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Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2010, 11:26 AM

It was a local number showing up on call ID so I answered...

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Caller: Yeah Travis?

Me: huh who is this?

Caller: Who is this?

Me: You called who the fuck is this?

Caller: I am trying to reach Geico

Me: Dont call back

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its not verbatim but you get the juice of it , i should record calls from now on

EdgeXXX · 03-04-2010, 11:29 AM

I just wanted to do a little role playing

candyflip · 03-04-2010, 11:30 AM

I've had a new cell number for about 4 months now. I still get calls for some guy name Issac at least 3 times a week. Someone in his family sends some holy roller type text messages too.

Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2010, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I've had a new cell number for about 4 months now. I still get calls for some guy name Issac at least 3 times a week. Someone in his family sends some holy roller type text messages too.

Juicy D. Links · 03-04-2010, 11:32 AM

I should have given him a rate quote and fucked with him but I was in the middle of rubbing one out..

Raf1 · 03-04-2010, 11:33 AM

it happened with me today too. I've had a new business cell phone for about half a year and once a month someone calls looking for some guy

Topbuxom Lea · 03-04-2010, 11:34 AM

caller: How big is your dick

Juicy: who wants to know?

caller: will it fit in my ass?

Juicy: is your ass hairy?

caller: no, but its Juicy

I had to, I just had to....you can give me a squeeze and a kiss in Phoenix

J. Falcon · 03-04-2010, 11:35 AM

I hate people who call you and ask "who is this" especially when it's a wrong number. My home number gets numerous wrong number calls each week. I have this one old lady who calls every so often and doesn't want to believe that she is dialing the wrong number. I just have to hang up on her.

seeandsee · 03-04-2010, 11:38 AM

nasty callers

Quagmire · 03-04-2010, 11:47 AM

must be canadian

Sly · 03-04-2010, 11:55 AM

I have a thing about not telling callers who I am. It really drives me crazy.

A caller should never ask "who is this?" They should say "hey this is the juicester, I'm looking for Sumyung Gei."

PowerCum · 03-04-2010, 12:45 PM

I got a bitch calling every now and then at around 2 AM mistaking the number. Basically It was about one call per week.

One day she got me really pissed and the convo was something around the lines...

Me: Hello, this is <My Name Here>. how can I help you?
She: Can I talk to mr <something else>
Me: Sorry, it's 2 AM, I am drunk and you are calling me every fucking week asking for that person.
She: Sorry, no need to be rude.
Me: Look daughter of a whore that enjoys donkey sex. You are calling every fucking week at near 2 AM looking for that stinky motherfucker. You know what? That person is dead. I hunted him and have cut his head with an axe. Now, if you call me again I will hunt you, will blind your eyes and cut your fuckin hands because it's obvious that you are unable to use them as intended and call me instead of that motherfucker.

She hanged immediately. Never called me back

Sometimes telemarketers call here at the office and if I pick the phone I love to waste their time

My convos with telemarketers are around the lines of:

