![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 494
|
fuck it, i'm gonna learn how to golf [tips pls!]
i've been wanting to pick up golf for a few years - now i'm determined to learn how to swing a club before Phoenix Forum so i can play in Bugbee's golf tourney.
is there a quick way to pick up the game? got tips? help a fellow webmaster out here. ![]()
__________________
XBIZ™ | The Industry Source |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 6,830
|
according to amp, all you need is the best set of clubs and you are better than most people out there
__________________
I can resist everything except temptation |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In a land FAR FAR away
Posts: 3,726
|
Driving Range! Just go out everyday and hit the balls
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,674
|
Quote:
(a lot of new golfers have the best year in teh first 5 the first year) Go get 4-5 hours of training by a golf pro PS: You typically find the aluf golf pro near private or public courses ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 | |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,674
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Outside looking in.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: To Hell You Ride
Posts: 14,243
|
Trying to crush the ball will result in hours of ball searching. :P
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Chicago
Posts: 3,526
|
Be patient, and let people play through if you suck.
__________________
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
|
go out to a driving range - see how you do there - if you're not whiffing too much and hitting the ball 100 yards plus DON'T go get lessons. Lessons for new golfers just paralyze them into thinking about everything - not good. Find a shitty empty course and buy a ton of balls and just play.
hopefully you're co-ordinated enough that you'll hit enough balls decently that you'll have fun - don't worry about what other people are thinking, let people play through if you're really being a menace.
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,010
|
The best tip I got was from Dan; get lessons before you even swing a club!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
BACON BACON BACON
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,457
|
yeah i agree...dont take lessons for awhile....you want to take lessons when you are starting to think you can play golf.
just hit the driving range and then try to get on some courses. first year i played i was hitting 125 or so...then the next year 105-110...not im usually 93-98...shot 88 twice this summer it takes time to pick up |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Onboard an airplane around the globe
Posts: 3,733
|
I'd say get one introduction course from a golf pro. Because standing, lining up, grip and so on is no different for you than it is for Tiger. You can be just as good as him in doing that, so have someone instruct you on the basics. Of course there are details to it, but a good pro can give you the basics in 30 minutes.
Start out with an iron set, you do NOT need the longer clubs to start off. And even among the iron clubs, pick out your 7, 9 and SW (sandwedge) club and start with only those three. The are easy to hit with and will still make the ball fly a bit. Notice how the distance differs between your clubs as well as the height of the shot. Buy a lot of range balls and spend an hour or two on the range a couple of times per week. Take easy swings, don't use your muscles, instead focus on just performing the swing, hit the ball and the angle of the club will do the rest, the ball will take off and you can enjoy to see it fly. As you get more and more secure on the swing, you can increase speed and muscle power and try your other clubs too. The iron clubs can be a cheap standard set, but do spend some time tryoing out a putter. Get one you feel secure with and one that makes the ball go where you aim/intended. The putter is your most important club, the only one that you will use on every hole (yeah, I know, Hole in One is an exception as well as lucky shots, but come on) and because of that you should spend some serious time in trying out a putter that you like. It is well worth it.
__________________
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The truth is not affected by the beliefs, or doubts, of the majority. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
$6 PER EMAIL JOiN
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: California
Posts: 13,185
|
don't do what I do...
__________________
9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions! ![]() ADULT DATING - $100 PPS LIVE CAMS - $214 PPS WWW.DATINGGOLD.COM ICQ: 27442303 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 1,421
|
Start drinking... heavily
__________________
![]() Naughty America - Director of Technology It's a CELEBRATION bitches!! For the hottest content promote Naughty America! ![]() swish at naughtyamerica dot com | ICQ: 226 737 620 | See Who I Am At AdultWhosWho.com! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: San Diego
Posts: 2,922
|
Always, ALWAYS, absolutely ALWAYS keep your head down and your eyes on the ball during your entire swing, including the follow-through portion of your swing. AND, do NOT try to "kill" the ball, or try to put some extra muscle in your swing.
Duffer Dave
__________________
Dave Cummings www.davecummings.com www.davecummings.tv San Diego Email--- [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 334
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Stockton
Posts: 4,365
|
Watch my swing on youtube I got lots of golf videos.
You should start of with just small pitch shots, make sure you are making contact. Play a buck of shot from inside 75yards, once you feel comfortable then start hitting some 5 irons, then step up to driver......NEVER just learn to hit the big stick, it will come with time.. The better you make contact the bigger you can make the swing. Never have to swing hard the ball will fly with just a 3/4 swing... Any tips you can ICQ me: 268731675 Professional videos I learned from when I was a kid Jack Nicklaus Golf My Way
__________________
ICQ:268731675 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
BACON BACON BACON
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,457
|
Quote:
can i post your vids on my golf site? ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Canuckstikan
Posts: 22,667
|
Get a decent set of clubs and hit a shitload of balls... play play and play again ;-)
__________________
Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Industry Pioneer
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA/EU/ASIA
Posts: 5,401
|
Next week. Rancho. Ill teach you the basics.
9 hole executive course for first timers. Same place I started.
__________________
Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software ![]() Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 43
|
Just remember, unless you start when you are pre-teen you will not be pawning chippies like Tiger 'Got Wood' Woods...
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
Posts: 11,190
|
Buy a Wii. They have Golf on there.
