bowling pin.. doggy wanna hit it? doggy wanna hit that? go hit it boy! __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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3xTom Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,610	I can hear the interaction as one of your friends picks it up wtf is this oh... thats my dogs sex toy You may want to go wash your hands now... lol

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