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Old 03-07-2010, 03:22 AM   #1
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I'm going to be sober from now on.

Figured I don't want a rockstar lifestyle anymore. Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

So there will be no more unsober retarded posts from me, thank you.
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:41 AM   #2
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:42 AM   #3
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Old 03-07-2010, 04:47 AM   #7
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No more hanging around in the beer bars around 2pm with a อีดอก
I see you keep posting your hateful remarks in every thread I make, you must be trying to get my attention... Would you like to design me a paysite tour or something? Have you paid back Choker and Zuzana Designs what you owe them yet? pimp
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:20 AM   #10
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I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
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Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

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Old 03-07-2010, 05:22 AM   #11
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Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.
What about the car? Will you continue taking the bus?
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:36 AM   #12
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House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

Dog
= I can take care of your dog, and take care of it when you are tired of it.

Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!
I totally agree with the wife advice!!!
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:43 AM   #13
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I totally agree with the wife advice!!!
What, not the advice on the dog? I'm good with dogs.
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:45 AM   #14
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House = Pattaya homes are extremely over priced, but still affordable for a small to medium sized one. If you need any tips on real estate or construction here, holla.

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Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!
Thank you, DWB, hitting you up on icq
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:47 AM   #15
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Figured I don't want a rockstar lifestyle anymore. Now I want a house, a dog and a sexy Thai wife.

So there will be no more unsober retarded posts from me, thank you.
Dont you fuck and shoot lady boys there?
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:37 AM   #17
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:13 PM   #18
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:16 PM   #19
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:35 PM   #20
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Name one rocker that has a psychotic Thai hooker with a cock for a girlfriend ...........


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Maybe he meant a "famous writer's life"?
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Leo Dicaprio rocks out with Thai chicks with their cocks out. So does a few other celebs. One of the Spice girls rents a boat in Phuket from time to time from a guy I know, has wild orgies on it, hookers, her friends, ladyboys, just a big mix of sex on the sea.
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Old 03-08-2010, 04:54 AM   #26
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Leo Dicaprio rocks out with Thai chicks with their cocks out. So does a few other celebs. One of the Spice girls rents a boat in Phuket from time to time from a guy I know, has wild orgies on it, hookers, her friends, ladyboys, just a big mix of sex on the sea.
I gotta move there...
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Dog
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Sexy Thai Wife = Don't even think about wifing that little spinner of a hooker you run with. She will make your life a living hell. Get a non-whore who has very little experience dealing with falang, if any at all. You teach her the way of the world and you will become her God, savior, father, brother and provider of all things good. Find one of these girls and your set. Get anyone else, you're fucked.

Good luck!
Awwww dammit.

You hadda spill the secret... I was looking forward to more drama threads about how some new thai hooker bitch fucked him over or cleaned out his closet yet again. Was mildly entertaining to be honest...

Oh well. We know your the shit DWB.
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