__________________
Support a Good Cause |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Texas
Posts: 778
|
Quote:
Second tip: Just swing the club head and just let the club do what it was design to do. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 63,151
|
Never played golf, nor do I want to
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Your moms house
Posts: 4,609
|
Quote:
Count me in! Great to see you are finally going to give it a try, would love to have you out there in Phoenix!! ![]()
__________________
Stephen Bugbee www.x2k.com ICQ# FUCK ICQ bugbee AT x2k dot com X2K consulting and media services - specializing in business development, technology and profitability of your new or existing products and services X2K MEDIA SUITE Need a high risk merchant account? Contact me.. Are you a donor? Have a heart and help someone in need. Go to the DMV and be sure you are a donor, it saves lives!!!! |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 6,103
|
Make sure you take your balls with you.
![]()
__________________
--- |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 6,497
|
cool movies
__________________
Adult SEO Labs * Buying Links * SEO 666-874 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 |
making it rain
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: seattle
Posts: 22,013
|
As a beginner myself, all I can say is the driving range is a lot cheaper than playing the course.
Also don't forget the short game, half your shots are chipping or putting so don't just focus on blasting those long drives... |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
Posts: 11,190
|
At your age, you should be racing cars or something. Golf is for when you are 80.
__________________
Support a Good Cause |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 3,374
|
Quote:
![]() Golf is a game of power AND finesse and a slight change in something like your grip, stance or swing can make a HUGE difference. That's where the lessons come in handy and will help you from becoming a slicer or a hooker ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: oddfuturewolfgangkillthemall!!!!!!!
Posts: 5,656
|
Clubs were made for golfing, humans were not, take that for what it is (let the club do most of the work) I've only ever hit a few on a driving range lol.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Team Player
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Inside the most accurately counting and reporting affiliate system in the world at XPays.com
Posts: 13,002
|
my tip is to get out with Bugaboo and Oystein
![]() have fun- do not take it too seriously
__________________
InterNext Expo Domain Auction Live Now thru Feb 5 HuntingMoon GFY Domains Marketplace is LIVE ![]() XPays always pays! Top Site: * RealJasmine.com * + HotelHeiress® with The Paris Hilton Sex Video Insert the HotelHeiress® HD FEED into your members areas XPin.com Opening for Pin Partners Soonish Mainstream Offers For Emailers and DomainersNONADULT.COM ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,085
|
My tip is to buy a 9 MM so when you get as frustrated as I do after playing for 25 yrs u can just blow your head off.
If I had a CCW permit this would have happened a long time ago, and then there would be no celebrity sex tapes. lol |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
So Fucking What?
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 22,251
|
![]()
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,020
|
Watch "Caddyshack" at least 5 times...
__________________
FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
Posts: 11,190
|
__________________
Support a Good Cause |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Stockton
Posts: 4,365
|
I guess so
__________________
ICQ:268731675 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 |
ICQ:649699063
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,763
|
__________________
Send me an email: [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Republic of Barebackistan
Posts: 1,914
|
![]() Golf is a notoriously difficult game to learn. Go in knowing it will take time. The only way to speed up your learning (or slow it down) is to get a coach. It will make you better faster, in the longer run, but slow down your natural learning because lessons taught by a good coach will give you a foundation in the correct fundamentals. So it's slower at the very beginning, but if you're serious about it, well worth the time and effort because it's harder to fix bad habits later, and eventually, you'll want to be good. Having a pro coach you is the only way to become a decent golfer. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SD/OC/LA
Posts: 1,917
|
not really. I go to the range. I have a lot of really nice muni courses though around me that are priced low and I find actually getting in that full game mindset makes me play better. imho.
__________________
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ![]() ![]() =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Republic of Barebackistan
Posts: 1,914
|
I disagree with those who say start swinging without a coach at first, then get one later. Better to have proper fundamentals right out of the gate, in my view.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Stockton
Posts: 4,365
|
Quote:
Never had a lesson in my life, although I did watch those jack nicklaus golf my way videos. The best BOOK on Fundamentals is Ben Hogan's Book of Fundamental's. two More tips: The feel is like Sweeping you kitchen floor and like chopping wood.
__________________
ICQ:268731675 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: philly
Posts: 5,099
|
Do what tiger does?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 |
ex-TeenGodFather
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
|
Good score is made by knowing short-game (chips/pitches/putting). Everyone can get near the green with a few shots, but getting it in the small-ass cup is the hard part ;)
Driving/long shots, it's a matter of technique NOT strength. You will not get the ball any farther (except the forest/lakes around the course) if you try to force it longer.
__________________
..and I'm off. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 |
ex-TeenGodFather
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Suomi Finland Perkele
Posts: 20,306
|
1) Train ungodly amounts of time
2) have started when you were 2 years old 3)? 4) Cheat on your wife 5) Billions of dollars
__________________
..and I'm off. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 8,113
|
one day I will take lessons and really learn how to play too.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 |
IslandDollars.com
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Icq: 176176
Posts: 12,188
|
Teeing off tomorrow
![]() Lots of good advice. It all depends on your natural ability. Once you figure that out you can see if you need lessons. Most importantly have a good time ![]()
__________________
ISLAND DOLLARS 1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates Best TS Network your surfers will ever join |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Vegas
Posts: 4,499
|
All you need to remember is to keep your head down. The rest is just details.
__________________
бабки, шлюхи, сила |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
No commissions, no fees.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: USA
Posts: 17,706
|
I say fuck golf, too damn boring.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |