Has Servage Taken a Major Shit or What? - GoFuckYourself.com

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 07:09 PM

I had this account on Servage, just a virtual account that i had about 20 domains on. In any case I got a front page listing on the hun last week and a few hours later Servage suspends my account for 27 hours for unusually high usage.

On that day in a 10 hour period I had 30 gigs of transfer on the server.

So I could be missing something here but if Servage says (on their front page servage.net) that you get 7500 gigs of transfer per month, in a 30 day period evenly distributed that comes to 250 gigs a day correct?

So how the hell could i possibly be suspended for high usage when i could have theoretically used 250 gigs in that one day, having only used 30 in 10 hours after the Hun listed me?

I confronted them with this and one of their robots just said, "well you caused a spike in usage blah blah"

In any case I dropped them like a turd and switched hosts pronto, but man Servage seems to have taken a shit lately....

sicone · 03-11-2010, 07:11 PM

Is this a actual serious question?

bloggerz · 03-11-2010, 07:14 PM

you're joking right? you know how much bandwidth a hun listing eats? and then you have it hosted at servage? lol

mmcfadden · 03-11-2010, 07:16 PM

oh know... not servage... can I get a face plant pic?

ColetteX · 03-11-2010, 07:16 PM

high usage is their limit. its how servage works

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 07:16 PM

I am saying that the Hun ate 30 gigs of bandwidth in a 10 hour period on that first day. So what dont you understand. Do the math-
If servage says 250 gigs in a day that aint even close-

ColetteX · 03-11-2010, 07:20 PM

are you ill on brain? high usage has nothing to do with traffic. do not play big pimp and have respect to replies if you know shit about whats going on

sicone · 03-11-2010, 07:22 PM

My math is fine, your lack of ability to read contracts and small print is the issue at hand. I mean really now, what do you expect for 5 bucks a month?

mmcfadden · 03-11-2010, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

My math is fine, your lack of ability to read contracts and small print is the issue at hand. I mean really now, what do you expect for 5 bucks a month?

my business partner reserved a domain name under servage and hosted with them...

they fucked us every which way to sunday!

servage... = no good to reserve domain nor host... can I PLEASE get a face palm pic?

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColetteX

are you ill on brain? high usage has nothing to do with traffic. do not play big pimp and have respect to replies if you know shit about whats going on

play big pimp? are you high? i got a listing on the hun big fucking woop

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

My math is fine, your lack of ability to read contracts and small print is the issue at hand. I mean really now, what do you expect for 5 bucks a month?

I'll have you know that 6.45 a month

but yeah, still math no worky

mmcfadden · 03-11-2010, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

play big pimp? are you high? i got a listing on the hun big fucking woop

no... he is not high. just on the drink. can u please take a pic of yourself with palm in face and upload here?

That is what I am talking about...

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

my business partner reserved a domain name under servage and hosted with them...

they fucked us every which way to sunday!

servage... = no good to reserve domain nor host... can I PLEASE get a face palm pic?

Aye thats what i'm talkin about!

chupachups · 03-11-2010, 07:31 PM

Christ Servage... Run run run run run run (run) dude....

BIGTYMER · 03-11-2010, 07:47 PM

As requested.

Barefootsies · 03-11-2010, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggerz

you're joking right? you know how much bandwidth a hun listing eats? and then you have it hosted at servage? lol

Summed up nicely.

xmas13 · 03-11-2010, 07:54 PM

Thanks for the laugh

CyberHustler · 03-11-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

As requested.

mmcfadden · 03-11-2010, 08:02 PM

One more for the record.....

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Domain Broker · 03-11-2010, 08:10 PM

You're using Servage. You should just apply at McDonalds ASAP also.

mmcfadden · 03-11-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

As requested.

lol.. ty

pornpf69 · 03-11-2010, 08:23 PM

you get what you pay for...

Caligari · 03-11-2010, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Broker

You're using Servage. You should just apply at McDonalds ASAP also.

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using servage for one set of domains bright boy

ColetteX · 03-12-2010, 03:43 AM

fuck off asshole. you are only attacking everyone as we cannot count and we are bright boys and we are high. and we are giving you only valuable information. get lost since you will get some respect. you are the only looser here. stupid egomasturbator lol

The Duck · 03-12-2010, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone

Is this a actual serious question?

SGS · 03-12-2010, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

As requested.

Dirty Lord · 03-12-2010, 05:22 AM

i lol'd

Caligari · 03-12-2010, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColetteX

fuck off asshole. you are only attacking everyone as we cannot count and we are bright boys and we are high. and we are giving you only valuable information. get lost since you will get some respect. you are the only looser here. stupid egomasturbator lol

okay back away from the pipe skittles, there's probably an 800 number you can call or at least an online guide for pulling that stick out of your ass.

Jarmusch · 03-12-2010, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

Actually I think this deserves a quadruple facepalm.