Me: Hello, this is <My Name Here>. How can I help you?
Telemarketer: Hello, my name is <useless information here> and I represent <some company>. Can I talk with the <whatever department manager>?
(I write the telemarketer and company name on paper)
Me: Well, you are talking to the company boss, so what can I do for you?
Telemarketer: We would like to offer you <some useless service here>.
Me: Ok, but how does that integrate with our company product of 3 dicks cumming into an ass?
Telemarketer: Sir, please, no need to be rude, we are just offering <useless information here>
Me: Ok, so you call a pornographic production company trying to tell me that your product can integrate with our products. Ok, our products are 3 penises sticked into every hole of a sexy lady. How does your product integrate with that?
Telemarketer: (completely crazy). Sir, please, if you are not interested into our product, just say so and we end this call.
(most Spanish companies forbid their telemarketers to shut the call, so unless I say I don't want the product the telemarketer cannot shut the call)
Me: My company could be really interested into that <useless product>, but can you please explain me how will it help us to stick 3 penises into each of woman's holes? Does it help to enhance our models performance in some way?
Telemarketer: (completely upset). Sir, are you joking on me or something?
Me: (like I am offended). No, please pass me to your manager.
(They have to pass me with the manager, and the tricky part begins here. If I tell bad things about the telemarketer to the manager, then that telemarketer is at serious risk to get fired )
Manager: Hello, this is <useless person here> manager of <blah blah blah> call center.
(I write the manager name on paper)
Me: Hello. Your sales person (telemarketer) is offering me a product that my company could be interested in, but cannot explain me how it would fit into my company and cope the company needs.
Manager: Ok, what do you need to know exactly?
Me: How does that product enhance our company product that consists in 3 penises stick into each of a woman holes?
Manager: (completely upset). Sir, please, be polite. You are wasting OUR valuable company time with stupid stuff.
Me: Look, you are calling to a porn production company. What would you expect us to do with your product? Stick <the useless product they offer> into our models asses? Do you realize that this wouldn't be good for our models health? So please, explain how we could take advantage of your products with what we do here.
Manager: (even more upset). Ok, I see you are not interested in our product.
Me: I am interested, but would like to know how could it enhance my workers day to day work.
Manager: Well, Sir, we will put your phone into our call center blacklist and will never call you again.
Me: Ok, so you don't want to sell me your product? I will make <useless company here> know that you didn't want to inform me about your product and now you are trying to hang on me without giving me the adequate information.

Manager hangs the phone... and blacklists my office number if he has little more brain than a monkey.

If they call me again I repeat that same conversation. Usually the manager remembers me already. At that point I make them hang on me again and then call the company they represent. After calling the company I explain them in a very polite way that their call center operators and manager (giving their names) didn't want to sell me their product and that they were very unpleasant to me. After such kind of attention I would never use <company> products anymore for my business.

So far this has worked really good. It has been around 3 months without a single telemarketer call here. I am just wondering if some telemarketer got fired because of that.

Tom_PM · 03-04-2010, 12:56 PM

I always refuse to say who I am or what number they called until they tell me their name and why they're calling.

Scripted cold calls are just the worst. I NEVER say "yes" if someone instantly demands to know if I am Tom. All that does is piss me the hell off. Some of my replies include "Maybe", "Who wants to know?", "Try telling me your name and why you're calling next time. <click>", "We must have a bad connection, I didnt hear you say Hello and tell me your name and what company you represent"

bah

nico-t · 03-04-2010, 12:59 PM

a cable company i dont even use is calling me every 2 months or so for invoices overdue since I got this phone number.
Me: Those invoices are from the previous owner of this number. Please remove this number from your database.
Them: Im sorry sir, we will do that right away. Thank you.
Me: That's what you always say.

I got this number 4 years ago.

03-04-2010, 11:26 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Wrong callers can be so fucking rude loll It was a local number showing up on call ID so I answered... --------------------------- Caller: Yeah Travis? Me: huh who is this? Caller: Who is this? Me: You called who the fuck is this? Caller: I am trying to reach Geico Me: Dont call back ------------------------------- its not verbatim but you get the juice of it , i should record calls from now on Last edited by Juicy D. Links; 03-04-2010 at 11:27 AM..

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03-04-2010, 11:30 AM	#3
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,058	I've had a new cell number for about 4 months now. I still get calls for some guy name Issac at least 3 times a week. Someone in his family sends some holy roller type text messages too. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

03-04-2010, 11:33 AM	#6
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03-04-2010, 11:34 AM	#7
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03-04-2010, 11:32 AM	#5
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03-04-2010, 11:35 AM	#8
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03-04-2010, 11:55 AM	#11
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03-04-2010, 12:45 PM	#12
PowerCum CjOverkill Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Woldwide Posts: 1,328	I got a bitch calling every now and then at around 2 AM mistaking the number. Basically It was about one call per week. One day she got me really pissed and the convo was something around the lines... Me: Hello, this is <My Name Here>. how can I help you? She: Can I talk to mr <something else> Me: Sorry, it's 2 AM, I am drunk and you are calling me every fucking week asking for that person. She: Sorry, no need to be rude. Me: Look daughter of a whore that enjoys donkey sex. You are calling every fucking week at near 2 AM looking for that stinky motherfucker. You know what? That person is dead. I hunted him and have cut his head with an axe. Now, if you call me again I will hunt you, will blind your eyes and cut your fuckin hands because it's obvious that you are unable to use them as intended and call me instead of that motherfucker. She hanged immediately. Never called me back Sometimes telemarketers call here at the office and if I pick the phone I love to waste their time My convos with telemarketers are around the lines of: Me: Hello, this is <My Name Here>. How can I help you? Telemarketer: Hello, my name is <useless information here> and I represent <some company>. Can I talk with the <whatever department manager>? (I write the telemarketer and company name on paper) Me: Well, you are talking to the company boss, so what can I do for you? Telemarketer: We would like to offer you <some useless service here>. Me: Ok, but how does that integrate with our company product of 3 dicks cumming into an ass? Telemarketer: Sir, please, no need to be rude, we are just offering <useless information here> Me: Ok, so you call a pornographic production company trying to tell me that your product can integrate with our products. Ok, our products are 3 penises sticked into every hole of a sexy lady. How does your product integrate with that? Telemarketer: (completely crazy). Sir, please, if you are not interested into our product, just say so and we end this call. (most Spanish companies forbid their telemarketers to shut the call, so unless I say I don't want the product the telemarketer cannot shut the call) Me: My company could be really interested into that <useless product>, but can you please explain me how will it help us to stick 3 penises into each of woman's holes? Does it help to enhance our models performance in some way? Telemarketer: (completely upset). Sir, are you joking on me or something? Me: (like I am offended). No, please pass me to your manager. (They have to pass me with the manager, and the tricky part begins here. If I tell bad things about the telemarketer to the manager, then that telemarketer is at serious risk to get fired ) Manager: Hello, this is <useless person here> manager of <blah blah blah> call center. (I write the manager name on paper) Me: Hello. Your sales person (telemarketer) is offering me a product that my company could be interested in, but cannot explain me how it would fit into my company and cope the company needs. Manager: Ok, what do you need to know exactly? Me: How does that product enhance our company product that consists in 3 penises stick into each of a woman holes? Manager: (completely upset). Sir, please, be polite. You are wasting OUR valuable company time with stupid stuff. Me: Look, you are calling to a porn production company. What would you expect us to do with your product? Stick <the useless product they offer> into our models asses? Do you realize that this wouldn't be good for our models health? So please, explain how we could take advantage of your products with what we do here. Manager: (even more upset). Ok, I see you are not interested in our product. Me: I am interested, but would like to know how could it enhance my workers day to day work. Manager: Well, Sir, we will put your phone into our call center blacklist and will never call you again. Me: Ok, so you don't want to sell me your product? I will make <useless company here> know that you didn't want to inform me about your product and now you are trying to hang on me without giving me the adequate information. Manager hangs the phone... and blacklists my office number if he has little more brain than a monkey. If they call me again I repeat that same conversation. Usually the manager remembers me already. At that point I make them hang on me again and then call the company they represent. After calling the company I explain them in a very polite way that their call center operators and manager (giving their names) didn't want to sell me their product and that they were very unpleasant to me. After such kind of attention I would never use <company> products anymore for my business. So far this has worked really good. It has been around 3 months without a single telemarketer call here. I am just wondering if some telemarketer got fired because of that. __________________ CjOverkill Traffic Trading Script Free, secure and fast traffic trading script. Get your copy now

03-04-2010, 12:56 PM	#13
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	I always refuse to say who I am or what number they called until they tell me their name and why they're calling. Scripted cold calls are just the worst. I NEVER say "yes" if someone instantly demands to know if I am Tom. All that does is piss me the hell off. Some of my replies include "Maybe", "Who wants to know?", "Try telling me your name and why you're calling next time. <click>", "We must have a bad connection, I didnt hear you say Hello and tell me your name and what company you represent" bah __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-04-2010, 12:59 PM	#14
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	a cable company i dont even use is calling me every 2 months or so for invoices overdue since I got this phone number. Me: Those invoices are from the previous owner of this number. Please remove this number from your database. Them: Im sorry sir, we will do that right away. Thank you. Me: That's what you always say. I got this number 4 years ago.