CaptainHowdy · 03-12-2010, 06:52 AM

brassmonkey · 03-12-2010, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

As requested.

did she lose some teeth

woj · 03-12-2010, 08:41 AM

7500GB is just a sales pitch, they can shut you down any time for any reason... I'm surprised they even allow adult, always thought they are a mainstream host...

Iron Fist · 03-12-2010, 08:43 AM

Hey look! Unlimited bandwidth! I think that would be PERFECT for a Hun listing! And only for 3 bucks a month! AWESOME, all those retards talking about spending a hundred a month on dedicated and virtual servers don't know about this! One sale and i'm paid up for 6 months!

Dear Sharphead,

I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to
take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high
load on your account. The last 30 minutes our servers served
more than 83572 requests for your account.

As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take
offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we
have determined that it would badly affect other customers
if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily
suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at
approximately 01.00 GMT.

If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via
the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer
any questions you may have.

Thank you for your understanding.

Best regards,
Steffan, http://www.servage.net

Even the pope knows Servage sucks....

ColetteX · 03-12-2010, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Even the pope knows Servage sucks....

pope has no traffic

Iron Fist · 03-12-2010, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColetteX

pope has no traffic

Oh yes he does, and you'd be amazed at how much it converts in the fetish niche. Those freaky Catholics....

03-11-2010, 07:09 PM	#1
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	Has Servage Taken a Major Shit or What? I had this account on Servage, just a virtual account that i had about 20 domains on. In any case I got a front page listing on the hun last week and a few hours later Servage suspends my account for 27 hours for unusually high usage. On that day in a 10 hour period I had 30 gigs of transfer on the server. So I could be missing something here but if Servage says (on their front page servage.net) that you get 7500 gigs of transfer per month, in a 30 day period evenly distributed that comes to 250 gigs a day correct? So how the hell could i possibly be suspended for high usage when i could have theoretically used 250 gigs in that one day, having only used 30 in 10 hours after the Hun listed me? I confronted them with this and one of their robots just said, "well you caused a spike in usage blah blah" In any case I dropped them like a turd and switched hosts pronto, but man Servage seems to have taken a shit lately.... __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free

03-11-2010, 07:11 PM	#2
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Is this a actual serious question? __________________

03-11-2010, 07:14 PM	#3
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03-11-2010, 07:16 PM	#6
Caligari Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: At The Mountains Of Madness Posts: 5,414	I am saying that the Hun ate 30 gigs of bandwidth in a 10 hour period on that first day. So what dont you understand. Do the math- If servage says 250 gigs in a day that aint even close- __________________ ATTN Webmasters Cruel Bucks - LIVE Gonzo Does Not Pay ------------------------------------------------ Animal Rescue Click Here to Feed An Animal for Free

03-11-2010, 07:22 PM	#8
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	My math is fine, your lack of ability to read contracts and small print is the issue at hand. I mean really now, what do you expect for 5 bucks a month? __________________

03-11-2010, 07:16 PM	#4
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	oh know... not servage... can I get a face plant pic?

03-11-2010, 07:16 PM	#5
ColetteX So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 539	high usage is their limit. its how servage works

03-11-2010, 07:20 PM	#7
ColetteX So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 539	are you ill on brain? high usage has nothing to do with traffic. do not play big pimp and have respect to replies if you know shit about whats going on

03-11-2010, 07:31 PM	#14
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Christ Servage... Run run run run run run (run) dude.... __________________

03-11-2010, 07:47 PM	#15
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	As requested.

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03-11-2010, 08:02 PM	#19
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	One more for the record..... [/QUOTE]

03-11-2010, 08:10 PM	#20
Domain Broker So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,427	You're using Servage. You should just apply at McDonalds ASAP also.

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03-12-2010, 03:43 AM	#24
ColetteX So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 539	fuck off asshole. you are only attacking everyone as we cannot count and we are bright boys and we are high. and we are giving you only valuable information. get lost since you will get some respect. you are the only looser here. stupid egomasturbator lol

03-12-2010, 05:22 AM	#27
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03-12-2010, 08:41 AM	#32
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03-12-2010, 08:43 AM	#33
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Hey look! Unlimited bandwidth! I think that would be PERFECT for a Hun listing! And only for 3 bucks a month! AWESOME, all those retards talking about spending a hundred a month on dedicated and virtual servers don't know about this! One sale and i'm paid up for 6 months! Dear Sharphead, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. We have been forced to take your account offline for the day due to an extremely high load on your account. The last 30 minutes our servers served more than 83572 requests for your account. As stated in our terms of service we are allowed to take offline accounts which harm other customers. In your case we have determined that it would badly affect other customers if we kept your site online. Therefore we have temporarily suspended your account. We will lift the suspension at approximately 01.00 GMT. If you have any questions please submit a support ticket via the control panel and our support staff will be happy to answer any questions you may have. Thank you for your understanding. Best regards, Steffan, http://www.servage.net Even the pope knows Servage sucks.... __________________ i like waffles